Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts
Friday, November 30, 2012
first grade diary
this was my first diary. i was 7 years old. seems so cute and innocent, right? where a girl who could barely write would write about bunnies and rainbows.
but no, instead i filled it with the names of every kid in my class and graded their appearance, intelligence, and niceness. also added their phone numbers.
what a little witch i was! as much as i'd like to be an INFP, there's no denying i am an INFJ. i probably should have channeled this judginess into becoming a college admissions officer.
Thursday, October 18, 2012
nacho & guacamole
i won a contest!
from the fantastic site betsylife, partnered with wholly guacamole.
a cooler just showed up at the door full of vacuum sealed guacamole and salsa!
fiesta! foreva!
Labels:
california,
crazy,
food. crazy,
friends,
photo,
pups
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Tuesday, September 04, 2012
the wily fox of breckenridge golf course
this summer has come and gone like a great blue heron flying very quickly in one direction.
one of the craziest things that happened was on the breckenridge golf course. i was walking around while kevin, his dad, and brother played. it is a spectacular place to walk around. i would not want to be chasing a blasted little white ball into the chaparral and beaver ponds, but it is a spectacular place to walk around.
it was a par 4 on the front 9, and everybody hit their second shots close to the green. kevin's dad's ball unfortunately went into a greenside bunker. maybe the first time i've ever seen him hit a shot into a bunker. everybody else's shots were on the green. we were about 100 yards away.
suddenly, a big fox appeared. big like 40 lbs. he looked at us, trotted across the green, down into the bunker, took kevin's dad's ball out of the trap, and dropped it on the green 10 feet from the hole.
he then trotted to kevin's brother's ball, picked it up, and ran away with it into the woods.
supposedly he thinks the balls are eggs.
supposedly there is a fox den in breckenridge overflowing with titleist pro v1's.
kevin's dad played the ball from the green where the fox left it. after the round, we heard that the right ruling would have been to put his ball back in the bunker.
Monday, August 20, 2012
tiger woods loves his putter
make sure it hefts well in your hands.
from a pre-scandal book published in 2001.
hard to believe he approved these graphics.
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
the ancient and modern olympics
i made this poster in the 4th grade - 1986.
the basement flooded and the index card from the ancient olympics is missing.
the index card from the modern olympics contains some dated phrases:
Friday, June 01, 2012
the hunch, the pounce and the kill
Monday, May 28, 2012
Monday, April 30, 2012
the daily puppy!
Guess who is the featured puppy on The Daily Puppy Today!
POUNCEY!
The comments are cracking me the hell up.
Please go to the site and give him 11 biscuits!
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
pouncey
we found some pups on craigslist last week. they were in waynesville and not from a breeder, two yellow labs in a family 'got together' and had a litter.
we were going to JUST go LOOK at them and MAYBE pick one out, to POSSIBLY bring one home next week.
but then we got there and that was impossible.
this is pouncey.
eli and nacho have been very sweet to him and vice versa.
Labels:
asheville,
crazy,
experiment,
happy birthday,
nature,
photo,
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Thursday, April 19, 2012
breakdance teddy bear 1982
i found some treasures in the basement this weekend which my mom was kind enough to box up and send down here.
this is what i was thinking about in second grade. breakdancing teddy bears.
Labels:
art-craft,
crazy,
fambly,
olden days
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Wednesday, April 18, 2012
dressers of a feather
could these dressers be any more similar?
identical size. 3 drawers. top drawer opens with round pulls. bottom drawer pulls are 95% identical.
the one on the right was in my bedroom growing up in rhode island, the one on the left in kevin's while he was growing up in tallahassee.
i was shocked when i went to visit him for the first time in 2008 and saw it.
i think it's so strange that we both kept them, and ended up with them as adults.
they're old and scratched and dinged and heavy and his is missing a drawer pull, but they're sturdy as hell and i love them.
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crazy,
experiment,
fambly,
love,
olden days,
photo,
you so crazy
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Monday, April 09, 2012
littering and
i haven't seen a display of littering like this since the 80's.
830 am.
waiting for the light to change.
girl in maxima goes through the mcdonald's drive-thru.
rolls down window.
tosses out some coffee onto pavement. (okay fine).
20 seconds later tosses out plastic cream container. (not fine)
10 seconds later tosses out another plastic cream container. (seriously)
10 seconds later tosses out a stirrer. (no joke)
*****
had i been a male, i would have gone up to her window and confronted her.
as it stands, i encourage anybody who knows this girl who drives a black nissan maxima, maryland plates 9FL D49, to throw your trash on her doorstep.
Labels:
asheville,
confrontation,
crazy,
photo
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Thursday, March 22, 2012
bonnet shores 1989
packing up boxes i came across some old photos that needed scanning.
i'm not going to identify the people in this picture because it's just too ridiculous, but one of them is me, and this is a normal typical scene from my childhood.
one of these girls had just cut her own bangs with manicure scissors.
Thursday, March 08, 2012
queen of my soul
i found this at the value village in gastonia.
i left this at the value village in gastonia.
i would like to know:
1. how many of these were made?
2. how many of these were sold?
3. did anybody hang this in their house?
4. where in their house would such a thing hang?
5. do these people know each other?
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
nacho vs. the guest pillows
could he possibly get more fur onto every single pillow?
no.
at least he's comfy.
he had a traumatic experience with a dental cleaning recently, but things are looking up. i don't want to stir up trouble, but i'm interested in hearing from other people in asheville who have had awful experiences with getting their pets' teeth cleaned. maybe we were the only ones?
Friday, February 24, 2012
speaking of nekkid basketball
i've said before the local commercials around here are weird, but this is the latest weirdest.
it's a personal injury law firm. two older male lawyers dressed in business suits are on a high school basketball court.
with a girl in a half shirt and tiny mini skirt.
inexplicable.
who is she? why is she there? is she a lawyer too? secretary? just a woman for hire? how is this related? or relevant? in any way?
sex sells. but does it sell lawyers? makes them seem lecherous and sleazy and distracted to me.
Labels:
asheville,
confrontation,
crazy,
tv
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Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Thursday, February 02, 2012
Thursday, January 05, 2012
vet expansion
the dogs' vet is undergoing a massive expansion. doubling in size. it was already nicer than my own doctor in there.
on one hand i think it's great the dogs can get top notch care right around the corner.
on the other hand, i think those fuckers must be overcharging.
Labels:
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confrontation,
crazy,
photo,
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011
catch the feeling! (shoulder thrust)
i am in love with this skyland auto girl. if i saw her on the street i would be completely starstruck and ask for her autograph.
she's been doing these car commercials for the past couple of years at least. she matches her outfits to whatever major holiday is going on. she ends almost every one with "catch the feeling!" and does a jaunty little shoulder thrust.
it's amazing.
local commercials are unbelievable around here. almost as good as flea market montgomery.
it's just like, it's just like, a mini-mall! hey hey!
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