hell yeah deck dinner parties
Saturday, August 01, 2009
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
nacholden
another thing about tubing - holden & nacho were confined to this porch of the cabin 99% of the time because they are bad dogs. in the 2 minutes of freedom they had, holden dove headfirst downhill ravenously attacking the dirt where someone dumped fat from a grill, and nacho pooped in the river.
paranoia
do i need a pocket shredder to shred my receipts?
Monday, July 27, 2009
christ arose fish bait
went tubing down the green river near saluda, nc this past weekend.
stayed in a tiny cabin with 4 people and 4 dogs and had a blast. it wasn't too fast but there were definitely small rapids. what's not to love about psychedelic smores, lemon thyme summer salad, and a case of pbr.
http://www.wildernesscovecampground.com/
Friday, July 24, 2009
Frisée - Who Likes this Shit?

Frisée is some kind of gross lettuce with the texture of slimy, coarse, wiry hair. It tastes like nothing and ruins salads. Who wants the roof of their mouth tickled by furry lettuce? I refuse to eat any more of it.
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Thursday, July 23, 2009
happy nacho
sometimes there's too much joy to be contained in just one dog
Monday, July 20, 2009
chris & angela got married
my brother chris got married to an absolute sweetheart angela this weekend in newport rhode island. everything went amazingly well - the weather, the food, the happy families and friends - i can't imagine a more beautiful wedding weekend. they got married twice, once inside st. gregory's, the catholic church where chris & i were baptized, and the next day at the inn at castle hill overlooking the water with sailboats in the background. it was all pretty freakin awesome.
this is a picture of their first meal as husband and wife at the fine dining eatery jigger's in east greenwich. all the pictures are here - http://www.flickr.com/photos/skippyhaha/sets/72157621749269662/
Monday, July 13, 2009
fruit fly trap
should you ever find your kitchen overrun by fruit flies, i don't suggest trying to swat them all with a fly swatter. they are too small - they can escape through the wires of the swatter, and they are too fast - they scoot away.
this plastic wrap-glass trap works like a charm, though.
1. put apple cider vinegar in glass
2. cover with plastic wrap
3. poke a dozen holes in plastic wrap with toothpick
4. flies get in but can't find their way out
another suggestion i read on the internet is to put a rotting banana in the oven with the door open overnight. the flies attack the banana. early in the morning sneak in the kitchen and close the oven door before they can escape. turn the oven on to 425.
Tuesday, July 07, 2009
frenching dogs
like silence of the lambs - quid pro quo
you want honey?
kiss your brother.
Monday, July 06, 2009
fireworks = skyboobs
me: that firework looked like a boob! flesh colored with a red circle inside.
he: they all look like boobs, actually. just different colors.
Thursday, July 02, 2009
what is this world coming to?
what do you love about botox? the giant needle? the botulism toxins that freeze your facial tissues? the way it makes you look like you're carved from wax?
if i had the chance i would absolutely fire the persons responsible for designing and ordering this craptastic makeup bag.
*****
in other and more heartwarming news, head over to the magical blog of tobias - toby or not toby - and post a limerick about michael jackson and win a sweet prize!
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009
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Tuesday, June 23, 2009
downed branch on line
somebody should call somebody
Sunday, June 21, 2009
h n polaroid
happy father's day! hope everybody's weekend was spectacular. i learned many things:
1. if nacho has to go to the bathroom and there is no door open, he will relieve himself on the carpet.
2. a mixture of white vinegar and heavy duty carpet cleaner will get this up.
3. the UNCA campus is bursting with echinacea right now.
4. the 'savory crepes' from the first tent at the UNCA farmers market are gigantic and totally delicious.
5. if you bring empty growlers back to pisgah brewery they will not fill them up with anything you want from the taps. they will take the empty & give you a $5 discount on another already filled growler though.
6. if two full growlers knock into each other on a sharp van turn, one may explode into shattering glass and an atomic mushroom cloud of foamy brown ale before settling into the 1993 teal carpet.
7. if nacho has to go to the bathroom and there is no door open, he will relieve himself on the carpet.
8. a mixture of white vinegar and heavy duty carpet cleaner will get this up.
9. lucero sounds like dropkick murphys from the dirty south.
10. i am surrounded by good people and dogs.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Crappydrivingville
Possibly two bad drivers.? One just doesn't realize it. (Crappydrivingville)
Reply to: pers-
Date: 2009-06-17, 7:18PM EDT
Your both crappy drivers you for making last minute eratic moves instead of going down the road turning around and coming back. But of course you don't see the fact that your driving sucks also. He again so common here in the melting pot let your crappy driving affect his crappy driving. Think about all the other drivers next time your not the only one out there. You miss your turn you pay the price not everybody around you. Uh duh quit bitching and fix your bad driving habits. Stop blaming others it really is you.
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Monday, June 15, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
at least 10 people in this photo are hugging
phish at the asheville civic center last night was a great time. extreme amount of energy put forth by the band and the crowd was full and fired up. the light show was like nothing i've ever seen, completely dialed in. they ran out of beer before the second set. the male to female ratio had to be 20-1. there were tons of uniformed cops everywhere in the streets and throughout the civic center but the atmosphere was intensely positive.
