Tuesday, May 17, 2011
i can't be the only one
this giant phallic symbol rock is situated on probably the 'nicest' street in all of asheville - evelyn.
big old houses, manicured lawns, back yards on the grove park country club.
i would like to know who put this rock here and what they were thinking.
Monday, May 16, 2011
will turned 1 year
amidst all the travel and bustle i neglected to mention that my amazing little nephew Will survived his first year on this earth.
we sent him the book "DOG" on recommendation from the mappy camper.
angela sent this phone-photo the next day saying "Will took his doggie book out totally independently and is reading it while I fold the laundry!"
not only is he an animal-lover, and super intelligent, would you just look at how balanced and graceful he is in his reading stance! i predict big things for this one. happy birthday Will!
we sent him the book "DOG" on recommendation from the mappy camper.
angela sent this phone-photo the next day saying "Will took his doggie book out totally independently and is reading it while I fold the laundry!"
not only is he an animal-lover, and super intelligent, would you just look at how balanced and graceful he is in his reading stance! i predict big things for this one. happy birthday Will!
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Saturday, May 14, 2011
winky
a fish will not eat another fish's eyeball on a hook as bait.
our unbelievable fishing streak (first cast teddy caught 2 on the double hook of the one line) was disrupted after an unfortunate unhooking incident (we threw all the fish back) in which one fish (winky) left an eyeball dangling on one hook of a 2-hook rig. even with good bait (sand fleas/shrimp) on the bottom hook, the fish did not bite this line again until the eyeball was removed.
our unbelievable fishing streak (first cast teddy caught 2 on the double hook of the one line) was disrupted after an unfortunate unhooking incident (we threw all the fish back) in which one fish (winky) left an eyeball dangling on one hook of a 2-hook rig. even with good bait (sand fleas/shrimp) on the bottom hook, the fish did not bite this line again until the eyeball was removed.
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Friday, May 13, 2011
nicest beach i've ever seen
i was back in the so-called redneck riviera this week.
i was there last year exactly when the deepwater oil spill started. there were no visible effects whatsoever.
in fact, i said it's the most beautiful beach i've ever been to. i've been to many beaches in
rhode island
long island
palm beach
puerto rico
outer banks
wrighstville
down to
kiawah
key west
los cabos
sea island
nice
marbella
kaikura
bondi
ventura
san diego
santa barbara
santa cruz
kauai
cadaquƩs
and the powder sugar sand and clear coke bottle glass green water and uncrowdedness of the beach at watersound on the gulf of mexico in the florida panhandle makes it my favorite.
we caught some relatively big fish variously referred to as whiting and ladyfish. saw a shark and some rays. dolphins playing because all dolphins do is play. somebody saw a killer whale but he was only 4 so...
it's a fantastic place to have a fantastic vacation.
i flew back to asheville direct on vision airlines. my ticket cost $59, but if you book early enough fares are $39 one way. the plane had relatively big leather seats, and two rows of three. it left on time and they gave us big bags of pretzels. full size bags like at supermarket cash registers. i was impressed and would fly with them again in a second.
i was there last year exactly when the deepwater oil spill started. there were no visible effects whatsoever.
in fact, i said it's the most beautiful beach i've ever been to. i've been to many beaches in
rhode island
long island
palm beach
puerto rico
outer banks
wrighstville
down to
kiawah
key west
los cabos
sea island
nice
marbella
kaikura
bondi
ventura
san diego
santa barbara
santa cruz
kauai
cadaquƩs
and the powder sugar sand and clear coke bottle glass green water and uncrowdedness of the beach at watersound on the gulf of mexico in the florida panhandle makes it my favorite.
we caught some relatively big fish variously referred to as whiting and ladyfish. saw a shark and some rays. dolphins playing because all dolphins do is play. somebody saw a killer whale but he was only 4 so...
it's a fantastic place to have a fantastic vacation.
i flew back to asheville direct on vision airlines. my ticket cost $59, but if you book early enough fares are $39 one way. the plane had relatively big leather seats, and two rows of three. it left on time and they gave us big bags of pretzels. full size bags like at supermarket cash registers. i was impressed and would fly with them again in a second.
