Tuesday, March 20, 2012
what i will miss
this view.
the buildings in front of the mountains are unc-a.
just past that is the french broad river. it's foggy in the morning.
just past that are some blue ridge mountains.
i can sit in a chair on the porch and watch weather roll in across the valley. here's a spring thunderstorm about 15 minutes away.
*****
what i will not miss:
the mudpit next door.
there is no progress, there is no plan, it could be the greatest dog run of all time, but instead is a pit of mud.
the construction vehicles grinding gears and beeping in reverse as dumptruck after dumptruck of dirt is delivered day after day.
the clouds of mosquitoes from the standing water.
*****
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Friday, March 16, 2012
sing alongs
the wood brothers put on a great show.
gotta love when they call for an encore sing-a-long and the crowd is not too pretentious to oblige.
orange peel on wednesday night such a thing happened.
so damn heartwarming!
runnin' is useless, fightin' is foolish
you're not gonna win but still
you're the luckiest man
you're up against
too many horses
and mysterious forces
whatcha don't know is
you are the luckiest man
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Thursday, March 15, 2012
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
newest nephew!
rilan wallace mctammany was born on monday. 3-12-12.
he joins his big bro willie who was born on 5-10-10. i like those numbers!
here he is meeting my dad, big popi, for the first time.
my brother says rilan looks just like his big bro with chubbier cheeks and a big red nose - called him "a little cherub drunkie!"
welcome to the party little rilan!
Monday, March 12, 2012
Friday, March 09, 2012
commandments
Thursday, March 08, 2012
queen of my soul
i found this at the value village in gastonia.
i left this at the value village in gastonia.
i would like to know:
1. how many of these were made?
2. how many of these were sold?
3. did anybody hang this in their house?
4. where in their house would such a thing hang?
5. do these people know each other?
Monday, March 05, 2012
the blow stops here
There are some guys who can return good for evil...Every brave man will think so. He will not want to live by passing on the wrath. A hit B? B hit C? -- we have not enough alphabet to cover the condition. A brave man will try to make the evil stop with him. He shall keep the blow. No man shall get it from him and that is a sublime ambition.
- saul bellow 'henderson the rain king'
Friday, March 02, 2012
makeout not war
"A personality without a center throws up a wall and lives in a state of siege." - Tennessee Williams, "One Arm"
you have a center.
everybody has a center.
it's easy to lose sight of it, but it's always there and you can close your eyes and be there in a second.
there the siege is over.
there the voice is rational and full of love and the voice is your own.
'the centering book' tells you to close your eyes and focus on a spot an inch or two below your belly button. send light there. send warmth there. it's yours.
Thursday, March 01, 2012
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
nacho vs. the guest pillows
could he possibly get more fur onto every single pillow?
no.
at least he's comfy.
he had a traumatic experience with a dental cleaning recently, but things are looking up. i don't want to stir up trouble, but i'm interested in hearing from other people in asheville who have had awful experiences with getting their pets' teeth cleaned. maybe we were the only ones?
Saturday, February 25, 2012
Friday, February 24, 2012
speaking of nekkid basketball
i've said before the local commercials around here are weird, but this is the latest weirdest.
it's a personal injury law firm. two older male lawyers dressed in business suits are on a high school basketball court.
with a girl in a half shirt and tiny mini skirt.
inexplicable.
who is she? why is she there? is she a lawyer too? secretary? just a woman for hire? how is this related? or relevant? in any way?
sex sells. but does it sell lawyers? makes them seem lecherous and sleazy and distracted to me.
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Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Monday, February 20, 2012
february in chapel hill
red bud trees are already blooming. it was in the 60's and sunny
pasty legs were bared at the beautiful new baseball stadium.
we went to chapel hill for the unc vs. clemson basketball game. my brother gave us tickets for christmas. he said the seats were right behind the bench, and i knew they would be good, but i really had no idea how good.
turns out row b really does mean row b. as in row 2. as in there's the players' bench, a row of chairs for the jv team, row a and then row b. we were SO CLOSE.
close enough to hear the ref bark at leslie mcdonald 'find your seat' when he was dancing at tip-off.
close enough to hear roy williams scream at the bench after a turnover "THAT WAS CARELESS AND CASUAL!" i plan to use this phrase in anger for the rest of my life.
the black falcon made this shot, the heels won, played well, i didn't get any good pictures, other than the ones in my head, and those i will treasure always.
we followed the crowd out and somehow ended up in a room with balloons and punch bowls overflowing with brownies. score!
after the game we met up with old friends and new friends for too many drinks and dinner on franklin street. not much has changed at all in 10 years. it was glorious.
this is a damn shame and some more alcoholic readers may want to avert their eyes - but in classic bob-fashion, he ordered another round of drinks when nobody had finished their first ones, and then promptly left to avoid babysitter-fury when they realized the time. the extra drinks spell "bob."
