Friday, April 19, 2024

Horns for Health!


The concept is very simple - turn negativity into laughs.

The method involves bicycle/clown horns. 

Rule 1 is Everyone Consents. 


Only 1 Rule because it may only take 1 honk!

Everyone gets a horn that makes a funny honk noise. 


Everyone agrees to honk the horn when someone else says or does something that is ______ (this is what you all consent to beforehand.) 

Common honk reasons are for "negativity" or "being unnecessarily critical." 


Instead of holding resentment, honk away negativity!

The honk noise may make pets flinch. A 1 inch magnet at the horn's end - aka Pet Mufflers - will muffle the sound.



Lanyards may be helpful to carry the horn around. 


Happy honkers Greta and Clark Walker endorse H4H!




Horns available at many places online and in dusty garages around the world!


COMING SOON: A very limited number of new branded Horns for Health horns may possibly be available for purchase in May 2024.

Sunday, April 07, 2024

Improvised Sunglasses

"Snowblindness is caused by brilliant reflections or glare from the snow. It can occur even on foggy or cloudy days. The first warning of snowblindness comes when you no longer detect variations in the level of ground, followed by a burning sensation of the eyes. Later your eyes pain when exposed to even a weak light. Prevention is the best cure, but if you are stricken, complete darkness is your best medicine. Wear your sunglasses or other material with narrow eye slits cut in it (fig 185)."

Improvised sunglasses x 3

 Using an iPhone, banana peel, and concert ticket


Adapted from US Army Field Manual 1970 "Survival."


Safety third! Everyone be careful with the eclipse tomorrow!

Wednesday, April 03, 2024

True Crime Jesus Trinity

"Luminol don't lie"

"The husband did it"


"Lie detectors are bullshit"

These are three universal truths gleaned from years of true crime watching 

All 8x10 acrylic on canvas 

Skippyhaha studihohos. 

Sunday, March 31, 2024

Pants as water wings


"Pants as water wings." Acrylic on canvas 11x14

Adapted from the 1969 US Army Field Manual "Survival, Evasion, and Escape" 

#skippyhaha #studihoho #obviouslynotAiArt #happyeaster2024 #pantsaswaterwings

Wednesday, March 27, 2024

Elk Meadow Winter Sunset


Acrylic on canvas, 8x10

Victory Garden for a Family of Five



Acrylic and ink on canvas, 8x10

Friday, March 22, 2024

Roadkill Chunnies

Here's some spring/Easter art🌷🐰🩡

An age-old story of rebirth, or how a cheddar bunny becomes a cheddar square πŸ£πŸ’

Tuesday, March 19, 2024

Today's Wordle Answer


Permanent ceasefire now

Monday, March 18, 2024

Kate Middleton photo


i found the original photo before the Princess photoshopped it

Saturday, March 16, 2024

Reaping What's Been Sown


"reaping what's been sown" acrylic on paper 5.5x5
This one is so bad that I think it's funny in the botched Jesus painting way #botchedjesus
Roy Williams looks like a combo Steve Martin and Bobby Knight

Sunday, March 10, 2024

Court Storming Leg Healed Up


"court storming leg healed up" acrylic on paper 4.5x8

Thursday, March 07, 2024

Skippyhaha Studihoho

Just thought I'd share a few skippyhaha studihoho paintings ("hohos") I've made this year.

When I was thinking of t-shirt ideas and graphics professionally for a few years with Vintage Vantage, I would be happy if the idea made people laugh or made people think.

That is still the goal!

"Scrolling Genocide" - acrylic on paper, 7x10

"I Like Fried Chicken!" - acrylic on paper, 8x10

"Elk and Clouds" - acrylic on paper, 8x10

"Kentucky Fried Chicken Right Here" - acrylic on paper, 8x10