Thursday, May 31, 2007

mr. freeman

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

happy birthday wheels chipotle!

here's to you, wills! hope your day is really great, free from knee injury, and full of red hat ladies & fajita burritos.i didn't take that picture, but i did take this one -

Monday, May 28, 2007

memorial day

went to hear derek trucks band at the visulite on saturday and was amazed at how good he was. playing with some funk soul bruthas, he was calm, cool & collected & totally in control while doing mind-blowing stuff with his giant monster hands, making the guitar look like a kid's toy.

(found this picture on google images)

next day went to lake norman for lots of holiday cheer and a mini modeling shoot with these friendly folks

also at brunch sunday lisa's silverware was sticking together magnetically for some reason

Friday, May 25, 2007

this is your brain on drugs

happy memorial day everybody!

Thursday, May 24, 2007

not longing haiku 77-83

sell it to people
who don't know the meaning of
words you are saying

make them buy two in
case this breaks an extra can't
hurt to have these days

keep them in fear and
you keep the high hand and you
rule all this damned land

doesn't matter your
name you're the one i will blame
when anything breaks

try as you might to
keep it alright the screws will
fall down to the floor

how do you lose a
bunch of trivial pursuit
cards? i don't get it

fat rubbery it
all bounces off but the ones
that cut deep stayed deep

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

where the top of this page came from

dirty red wine cup in a pink bowl

Monday, May 21, 2007

downtown after five

asheville has free concerts on some fridays during the summer -

this is a band called 'grinning mob'

younger members of HOLT TEAM wait for outformation

outformation! people making out, kids on shoulders, good times

Saturday, May 19, 2007

new bedmate

i'm sleeping with a Giant Carolina Wolf Spider. I thought he was a hallucination or a tarantula but my good friend the internet made me doubt it because tarantulas don't usually live near here. last night for the 3rd time (at least) in the past few weeks i've woken up in the middle of the night to see a tarantula somewhere on the bed & i scream & or suck in air & jump out of bed & turn on the light & grab for something flat & heavy to kill him/shield myself & he flashes away somewhere so fast & when i work up courage to follow him where he sprinted to, he's vanished.

the dogs are no help, they don't even seem to notice. he's huge, like 4 inches wide looks like a serious tarantula in the dark. he can live for 3 years. if i die of mysterious causes like a heart attack in my bed sometime soon, this is why.

Friday, May 18, 2007

kittens & bears

i went down to the garage yesterday and there was a cat in there! it ran inside the basement when i opened the garage door & i didn't have time to find it or deal with it right then so i left the garage door open hoping it would find its way out while i was gone.

somebody's been dancing on my windshield

i'd heard noises down there the night before but just kind of ignored them thinking it was people banging around in the garbage cans out front because it was garbage night.

when i got back i heard it meowing from somewhere in the tower of cardboard boxes i have in the basement so i got a broom & got holden & nacho to go down with me to try to sniff the bugger out. they were pretty useless until they heard it meowing & then they went nuts barking and jumping towards it so i had to send them upstairs. it had a collar on saying its name was JIMICA but the phone number listed was out of service.

i called my landlady/neighbor to see if she knew anybody who had a gray & brown kitten with white feet but she didn't. she told me that she just got a call from another neighbor that a BEAR was seen walking down my street the night before. there's a lot of development going on in the area and you're not allowed to shoot bears in the city of asheville so i guess it's kind of a problem with bears coming into neighborhoods and eating dogs that bark and run up to them. so i need to find a way to make holden & nacho afraid of bears.

anyway i took the kitten jimica squirming in my hands door to door through my neighborhood & found his home across the street. the guy who lives there said he'd been missing for a couple days.

greetings from animal planet.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

one saturday

here's one from my brother -

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

throw it in the ocean

piss it away

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

ny weekend recap

brett dennen + ALO @ the bowery

quisty & phess got pockets full of kryptonite


lenny's indianhead in branford, CT

mom, bro & aunt jojo

drez, uncle tom & yours truly

bobby huntington & brother henry scout squirrels

the rascally scalawag

Monday, May 14, 2007

wet on arrival

JFK new york sat on the runway
2 hours waiting to take off
arrive in Cincinnati 30 minutes after
my flight the last flight
to asheville left. got hotel
voucher took Marriott shuttle
with 10 other people Delta screwed
one girl about 25 years old
trying to get to Memphis for a funeral
mother and daughter to Louisville
calling for substitute teacher for tomorrow
everybody trying to get home
check into hotel elevator to second floor
turn left to room card out ready to swipe
turn corner & there's the girl going to funeral
outside her room next to mine
with her rolling suitcase next to her
pants around her ankles
squatting in front of her door
i said 'oh!'
she said 'sorry' & scooted back closer to her door
i said 'that's okay'
she kept peeing
i swiped my door key card
& went in my room

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

love your mother this weekend

going to NY for mother's day & some ALO.

don't worry little brother henry, i'll be home soon

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

photos recentos 2

Monday, May 07, 2007

eight ball acid pocket


Friday, May 04, 2007

golf bags on the side of the road

Thursday, May 03, 2007

bad nanny

i gleeked on a kid i babysat for and told him it was raining.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

choc'laty chip cookies

Tuesday, May 01, 2007


asheville, north carolina =

more subaru wagons per capita than anywhere on the planet