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Friday, May 06, 2011
kisses scoobs
if you put your face up to the screen he will licky you.
("i must licky you" asheville police department scandal explanation in mountain xpress)
("i must licky you" asheville police department scandal explanation in mountain xpress)
Thursday, May 05, 2011
asheville chainsaw massacre
next on the agenda in the never-ending house rental repair saga: chopping down the half dozen giant dead carolina hemlocks in the back yard.
this involves cutting down the power and cable lines for 3 days.
this involves making me crazy.
thank you wooly adelgid.
i am trying to be flexible and flowing. instead i feel like a scabby bitter clot of anger.
i am thankful for public libraries and their free wi-fi.
please note the paint peeling off the house, bare wood exposed. also the piece of wood the roofers nailed to the clapboard last week and didn't remove.
these tree guys are amazing. they have no fear of heights or falling. or lightning. 10 minutes after this photo was taken a HUGE thunderstorm rolled through. it was already gusting hard and starting to hail at this point. and they were up there in the sky just chopping away.
this involves cutting down the power and cable lines for 3 days.
this involves making me crazy.
thank you wooly adelgid.
i am trying to be flexible and flowing. instead i feel like a scabby bitter clot of anger.
i am thankful for public libraries and their free wi-fi.
please note the paint peeling off the house, bare wood exposed. also the piece of wood the roofers nailed to the clapboard last week and didn't remove.
these tree guys are amazing. they have no fear of heights or falling. or lightning. 10 minutes after this photo was taken a HUGE thunderstorm rolled through. it was already gusting hard and starting to hail at this point. and they were up there in the sky just chopping away.
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crazy people lined up down the block for pieces of fried dough at cafe du monde
cafe du monde.
i mean really! they're little donuts! all hours of the day there was a block-long line.
we went at midnight and walked right up.
i mean really! they're little donuts! all hours of the day there was a block-long line.
we went at midnight and walked right up.
Wednesday, May 04, 2011
new orleans
we left the house at 230AM thursday night (or friday morning depending how you count), drove an hour and a half to the greenville, SC amtrak station, and at 5AM boarded the crescent bound for new orleans. i woke up 4 hours later pulling out of the atlanta station.
we had a roomette which was nice because you can lower the seats and put on a bedroll they provide and completely lie down, also can close the door and curtain. there's a toilet in there, which is too close for comfort for me.
in the dining car they sat you with strangers if you didn't have a party of 4. they ran out of things like nobody's business. the service took forever. the coffee was piping hot. the salad had dark green lettuce not just iceberg. the meals were extremely overpriced, but free for those who were traveling in the roomettes.
the train slowed way down through tuscaloosa alabama. there were neighborhoods completely leveled by the tornadoes 2 days before. so many snapped trees and then 100 year old trees on their sides - their red roots unnaturally perpendicular. factories a heap of twisted steel and cinder blocks. people in neon yellow shirts handing out water. old men in their backyards surrounded by shredded belongings watching the train go by. (slide show of the destruction)
there is no open container law in new orleans and no last call. (or seemingly). there's a casino. where you can't take pictures of the blackjack table. you can take bloody marys and walk down by the mississippi river while an old lady plays the pipes on top of the natchez paddle boat, it's so windy the pipe steam cloud is blowing right back in her face.
tipitinas uptown is a legendary venue and i loved seeing two of my alltime favorite bands share the stage there and also some old friends on the dancefloor. the show was supposed to start at 1, but instead doors opened at 2 and it was sunrise when we stumbled out. my time's coming but it's not tonight.
the food at the fairgrounds of jazz fest is worth the price of admission alone. ingested included: giant strawberry lemonade with chunks of real strawberries, chicken fricassee, fried plantains, and 'jama jama' (spinach) from the african food court. to die for. a bowl of shrimp and grits. perfection.
old timers playing the blues and some mardi gras indians. sunday morning. can you beat it? no.
as a last hurrah, later that night mr. b's had the best dining experience of my life. perfect service and timing and not too stuffy and awesome AWESOME food.
the floor of the blue nile has the arabic patterned tile. waiting for the show to start a man asked us "did they find his body?" which is how i found out they killed bin laden. the hippie next to me said super sarcastic "a trillion in war debt and how many thousands killed? mission accomplished! yay america! are the troops on their way home?" i tend to agree. watching teenagers rejoice in front of the white house on tv later i didn't feel like celebrating and i didn't feel any safer.
the train left new orleans at 7am. we got to the station in a cab whose driver had lived in the city for 4 days and had to plug the train station into the gps. he moved to new orleans from charlotte where his wife and kids still live because he couldn't find work in charlotte.
we got back to greenville at 1130 monday night, back home at 1. we got mooned in mississippi.