Set I: Kill Devil Falls, The Moma Dance, Sample In A Jar, Stash, Dog Faced Boy, Gumbo, Tube, Lengthwise, The Divided Sky, When The Cactus Is In Bloom*, Bold As Love
Set II: Backwards Down the Number Line > Ghost > Fast Enough For You, Halley's Comet > Maze, Alaska, Theme From The Bottom, Golgi Apparatus, Possum
Encore: Loving Cup
* debut, by Bill Monroe
Sunday, June 07, 2009
asheville people's market yay
went to the asheville people's market today to sell stash jars and so much happened. shared space with lydia who did a collaborative participatory community art project where people mostly kids dropped flowers and snakeskins and pennies and other treasures on an ancient windowpane and she pours clear resin over it and it all floats as if in glass. had lovely visits with l&m in wigs, ashevillein & daughter with spiral walking stick, gritgoods & photobug fred, shadmarsh with a sweet tot, and zenography whose duct tape wallet bought the crown jewel in the stash safe collection - the striped together pb&j laura lynn. i sold a few safes, haggled with a pickled woman, bartered for a bag of fruit salad, good times were had by all & i will go back to this market to sell or to browse on free sundays, it goes until october.
Friday, June 05, 2009
joyce ran away
oh that crazy bitch joyce! i hope she's reunited with her family.
Thursday, June 04, 2009
squash
woke up tuesday and my computer had a virus. it was a fake virus scanner box that popped up. i tried to run virus removal from symantec and windows defender and after babysitting the machine for a few hours while it scanned every file i have, i restarted and the virus popped up again. so i took it to charlotte street computers. the nice guy called last night and said the hardware is fine but it's infected and it will be at least $160 and i should have it back by friday if all goes well and there's no way to rush it. i've been going to goodwill gathering vintage taking photos of a mannequin and going to the library to check emails. pretty frightening how i am so tied to having a computer with the internet. i love technology, but not as much as you you see, but i still love technology, always and forever
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Monday, June 01, 2009
msnbc - tea leaf green
please vote for tea leaf green
this is legit
msnbc-
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30970526/
tea leaf green
asheville people's market

the press release:
"The Asheville People's Market will be open every Sunday, June through October from 11am to 4pm in the Parking Lot across from Rosetta's Kitchen (Broadway's, Nova, the Emerald Lounge, and TV Eye) at 93 N. Lexington Ave. Parking is available near the Food Lion skate park and under the 240 overpass bridge, and on the street on Lexington Ave.
In the spirit of the markets of the world and the generations, i proudly introduce, The Asheville People's Market. It is a flea-market style place to buy art, crafts, and homemade items from Asheville artists as well as bartering for and haggling over for yard sale items, lost treasures, and other peoples un-loved functionals. It is also the place for spending a social Sunday shopping outside of the typical consumer loop.
So bring the kids, the old folk, a sun hat, a few bucks, and come on down to see what treasure you might dig up and what necessities you can skip at the big box stores! Keep it local, Keep it real!
Vendor spaces will be available for 10$, on a first come first serve basis and are open to arts, crafts, handmades, and personal used yard sale and flea market items. We will judge re-sale vendors and informational tables on a individual basis. For more detailed information, or any questions or comments, please e-mail me at rosettastarshine@gmail.com
Whooo Hoooo, this will be so much fun!
Love, Rosetta Star"
so that will be fun. and my stash jars are trustworthy, i just got this ebay feedback from 2888tunnel - DEALING with YOU is a GREAT FEELING !!!!!!!
i also got this feedback: The shorts had either dog or cat hair all over them-I washed and they were fine. from donnaleighwebb
desiderata
this about sums it all up
avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexatious to the spirit...
beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself...
Friday, May 29, 2009
ditloa 2009
here's a slideshow of the 13 photos i'm submitting to DITLOA this year.
and here are all 30 i took - http://flickr.com/photos/skippyhaha/sets/72157618786881685/
Thursday, May 28, 2009
crumbier cakes
as my wise indonesian friend diana said:
Usually the different one make people more interested (God is so fair) like you say Nacho have smaller head and lighter weight but God give Nacho more charm that make you easily fall in love to him ^ ^. I feel Nacho charm too like I said I love his sweet look....
and you could give away some of the extra slightly crumbier cake.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
crumbier cake
"the more you try to have your cake and eat it too, the crumbier it gets"
pearl baptist church, iron station, north carolina
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Have_one's_cake_and_eat_it_too says:
"The reversal of this expression helped in the identification of the Unabomber, Ted Kaczynski. In the Unabomber's "Manifesto", it was written and signed "...you can't eat your cake and have it too. To gain one thing you have to sacrifice another." His brother David Kaczynski was able to identify Ted after reading the "Manifesto". Ted and their mother both used the more accurate but older and less popular use of the phrase."