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Monday, February 13, 2012
whitney houston
the first* real concert i ever attended was whitney houston at the providence civic center in 1986. she was unbelievable. that voice. that VOICE.
boston garden 1986 |
i learned about whitney after spending much of that year in the back of a woody jeep wagoneer limited being driven back and forth between rhode island and long island.
we listened to her debut album "whitney houston" over and over. and over.
it was a tape we all could agree on. (unlike lionel richie "dancing on the ceiling" which was thrown from the
car window in a fit of scorn along route 95 in connecticut.) i memorized every word. the lyrics taught me all a 10 year old needed to know about love and relationships. "how will i know" "someone for me" "all at once" and of course "greatest love of all" - i feel like i LIVED these songs! in the 5th grade!
her voice was like a damn bell. this is before auto-tune and computers, she was a huge natural talent. huge.
sorry she's gone too soon, sorry her path was a disaster, but her debut album will always have a giant place in my heart.
*the first not-real concert i attended was rosenshontz. they were awesome and incredible in their own way.
Friday, February 10, 2012
unhatched chicken counter
the past week has been a rollercoaster of emotion.
hopes have soared, hopes have soured, hopes have soared again, hopes have been put on hold. and on hold. and on hold.
for reasons unknown. and unfathomed. and unfathomable.
...
the bottom line is we hope to buy a house. on a river. really, really on a river. it's not perfect, it's not the one and only, if it falls through we are fine where we are and will be fine if we buy something else in the future. but nacho and eli have not uncrossed their paws since they heard about the river.
we will see!
Thursday, February 02, 2012
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
carolina vs. nc state: starting 5: smile ratio
all of unc basketball starting 5 headshots are smiling, some broadly.
none of nc state's are.
i wonder if it correlates to player happiness.
i wonder if it correlates to campus happiness.
i wonder if it correlates to player talent.
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
hunger and whistling
i am hungry.
for the first time in 5 days.
which makes me ecstatic!
i don't know if it was stomach virus, flu, or food poisoning. all i know is that i've had no appetite since last thursday. frowing up, spare you the details, bad news. my last meal was probably the culprit but since there's no way to *really* know the cause, i'm just going to look at the last thing i ate and whistle.
[looks at picture above and whistles] [goddamn you taco truck chicken]
this was a trick of my great late grandfather named flops. when he wanted to blame somebody, he would say "i'm not going to name any names, i'm just going to look at the person who did it and whistle." and then he would look at somebody in the room and whistle.
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Thursday, January 19, 2012
i'm gonna git you worm
i babysat for a total of 1.75 hours today and felt like i deserve to funnel a case of beer and get $5000.
how the HELL do you people with kids do it?
how do you wash your hands while holding a baby? i was covered in milk, water, soap, baby fart medicine. after not even two hours. with one 7 month old adorable sweet boy who didn't fuss one time. not even a fuss face one time. and still i can't imagine tending to him 24/7.
congratulations, parents! you have all my respect.
Monday, January 16, 2012
Saturday, January 14, 2012
happy birthday kelvin
i wish he could revert to this age for a few minutes just so i could rumple his hair and squeeze his cheeks!
i have also witnessed him speak to an owl. he made an owl noise and a great owl swooped in and landed on a branch 20 feet away.
***** ALSO - please head over to his website: wnc debt law - he helps people having financial trouble in western north carolina (seems to be about everybody today) and blogs often about how to f your bank before your bank f's you.
two things i would like to share: he was a superstar pitcher in his youth and struck out a-rod with 3 pitches one time in a florida high school championship game. yes that a-rod. 3 pitches!
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Thursday, January 12, 2012
Monday, January 09, 2012
retriever reunion
get out your kleenex.
golden retriever squeals with joy at seeing her mom for the first time in a year.
her mom was in afghanistan.
Saturday, January 07, 2012
Thursday, January 05, 2012
vet expansion
the dogs' vet is undergoing a massive expansion. doubling in size. it was already nicer than my own doctor in there.
on one hand i think it's great the dogs can get top notch care right around the corner.
on the other hand, i think those fuckers must be overcharging.
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Wednesday, January 04, 2012
Monday, January 02, 2012
new print available - napa valley
this image just absolutely blows me away.
if you or somebody you know has been to napa valley and had a good time, you might need to hang this image on your wall.
i think this print is incredibly beautiful and dynamic. click on it to enlarge. and get lost inside.
via Jay Archibald:
it is from Oakville appellation in the Napa Valley, specifically it is on Oakville Cross Road, facing Howell Mountain to the east and Mt. St. Helena to the north. The vineyards in the photo, I believe, belong to Plumpjack, Groth, and Miner. It is comprised of 28 images.
print available for extremely reasonable price. makes an unbelievable present. contact me or jay directly for more info.
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on top of the world
Saturday, December 31, 2011
Friday, December 30, 2011
biscuits
i have heard rumors for years that if the unc tar heels basketball team scores 100 points or more, bojangle's gives out free biscuits the next day.
last night the heels scored 100 against elon.
i googled 'free biscuits bojangles unc' etc. and couldn't find anything official or specific, but we headed down there anyway this morning.
the deal is: carolina scores 100 or more, you get 2 sausage biscuits for $1. not too shabby!
we didn't end up getting the sausage biscuit deal, but we did enjoy scarfing down a country ham and egg biscuit from the comfort of a lovely solarium with a downtown view for less than $3.
score!