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Thursday, April 28, 2011
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
wait your turno
i love this time of year!
it's warm. and green. and gold. and growing.
we are taking a train from south carolina to louisiana for jazzfest this weekend.
ALO and Tea Leaf Green are playing a show at Tipitina's that starts at 1AM on my birthday.
i can barely wait my turno!
it's warm. and green. and gold. and growing.
we are taking a train from south carolina to louisiana for jazzfest this weekend.
ALO and Tea Leaf Green are playing a show at Tipitina's that starts at 1AM on my birthday.
i can barely wait my turno!
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Monday, April 25, 2011
Friday, April 22, 2011
blood drops
yesterday i thought nacho was dying.
he has been throwing up the past few days. nothing new. he has a sensitive stomach and combined with being a counter-surfer, he throws up often.
then i saw a big drop of dark blood on top of the stairs. and there were big drops of blood going down all the stairs.
i was convinced nacho ate a roofing nail and was throwing up blood.
then eli solved the mystery. he went over to a 'seed' on the floor and sniffed it and looked at us. he was telling us not to worry, it was just an engorged tick the size of a grape.
then we saw another giant tick carcass next to the blood drops on the stairs.
then the dogs got frontline flea and tick medicine.
he has been throwing up the past few days. nothing new. he has a sensitive stomach and combined with being a counter-surfer, he throws up often.
then i saw a big drop of dark blood on top of the stairs. and there were big drops of blood going down all the stairs.
i was convinced nacho ate a roofing nail and was throwing up blood.
then eli solved the mystery. he went over to a 'seed' on the floor and sniffed it and looked at us. he was telling us not to worry, it was just an engorged tick the size of a grape.
then we saw another giant tick carcass next to the blood drops on the stairs.
then the dogs got frontline flea and tick medicine.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Monday, April 18, 2011
free shirts, tiddys
woo hoo! another fun post in the 'free shirts for bloggers' series has arrived.
the sweet and hilarious tiddy ferguson featured a skippy haha vintage t-shirt on her blog this weekend.
she also listed some amazing facebook status updates from her friends and gave a blow-by-blow account of laser hair removal. this is what the internet is all about!
AND she has a dog named nacho! her nacho also likes to sleep with his head on pillows.
check out her super fun blog - thanks, tiddy!
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Friday, April 15, 2011
This mug will never spill or be knocked over by wagging tails.
found at the goodwill in tallahassee. i'm keeping it. it also features springer spaniel and german shorthaired pointer. it weighs about 4 lbs. with copyright 1984.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
escape to florida
we went to tallahassee last week to escape the roofing that is going on here.
we hung out with fambly, ate tons of great food, went to shell oyster bar, a florida state vs unc baseball game, leon sinks (not spinks) where kevin got a tick bite and chigger bites and nacho and eli swam in sinkholes.
while we were at the baseball game, nacho and eli got up on the counter and ate 7 of rose's arthritis pills and a half bag of dog treats.
it was great to go down there and chill while the banging was going on here at home. it's going worse than i expected, and i expected hell.
the 4 roofers arrive at 730 am, and leave between 5 and 630 pm, taking an hour for lunch. the rest of the day is drilling and banging, with enough force that pictures fall off the wall.
they are about halfway done, and it has been 2 weeks.
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
no brag just fact
classic line, highly repeatable, by walter brennan in 'the guns of will sonnett'
brought to my attention by DAD
Thursday, April 07, 2011
Wednesday, April 06, 2011
vote for kid D in OSU creativity challenge
far be it from me to skew the oh-so-pure democratic process, but if you have a minute and a mouse, please click this link, scroll down to the bottom and vote for Jennifer "JJ" Smith who would like to set a world record for the biggest blood drive.
vote for JJ - http://courses.msis.okstat
you can vote once a day now until saturday april 9. you don't have to register or give your email address or anything. simple.
good friend, good cause!
