Monday, October 30, 2006

soho santa barbara

rock n roll band dvd

if you're looking for a present to give, and a t-shirt won't do, this tea leaf green live cd/dvd with interviews might be good and comes out tomorrow, while you wait for the guadalajara joe 2+-disc set to come out, which maybe by the holidaze.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

i get newsday

Friday, October 27, 2006

clark, what do you need a hammer for?

Thursday, October 26, 2006

nacho sheds

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

hound dog

you said you was high class

Monday, October 23, 2006

a couple from the midwest

back from a great two days in madison and chicago!

kitshickers in the madion concourse, photo: parttown

come in peace and seek out your cheese, who is fun to have on roadtrips?

our hero & the warrior king

who else would change channels at the airport but chicago city cops on segways?

good times!

Friday, October 20, 2006

happy anniversary mom & dad!

i hope your day is more fun than a shrimp convention in texas!

i'm headed to the midwest & that oven mitt made of cheese they call wisconsin for the weekend!

Thursday, October 19, 2006


if you dumped some kind of organic seeds (fruit, vegetable, grass, tree, or) onto landfills would good prevail

Wednesday, October 18, 2006


jj wanted something 'the colors of the sunset'

i made some california smog

which will color the sunset till it's gone

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

nachos alertos

Monday, October 16, 2006

happy birthday bobby huntington!

i hope you have a great day & don't let that punk henry boss you around!

Sunday, October 15, 2006

cops love me

10/14/06 3:30PM

Pulled over in Del Mar
Followed for past mile from highway twisting streets neighborhood by
dark shark of roads
patrol car
flashes lights
Officer A. Garcia badge 50-ish
short of course stout aviators khaki
license registration proof of insurance
did i do something wrong?
i'll tell you just as soon as you do what i just said
hand license from wallet
reach to glove box
ehh- it's okay - everything in your name? -the registration?
yeah yeah all me
well heather you know what you're sposta do at a stop sign?
yeahhhh- you rolled through not one but two stop signs usually you see a patrol car behind you people come to complete stop or they been drinking--?
i haven't
Loud beeping sound muffled operator walkietalkie
okay i'm gonna let you go today with just a warning heather
writes my name in all caps in pocket notebook
but you're gonna hafta show some more effort-?
sure yeah okay
okay boots on gravel turn walk back
shaking hands shift to drive
i thought i stopped

Saturday, October 14, 2006

how they got there

stats from october 06

Top 20 of 31 Total Search Strings

Search String

1 23 20.35%
ivan drago
2 15 13.27%
3 10 8.85%
4 9 7.96%
her spandex
5 8 7.08%
6 6 5.31%
7 4 3.54%
8 3 2.65%
9 2 1.77%
drago rocky iv
10 2 1.77%
female target
11 2 1.77%
12 2 1.77%
kickball teams southern california
13 2 1.77%
moose drunk
14 2 1.77%
15 2 1.77%
rocky 4 drago
16 2 1.77%
rocky drago
17 2 1.77%
rocky ivan drago
18 2 1.77%
ruggy joesten
19 2 1.77%
tuck-oop scoop-uk
20 2 1.77%

stats from october 06

Top 20 of 1153 Total Search Strings

# Hits Search String

1 3908 37.00%
vintage t-shirts
2 598 5.66%
3 495 4.69%
vintage vantage
4 328 3.11%
5 300 2.84%
vintage t shirts
6 298 2.82%
7 279 2.64%
mud trucks
8 213 2.02%
vintage tee shirts
9 181 1.71%
10 168 1.59%
11 115 1.09%
2 live crew
12 104 0.98%
vintage tshirts
13 97 0.92%
jack johnson
14 93 0.88%
vintage tees
15 80 0.76%
weekend at bernies
16 70 0.66%
17 69 0.65%
vintage tee
18 61 0.58%
19 58 0.55%
20 57 0.54%
vintage shirts

i want to find the two people who searched for "tuck-oop scoop-uk"

Friday, October 13, 2006

conversation between supermarket produce workers

A: hey i got a invitation on myspace to a party down in TJ

B: i’m good with TJ i got boys in TJ. a friend of yours?

A: naw i don’t know

B: are you gonna go?

A: no i don’t think they like white boys down there

B: it’s cool man i can go with you if you want

A: cool yeah okay

Thursday, October 12, 2006

restaurant waste

sell by today
or throw it away
make you some more
a big tub before
the trash men
come empty your tray

enough for an army
or family of five
served all to one
that old principal's wife
and she eats like a bird from benin

fold up your manners
remember your napkin
if asked to say grace
just say
thank you sweet garden
of heavenly bounty
a bountiful heaven on earth
here today
with you all
peaceful blessings
of health and great cheer
let's dig in

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

simple if then logic

i shouldn't see the driver

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

not longing haiku 49-55

ignorance is bliss
and yet we're still compelled to
learn at every turn

oh jesus christ god
almighty give me someone
to blame besides me

the toasty warm lives
i imagine for others
are cold & grinding

fertility drugs
blessing the rich with the curse
of the poor masses

if he could live that
long would all Holden's hair turn
gray eventually

cover your bases
with plastic foam padding &
you'll never get home

how long will you just
hide behind your bad choices
and pray for sunshine

Monday, October 09, 2006

guadalajara joe's latest antics!

guadalajara joe does gerardo better than gerardo!

(Gerardo's Rico Suave) Vegoose Contest

Sunday, October 08, 2006

tootie's bong

Tootie's Bong

"look here
we figured if we couldn't be in the group, at least we'll have the same stuff"

Saturday, October 07, 2006

junk on the trunk

Friday, October 06, 2006

i'm on an asian urn

"'Beauty is truth, truth beauty,—that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.'"
- John Keats, "Ode on a Grecian Urn" 1819

Thursday, October 05, 2006

toubab krewe at winston's

great show friday night, check them out if you like to hear guys play stringed gourds and logs.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

exactly as i found it

here they come, the new arrivals
ready to lose a little bit of their innocence
ready to be free --

thrift store in north park 9/30/06

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

see it

Monday, October 02, 2006

please share my umbrella

someday my name and hers are going to be the same

Sunday, October 01, 2006

kali yuga

these hands of invisible organic forces
are pushing and pulling us

the germ of transcendence is always within us, at least