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Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
catch the feeling! (shoulder thrust)
i am in love with this skyland auto girl. if i saw her on the street i would be completely starstruck and ask for her autograph.
she's been doing these car commercials for the past couple of years at least. she matches her outfits to whatever major holiday is going on. she ends almost every one with "catch the feeling!" and does a jaunty little shoulder thrust.
it's amazing.
local commercials are unbelievable around here. almost as good as flea market montgomery.
it's just like, it's just like, a mini-mall! hey hey!
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Friday, December 16, 2011
primary
last week kevin & i celebrated the 3rd anniversary of our first date.
december 10, 2008. wednesday night. i was living in asheville, he was living in charlotte. we met at a bar that neither of us had ever been to in hickory, about halfway between.
we hadn't seen each other for more than 10 years. we were friends in college in chapel hill in the late '90s. 'friends' might be pushing it - the truth is he was friends with my boyfriend, and i was living with his girlfriend. the 4 of us hung out together throughout that year, and i always liked him.
we reconnected through the magic of facebook in november and then decided to meet up for a drink. we ordered hawaiian pizza and didn't touch it. we had beer and eye contact and laughs and sparks and made plans to see each other asap. i drove to charlotte two days later with holden and nacho and stayed for 3 days at his fantastic house on a lake and the rest is history.
i can't say it's luck or destiny or hard work or familiarity or timing or what. we like to do a lot of the same things. our energy levels are about even. he is smart and funny and kind and honest and responsible. he is curious and adventurous and makes his own health and mental health a relative priority. i love his hair. i love his smile. i love making him smile. his family is funny and generous and eerily similar to my own, and he has excellent taste in friends.
i don't write about him or love or relationships too much here, maybe thinking sharing will dilute it, or maybe jinx it, or maybe because i know the anonymity of the web has evaporated in the past year or two and i am not comfortable with who is reading. i don't want it to seem like bragging, or sillyfluffy, or gag-inducing. i'm not very social and i'm not very open to the public, and i am glad for this blog to be a creative outlet, but if you're looking for deeply personal stuff, and you're not one of the 2-3 close friends i am able to maintain at any given time, you should probably watch some reality tv instead!
i put the picture of the tee box markers on top since there have been 3 years, which is by far the longest relationship i've been in.
there's been a lot of golden moments, and some blue, and some red. but mainly when i look back, they have been gold.
december 10, 2008. wednesday night. i was living in asheville, he was living in charlotte. we met at a bar that neither of us had ever been to in hickory, about halfway between.
we hadn't seen each other for more than 10 years. we were friends in college in chapel hill in the late '90s. 'friends' might be pushing it - the truth is he was friends with my boyfriend, and i was living with his girlfriend. the 4 of us hung out together throughout that year, and i always liked him.
we reconnected through the magic of facebook in november and then decided to meet up for a drink. we ordered hawaiian pizza and didn't touch it. we had beer and eye contact and laughs and sparks and made plans to see each other asap. i drove to charlotte two days later with holden and nacho and stayed for 3 days at his fantastic house on a lake and the rest is history.
i can't say it's luck or destiny or hard work or familiarity or timing or what. we like to do a lot of the same things. our energy levels are about even. he is smart and funny and kind and honest and responsible. he is curious and adventurous and makes his own health and mental health a relative priority. i love his hair. i love his smile. i love making him smile. his family is funny and generous and eerily similar to my own, and he has excellent taste in friends.
i don't write about him or love or relationships too much here, maybe thinking sharing will dilute it, or maybe jinx it, or maybe because i know the anonymity of the web has evaporated in the past year or two and i am not comfortable with who is reading. i don't want it to seem like bragging, or sillyfluffy, or gag-inducing. i'm not very social and i'm not very open to the public, and i am glad for this blog to be a creative outlet, but if you're looking for deeply personal stuff, and you're not one of the 2-3 close friends i am able to maintain at any given time, you should probably watch some reality tv instead!
i put the picture of the tee box markers on top since there have been 3 years, which is by far the longest relationship i've been in.
there's been a lot of golden moments, and some blue, and some red. but mainly when i look back, they have been gold.
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Thursday, December 08, 2011
Friday, December 02, 2011
Thursday, December 01, 2011
conversations with sugar
scene: kevin driving, me passenging. see the white squirrel in the tree. stop car. roll down window.
us: (yelling out the window) hey sugar! what are you doing? we love you sugar! yeah we love you sugar!
sugar: (looks at us. nibbles acorn. twitches cotton puff tail.)
us: hey sugar, wanna come home with us? we will feed you peanuts! you're a good boy sugar! we love you sugar! yeah we love you sugar!
sugar: (looks at us. nibbles acorn. hops further up the tree.)
us: you are so handsome sugar! you are the most handsome squirrel in the world! we love you sugar! yeah we love you sugar! come home with us! follow us home! you will be happy there! we will protect you from the dogs! we love you sugar!
sugar: (hops further up tree, out of view)
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