Tuesday, April 05, 2011
Monday, April 04, 2011
happy birthday eli vs the bears
today eli turns 7. he's a good boy.
he had a big weekend. this photo is a reenactment of what happened.
he was off-leash on a quiet mountain road around 11AM. all of a sudden, he bounded down the side of the hill off the road, ears up. there were two tiny bear cubs and a giant mama bear.
right there.
the bear cubs scooted up the tree, the mama bear held her ground.
eli got within a foot or two of the mama.
the 4 people on the road started screaming "ELI! ELI! ELI COME! COME! COME HERE ELI!"
eli turned around and came back. we kept walking. we were 15 feet from the bears. it was freakin crazy.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
scaffolding
you'd think they might be painting the house, but no. just replacing the mossy roof. the flaking paint will continue to flake, until something major happens like a wall caves in.
also, the refrigerator broke today. the freezer is at absolute zero. a bottle of vodka is frozen solid. i didn't think alcohol could freeze completely but i was wrong. rock hard vodka. the refrigerator is a balmy 40ish degrees.
maintenance takes forever.
also, the refrigerator broke today. the freezer is at absolute zero. a bottle of vodka is frozen solid. i didn't think alcohol could freeze completely but i was wrong. rock hard vodka. the refrigerator is a balmy 40ish degrees.
maintenance takes forever.
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Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Saturday, March 26, 2011
the new kid
we've been dogsitting for this 8 month old 'lab mix' since tuesday. his name is nesta. i think he's lab boxer. his owner said the vet said he's lab collie. i see no collie in this dog.
he's very smart and TOTALLY HOUSEBROKEN which is awesome.
he's snuggly and sleeps on the couch next to humans. he's generally mellow, though he has spent some time attacking eli and nacho's jowls and ankles and ears, and they have shown great patience for the most part.
he has eaten one dustpan handle, one holden figurine, one pound of almonds, and unraveled one spool of dental floss.
he's small and sleek and nimble and next to him, nacho and eli seem like grumpy old hippopotamuses.
he's very smart and TOTALLY HOUSEBROKEN which is awesome.
he's snuggly and sleeps on the couch next to humans. he's generally mellow, though he has spent some time attacking eli and nacho's jowls and ankles and ears, and they have shown great patience for the most part.
he has eaten one dustpan handle, one holden figurine, one pound of almonds, and unraveled one spool of dental floss.
he's small and sleek and nimble and next to him, nacho and eli seem like grumpy old hippopotamuses.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
ceiling chunks keep falling, now with bonus black mold!
the conditions have become, dare i say, untenable. chunks of plaster are falling. damp plaster. covered in mildew and black mold. surgical masks required. at least it's not snowing.
Monday, March 21, 2011
antonyms: mildy, moderately
Main Entry: extremely
Part of Speech: adverb
Definition: greatly, intensely
Synonyms: acutely, almighty, awfully, drastically, exceedingly, exceptionally, excessively, exorbitantly, extraordinarily, highly, hugely, immensely, immoderately, inordinately, intensely, markedly, mortally, notably, over, overly, overmuch, parlous, plenty, powerful, prohibitively, quite, radically, rarely, remarkably, severely, strikingly, surpassingly, terribly, terrifically, to nth degree, too, too much, totally, ultra, uncommonly, unduly, unusually, utterly, very, violently, vitally
Antonyms: mildly, moderately
Saturday, March 19, 2011
unconfirmed big woolly mammoth sighting
while hiking yesterday, we passed a group of kindhearted kids who may or may not have been toking their faces off in the woods. when eli passed, one of the guys said "he's so WOOLLY."
what a great word.
