Monday, August 31, 2009

blueberry picking

went blueberry picking this weekend on the blue ridge parkway. there were tons of ripe berries, and tons of not-yet-ripe berries. it was fun...with a purpose. (i used to get Highlights magazine in elementary school, and the tagline was "Fun with a Purpose" and for a while i thought it was 'Fun with a Porpoise')

check out our loot!

Sunday, August 30, 2009

if this is your house

sweet place, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

you have made it.

my friend was housesitting/dogsitting at this place last week, and it's on top of a mountain near weaverville and it's fantastic. huge porches looking over green meadows, designed and built by one of the owners, exceedingly comfortable and homey inside - they win.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

stop drop & roll

stop drop & roll, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

how can you be so sure?

Friday, August 28, 2009

mixed signals

mixed signals, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

a cardboard box from organic apples, filled with uncrushed plastic overpriced tap water bottles and lettuce containers. i think these people should get a thermos and a water filter.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

happy birthday quissy

florida2, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

i HOPE AND EXPECT some big things from you this year! have a great day! may no pelicans poop on your head!

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

go for it

go for it, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

Monday, August 24, 2009

fuck you california

i got my tax return back from the great state of california, except instead of a check they sent me an IOU. due to the state of california's severe cash crisis they are unable to fulfill their financial obligations, and sent me a piece of crap in the mail that i may be able to cash in 6 weeks on october 2, 2009. i would love to send them an IOU instead of real live money out of my pay check every month. what a load of horseshit.


Thursday, August 20, 2009


clunkers, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

my friends pete & jen were cash for clunking their minivan the next day & invited everybody to drape themselves all over it after kt's going away dinner tuesday. good freakin times.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

grilled runt burgers

grilled runt burgers, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

i hope nacho didn't see this sign and get worried i'm going to grill him

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

ready for modelfest

ready for modelfest, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

i had some lovely ladies over last week for vintage t-shirt modeling. there were a few rookies but you couldn't tell from the pictures. they were all amazingly efficient and super hott.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

i love to dance

i love to dance, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

langhorne slim played at the grey eagle last night and it was super. he was hanging from the rafters doing chin ups, and shaking his hat all over the place. for the last encore he played 'i love to dance' and invited anybody who wanted to up on stage. he's the consummate showman, lovable and genuine and unbelievable at the same time- he reminds me of my brother if my brother had extreme musical ability.

Monday, August 10, 2009

giant maroon hibiscus

giant maroon hibiscus, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

bloom for one day

bloom for one day, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

size of dinnerplates

size of dinnerplates, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

Sunday, August 09, 2009

my dog is smarter than your baby

great nanny

all kinds of evidence here that your pup may have the IQ of a toddler:

Dogs as Smart as 2-year-old Kids

By Jeanna Bryner, Senior Writer

posted: 08 August 2009 02:00 pm ET

The canine IQ test results are in: Even the average dog has the mental abilities of a 2-year-old child.

The finding is based on a language development test, revealing average dogs can learn 165 words (similar to a 2-year-old child), including signals and gestures, and dogs in the top 20 percent in intelligence can learn 250 words.

And the smartest?

Border collies, poodles, and German shepherds, in that order, says Stanley Coren, a canine expert and professor emeritus at the University of British Columbia. Those breeds have been created recently compared with other dog breeds and may be smarter in part because we've trained and bred them to be so, Coren said. The dogs at the top of the pack are on par with a 2.5-year-old.

Better at math and socializing

While dogs ranked with the 2-year-olds in language, they would trump a 3- or 4-year-old in basic arithmetic, Coren found. In terms of social smarts, our drooling furballs fare even better.

"The social life of dogs is much more complex, much more like human teenagers at that stage, interested in who is moving up in the pack and who is sleeping with who and that sort of thing," Coren told LiveScience.

Coren, who has written more than a half-dozen books on dogs and dog behavior, will present an overview of various studies on dog smarts at the American Psychological Association's annual meeting in Toronto.

