snuggling with miss maizey, the almost-13 year old golden retriever.
also, if you haven't already, get your grubby paws on "hands on a hardbody" - documentary made in 1997 about people in texas who go to a car dealership and put their hands on a pickup truck. for 3 days. last one standing drives it away. you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be astounded.
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Monday, October 28, 2013
party crasher
my brother is 2 years younger than i am. he is also much more social than i am. when we were growing up, many times i wanted him to disappear. the more i wanted him to disappear, the more he wanted to do what i was doing.
when i left home and went to college and looked back with some perspective for the first time, i felt a little guilty for being mean to him. he has a big heart and he never meant any harm. i should have been more patient. but damn he was annoying!
i found these pictures of my 7th birthday party and all these feelings became crystal clear.
fine. okay. he can come to the sleepover. it's 6 girls and...chris. fine. okay. whatever. his sleeping bag goes in the corner.
great. everybody is singing and having a pillow fight. he can stay over there. inside his crayons sleeping bag.
NO! no. no. no. what the???? NOOOO! how did this happen. i hate my life. i hate this party.
when i left home and went to college and looked back with some perspective for the first time, i felt a little guilty for being mean to him. he has a big heart and he never meant any harm. i should have been more patient. but damn he was annoying!
i found these pictures of my 7th birthday party and all these feelings became crystal clear.
fine. okay. he can come to the sleepover. it's 6 girls and...chris. fine. okay. whatever. his sleeping bag goes in the corner.
great. everybody is singing and having a pillow fight. he can stay over there. inside his crayons sleeping bag.
NO! no. no. no. what the???? NOOOO! how did this happen. i hate my life. i hate this party.
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
looks like somebody ate his wheaties
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
happy birthday big popi!
happy birthday to my DAD!
My dad is the greatest!
Here is one small example. Not only did he go to every single one of my Saturday soccer games from age 8 to 12, but he would then spend a lot of his Sunday writing articles about the games, which he then mailed into the Long Islander weekly newspaper to be published. He had legal pads full of notes. Checklists of every girl's name so nobody would feel left out, even the girls who were not so great got their name in print.
He has a fantastic sense of humor and is endlessly patient and rational. What an excellent dad!
My dad is the greatest!
Here is one small example. Not only did he go to every single one of my Saturday soccer games from age 8 to 12, but he would then spend a lot of his Sunday writing articles about the games, which he then mailed into the Long Islander weekly newspaper to be published. He had legal pads full of notes. Checklists of every girl's name so nobody would feel left out, even the girls who were not so great got their name in print.
He has a fantastic sense of humor and is endlessly patient and rational. What an excellent dad!
Tuesday, October 08, 2013
nachos falls
once upon a time there was a waterfall.
nacho went to the top of the waterfall.
nacho hopped straight down the face of the waterfall.
nacho had to think quick because there were slippery rocks at the bottom of the waterfall!
nacho thought quick and hopped even quicker!
nacho did a full extension leap and landed on the dirt and was fine! stuck the landing!
the rest of us had heart attacks.
nacho went to the top of the waterfall.
nacho hopped straight down the face of the waterfall.
nacho had to think quick because there were slippery rocks at the bottom of the waterfall!
nacho thought quick and hopped even quicker!
nacho did a full extension leap and landed on the dirt and was fine! stuck the landing!
the rest of us had heart attacks.
Wednesday, October 02, 2013
fly foot blood foot
it's been an eventful time for the doggies over here.
last week, pouncey was caught like a striped bass by a fly fishing hook in the ankle. he pounced across the river at the wrong time. the hook went through in two spots and i held him down while kevin removed it with pliers. pouncey did not growl or snarl for even one second. he squirmed and whimpered a little but for the most part laid still.
a couple days later the dogs came up from the river and there were bloody pawprints all over the house and deck. (which came right up with white vinegar). pouncey had somehow sliced his back paw open and was gushing profusely, every step he took. we gave him a rawhide chewy and some pain medicine/sedative and kept him in his crate for a day until it scabbed over.
his spirits were not diminished by either of these events.
in great news, nacho has stopped chewing, scratching, and licking! it's like a switch turned off this week. it also coincides with the grass mold level dipping from 'extreme' down to 'moderate' for the first time in months. here he is on his first hike since spring. he galloped and pranced around the fields like a puppy!
*****
behold a new video from guadalajara joe - in which he impersonates freddie mercury. this is *NOT [edit] somehow an attempt to prevent borat from playing mercury in a movie. so yeah!
* Borat is already not playing mercury, this is an attempt to have guadalajara joe play mercury, as queen searches for the right actor. so yeah!
last week, pouncey was caught like a striped bass by a fly fishing hook in the ankle. he pounced across the river at the wrong time. the hook went through in two spots and i held him down while kevin removed it with pliers. pouncey did not growl or snarl for even one second. he squirmed and whimpered a little but for the most part laid still.
a couple days later the dogs came up from the river and there were bloody pawprints all over the house and deck. (which came right up with white vinegar). pouncey had somehow sliced his back paw open and was gushing profusely, every step he took. we gave him a rawhide chewy and some pain medicine/sedative and kept him in his crate for a day until it scabbed over.
his spirits were not diminished by either of these events.
in great news, nacho has stopped chewing, scratching, and licking! it's like a switch turned off this week. it also coincides with the grass mold level dipping from 'extreme' down to 'moderate' for the first time in months. here he is on his first hike since spring. he galloped and pranced around the fields like a puppy!
*****
behold a new video from guadalajara joe - in which he impersonates freddie mercury. this is *NOT [edit] somehow an attempt to prevent borat from playing mercury in a movie. so yeah!
* Borat is already not playing mercury, this is an attempt to have guadalajara joe play mercury, as queen searches for the right actor. so yeah!
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