Friday, March 18, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
orange peel redux
last time i wrote about the orange peel it was after feeling unfairly violated by security at an ozomatli show two years ago.
i went back last night for the lucinda williams show and am THRILLED to report that entry was smooth and easy and my civil rights remained intact. everybody was friendly and there were no harsh searches or pat downs or anything. it was amazingly refreshing.
lucinda williams. her voice is one in a million. she makes me believe she's had a grizzled life and lived to sing about it. she was on.
she did a 3 song encore. and after that came BACK OUT for one more - cover of buffalo springfield's 'for what it's worth.' she left the stage triumphant yelling 'peace love and revolution.'
the vintage empress in me thinks it was too bad she and her lead guitarist were wearing basically matching blue bandanna style western shirts.
dylan leblanc opened for her. this kid is GOING PLACES. mark my words. 21 years old from shreveport louisiana. looks like townes van zandt. great stage presence. haunting emotional raw voice a la jim james, proficient moving finger style guitar, he'll be back at the orange peel in june opening for the drive-by truckers. don't miss it. his cover of bruce springsteens 'i'm on fire' was imminently memorable and smoldering.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
free shirts, road races
aw yeah! another fun post in the 'free shirts for bloggers' series has arrived.
kate parker kicks ass. my best friend in high school was beth. beth's best friend in college was kate. kate and beth went to wake forest, and i was only an hour and a half away in chapel hill, so i saw them more often than you would think. they came to stay with me one freshman weekend in the age before cell phones and i was unable to meet them and give them shelter because i was underage passed out by 1 PM from everclear jello shots that i made in the dorm kitchen. classy!
anyway kate has two supercute little girls and still finds time to run, bike, and swim all over the southeast. not only does she race sometimes, she wins sometimes. i've seen her wearing medals. her blog is here: kate parker's blog
she also has the most beautiful 13 year old golden retriever and should put more pictures her on her blog.
kate parker kicks ass. my best friend in high school was beth. beth's best friend in college was kate. kate and beth went to wake forest, and i was only an hour and a half away in chapel hill, so i saw them more often than you would think. they came to stay with me one freshman weekend in the age before cell phones and i was unable to meet them and give them shelter because i was underage passed out by 1 PM from everclear jello shots that i made in the dorm kitchen. classy!
anyway kate has two supercute little girls and still finds time to run, bike, and swim all over the southeast. not only does she race sometimes, she wins sometimes. i've seen her wearing medals. her blog is here: kate parker's blog
she also has the most beautiful 13 year old golden retriever and should put more pictures her on her blog.
Saturday, March 12, 2011
comments
it has come to my attention that the comments were not working on this blog, and for that i have much sorrow.
i hate typing out a whole comment, getting the courage to hit 'submit' and then...nothing...
it sucks!
i changed the way comments are handled and did test anonymous comments from firefox and internet explorer and i think they're all working now.
my test comment was supposed to say 'test' but instead said 'teat.'
so that's good.
sorry for the trouble, let me know if it's not working for you, and thank you for trying!
i hate typing out a whole comment, getting the courage to hit 'submit' and then...nothing...
it sucks!
i changed the way comments are handled and did test anonymous comments from firefox and internet explorer and i think they're all working now.
my test comment was supposed to say 'test' but instead said 'teat.'
so that's good.
sorry for the trouble, let me know if it's not working for you, and thank you for trying!
Thursday, March 10, 2011
father daughter dance (1984)
i went to cedar hill elementary school for kindergarten through second grade. every year they had a 'father daughter dance' and i went both years. i think i wore this same blue velvet vest get-up both years. this picture is the second year and the get-up barely fits. i have a muffin top. or as my dad would say 'it's not fat, it's extended stomach...really...it's hard." i love my giant corsage and the rope bracelet i wore for YEARS until it was so nasty it had to be cut off.
i remember the dance being FUN. dancing in the school cafeteria. at night. to the go-go's and 'the boy from new york city.' and doing the thing where you hold your dad's hands and he flings you under his legs and then you go flying up in the air.
those wicker thrones are called peacock chairs. i found & scanned this photo to add to the listing of a peacock chair wall-hanging i'm selling on etsy.
i remember the dance being FUN. dancing in the school cafeteria. at night. to the go-go's and 'the boy from new york city.' and doing the thing where you hold your dad's hands and he flings you under his legs and then you go flying up in the air.
those wicker thrones are called peacock chairs. i found & scanned this photo to add to the listing of a peacock chair wall-hanging i'm selling on etsy.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/65561177/vintage-80s-peacock-chair-wicker-throne
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