"We all want insight into how our furry companions think, and we want to understand the silly, quirky and apparently irrational behaviors [that] Lassie or Rover demonstrate," Coren said. "Their stunning flashes of brilliance and creativity are reminders that they may not be Einsteins but are sure closer to humans than we thought."

Math test

To get inside the noggin of man's best friend, scientists are modifying tests for dogs that were originally developed to measure skills in children.

Here's one: In an arithmetic test, dogs watch as one treat and then another treat are lowered down behind a screen. When the screen gets lifted, the dogs, if they get arithmetic (1+1=2), will expect to see two treats. (For toddlers, other objects would be used.)

But say the scientist swipes one of the treats, or adds another so the end result is one, or three treats, respectively. "Now we're giving him the wrong equation which is 1+1=1, or 1+1=3," Coren said. Sure enough, studies show the dogs get it. "The dog acts surprised and stares at it for a longer period of time, just like a human kid would," he said.

These studies suggest dogs have a basic understanding of arithmetic, and they can count to four or five.

Basic emotions

Other studies Coren notes have found that dogs show spatial problem-solving skills. For instance, they can locate valued items, such as treats, find better routes in the environment, such as the fastest way to a favorite chair, and figure out how to operate latches and simple machines.

Like human toddlers, dogs also show some basic emotions, such as happiness, anger and disgust. But more complex emotions, such as guilt, are not in a dog's toolbox. (What humans once thought was guilt was found to be doggy fear, Coren noted.)

And while dogs know whether they're being treated fairly, they don't grasp the concept of equity. Coren recalls a study in which dogs get a treat for "giving a paw."

When one dog gets a treat and the other doesn't, the unrewarded dog stops performing the trick and avoids making eye contact with the trainer. But if one dog, say, gets rewarded with a juicy steak while the other snags a measly piece of bread, on average the dogs don't care about the inequality of the treats.

Top dogs

To find out which dogs had the top school smarts, Coren collected data from more than 200 dog obedience judges from the United States and Canada.

He found the top dogs, in order of their doggy IQ are:

  1. Border collies
  2. Poodles
  3. German shepherds
  4. Golden retrievers
  5. Dobermans
  6. Shetland sheepdogs
  7. Labrador retrievers

At the bottom of the intelligence barrel, Coren would include many of the hounds, such as the bassett hound and the Afghan hound, along with the bulldog, beagle and basenji (a hunting dog).

"It's important to note that these breeds which don't do as well tend to be considerably older breeds," he said. "They were developed when the task of a hound was to find something by smell or sight." These dogs might fare better on tests of so-called instinctive intelligence, which measure how well dogs do what they are bred to do.

"The dogs that are the brightest dogs in terms of school learning ability tend to be the dogs that are much more recently developed," Coren said. He added that there's a "high probability that we've been breeding dogs so they're more responsive to human beings and human signals." So the most recently bred dogs would be more human-friendly and rank higher on school smarts.

Many of these smarty-pants are also the most popular pets. "We like dogs that understand us," Coren said.

We also love the beagle, which made it to the top 10 list of most popular dog breeds in 2008 by the American Kennel Club. That's because they are so sweet and socialable, Coren said. "Sometimes people love the dumb blonde," Coren said.

And sometimes the dim-wits make better pets. While a smart dog will figure out everything you want it to know, your super pet will also learn everything it can get away with, Coren warns.

Friday, August 07, 2009

nacho's nose

nacho's nose, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

if you stick your nose in another dog's bowl while he is eating, expect that other dog to bite your nose.

Thursday, August 06, 2009

value village


parenting in a thrift store involves lots of threats and bribes and little eye contact

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

fish dance

fish dance, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

happy belated birthday MOM!

hope you had a great day with HENRY!

Saturday, August 01, 2009

look natural

look natural, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

hell yeah deck dinner parties