i'm with the unabomber, it makes more sense to me saying "you can't eat your cake and have it too." either way, it's crumby, and i want both.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
stee rike two
another from day in the life of asheville
Friday, May 22, 2009
nacho bath
one from the real ditloa. self timer baby!
afternoon
from noon today until midnight tomorrow is 'day in the life of asheville' where i go around taking pictures of everything for a city-wide project. http://www.flickr.com/groups/ditlo-asheville/
this photo is not one from today but it's a scene from my life this week. so far today i've taken photos of washing the dogs and going to greenlife. hopefully i'll get some shots of porch sitting, the post office, farmers market, and superpreppy birthday party tomorrow to round out the excitement. i hope everybody has a great memorial day weekend and says thank you to the fallen soldiers who have laid down their lives for our freedom.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
this is why i see live music
"let us go"
Somewhere in between Mobile and Montgomery
sittin’ in a gas station
trying to make some money
so we could go on down to the Gulf of Mexico
Let us go, let us go, let us go
Last night I dreamt about the girl that I left behind
If she was drunk I must have been
goin’ deaf and blind
and if I’m in Georgia again, I’ll get her by my side
and we will go, we will go, we will go
Someone’s lookin’ out for me
and he’s playing jokes and he's actin' awful mean
but he cannot stop my wonderin’
He cannot stop my wanderin’
Fixed my eye against the sky, was worried ‘bout tornados
but I spent the night in a trailer park
just a mile up the road
and if I could survive that without a cyclone attack
I would go, I would go, and I would go
I would go, and I would go, and I would go
I would go, and I would go, and I would go
I would go, and I would go, and I would go
via Dgold's site - tea leaf green songbook - http://dgold.info/green
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Tuesday, May 19, 2009
amputee's appetite
Thursday, May 14, 2009
christ did a cow shit in here?
Hi Heather!
It's Emily R##s..you know the one that said "Christ did a cow shit in here?" in a nice little play and yes I believe you peed your pants on your parents dining room chair...that was me.
her family of 3 girls around the ages of my brother and me, i was oldest by a couple years, Emily was youngest by a few years, would come visit for a couple weeks in the summer and we would go to their house at bonnet shores in rhode island for a couple weeks in the summer too and we would do plays. the one she's talking about she was maybe 4 or 5 years old and i was about 8th grade and she knocked on the front door in a skit from 'kentucky fried movie' for a fake air freshener commercial, she had white hair like an angel and knocked on the door and said 'christ did a cow shit in here' and it was so funny i peed on the chair.
it was either this year or the following summer.
emily is on the left, the sign says 'politics in review,' my brother has blue eyebrows.
Vintage Vantage Shirt Shop & Hug Emporium!
Dawning of a new era for Vintage Vantage - a freestanding store! In San Francisco!
Check it out!
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
god answers smutty's prayer
Main Entry: smut
Function: noun
Date: 1664
...
3: obscene language or matter
Monday, May 11, 2009
rib cookoff
if you're ever invited to a rib cookoff, GO!
foggy backroad
the truth is you don't want to hear my stories, you want me to ask you about the best parts of yours.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
happy mother's day!
may all you lovely ladies who care for younger beings be pampered and appreciated all day today! mothers make the world go round! holden & nacho just gave me a gift card to the carwash where i can finally vacuum the mounds of dog fur out of the trunk carpet - score!
Tuesday, May 05, 2009
deep thoughts
Monday, May 04, 2009
big easy
a few more photos from new orleans here - http://flickr.com/photos/skippyhaha/sets/72157617688726428/
also i got a speeding ticket on my birthday going 80 in a 70 in mcdowell county. the lord giveth and the lord taketh away.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
huge pink
i just had awesome dinner with two fantastic friends, tomorrow i'm going to new orleans for jazz fest, all's well and i am highly grateful.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
made by different writers
my birthday is coming up, and i've gotten some very nice cards in the mail. i am pretty sure my mother thinks my birthday is today, since today was my due date.
i find it amazing that my aunt jojo and my mom have almost identical handwriting. they are both very neat and classically beautiful letter-formers. their other sister writes nothing like this, and neither do/did their parents.
is penmanship nature or nurture?
Sunday, April 26, 2009
farmers market
this weekend has been excellent. other than when there were 5 dogs in the backyard and holden the mad scavenger took the opportunity to sneak off and run away down the street. i walked down yelling his name and a guy came on his stoop and said "black dog?" i said "YES!" he said "eating the compost in back?" i said "YES!"
please take a second and wish my mom luck in her bridge tournament today. she won a big tournament last week, in her own words: "It was a regional tournament at the Sheraton in Smithtown, We won one of the bracketed (handicappped) knock-out competitions. It was so much fun. Will play again all day Sunday in a Swiss team event."
go bridgemaster joycie!
Friday, April 24, 2009
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
watch dogs
using the automated mailing machine at the post office on sunday while two little buddies kept a lookout.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
creek (april 2009)
either way, it's refreshing to see everything green and flowing.
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dried up creek (august 2008)
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