Thursday, December 20, 2007

high in a hole


high in a hole, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

nc from the west


from the west, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

where i lived in this state


where i lived, originally uploaded by skippy haha.


this map kicks so much ass. i didn't realize where all these places were until i saw them lined up with elevation relief. i can't help getting lost in it, looking at all the town names thinking "who were they?" (who named the town, who settled the town, who's living there now? what are they doing?)

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

accident money does not measure wealth

splintered pole


splintered pole, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

i saw a pt cruiser wrapped around this pole today. the lady driving seemed ok.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

love hate jealous funny


love hate jealous funny, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

diagonals


diagonals, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

Monday, December 17, 2007

the world's best prom





i recently watched a movie "The World's Best Prom" about the 2000 senior prom in Racine, Wisconsin. i thought it was excellent, very real, and showed a rare true positive side of the kids of today. compared to shows like 'my super sweet 16' and the rest of that bratty nonsense, most of these kids were thoughtful and decent. they all had dreams and expectations and it was great to see how the reality of the event went down.

it may have been extra interesting to me because i just went to racine for a kitshicker wedding this summer, as the lovely bride and a kitshicking bridesmaid hailed from that very town, though they graduated the year before this documentary was made.



i recommend netflixing this documentary.

"The World's Best Prom"


Sunday, December 16, 2007

abandoned meanders

i was trying to classify some flora in a vintage t-shirt graphic and came across this sentence full of dreamy words
Calcareous Spring Marshes and Muck Fens

This group contains herbaceous wetlands of calcareous, groundwater-saturated sloughs, abandoned meanders, depressions, and spring overflows on large stream or river floodplain terraces.


the site

Saturday, December 15, 2007

careful with this pen

[thank you]


Heather,
Please be very careful with this pen in school. I LOVE you. Have a good day & do your very best work, O.K.?
Love,
Your lovable Mom


[O.K.]


the "pen" was one of these - cross pens, the grade was two.



Thursday, December 13, 2007

you're abe froman's cousin marvin?



stay

i cancelled my trip with predictions of wintry mix at both landing and takeoff in pollutiontown new jersey and many warmer future months to visit
and now i have all these free days at home here in front of me that i hadn't planned on
looking full of clouds and rain and puddles and xmas cards and t-shirts and musica local.

here's another picture of nacho for the fun of it


Tuesday, December 11, 2007

hello holden


hello holden, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

hello nacho


hello nacho, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

ice cold


division, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

the weather channel says an ice storm has glazed america's midsection. people have died in traffic accidents, power has been out and will be out in some places for over a week. here's wishing for a speedy back to normal for those affected.

the winter winds may be blowing my own travel plans astray for this weekend, we'll see.


"The Snow Miser Song"
by Maury Laws and Jules Bass

[Snow Miser]
I'm Mister White Christmas
I'm Mister Snow
I'm Mister Icicle
I'm Mister Ten Below
Friends call me Snow Miser
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
I'm too much!


Monday, December 10, 2007

green light


green light, originally uploaded by skippy haha.


you get it

Sunday, December 09, 2007

matzoh ball soup


matzoh ball soup, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

latkes


latkes, originally uploaded by skippy haha.


had authentic latkes and matzoh ball soup at a hanukah party tonight, great fun!

Saturday, December 08, 2007

the bone eater

"The Bone eater"
If I said what animal eats bones? You would think of dogs but theres a bird called a Lammergeyer that eats bones too! Its four feet (2.7m) First they wait for a other animals to eat the meat. Then it swoop^s down over the mountains and picks up some bones. Then it goes way up high in the sky and drops the bones down and the bone skatters all over! Then the Lammergeyer comes back down and eats it. It also eats the meat, blud and skin!
The Lammergeyer lives in Africa, Asia, and southern Europe in caves and nests on clifs.

Friday, December 07, 2007

free sporks

it's hard to find places to buy sporks
they're free almost wherever you see them

Thursday, December 06, 2007

shipping


shipping, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

busy errands boxes t-shirts holiday errands priority prioritize now's the time get it done

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

left v right


left v right, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

little difference big difference

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

cosmetic surgery

have you seen this lady joan van ark from knott's landing lately?

used to be:


now is:



if i were her, i would definitely not leave the house. this is what my face feels like after walking the dogs in 30 degrees weather.





**update** - someone sent me this recent video, talk about bad


Woman Pissed Bout New Butt Implants

tea leaf silent night

awesome version of the favorite christmas carol > tequila

recorded 12-15-2005, moe's alley, santa cruz

Monday, December 03, 2007

guerilla go go gang


guerilla go go gang, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

these ladies came out & did a tweener set at the dubconscious - afromotive show on saturday at the orange peel.

they do choreographed dances to michael jackson's "bad" and the gogo's "we got the beat" and all kinds of good stuff like that.

they came out on stage with afromotive for a good bit of their set too.

their myspace is myspace.com/ashevillegogo




see em in the back there? good stuff.

shroom & bridget's firebird

shroom & bridget have been restoring and rebuilding from scratch this firebird for the past year and a half out in LA and here's their first ride this weekend



Sunday, December 02, 2007

makeout not war


makeout not war, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

Saturday, December 01, 2007

you just moved!


you just moved, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

thinkin about moving?

Friday, November 30, 2007

painted leaf


painted leaf, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

keep your eyes open!

Thursday, November 29, 2007

last day

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

tragic limerick

there once was a boy named wayne
whose scoring was insane
a broken thigh
in junior high
his dreams went down the drain

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

pup feels for baby

pretty amazing the empathy these two have for each other -

Monday, November 26, 2007

library

escape to the words
somebody else wrote
when somebody else felt
sparking lump in his throat

Sunday, November 25, 2007

shantaram movie update

it looks like that book i read about the bombay slums, shantaram, is having a hard time getting to the silver screen.


The Times of India
25 Nov 2007,PARAG MANIAR ,TNN

In Depp Trouble! - Casting Hollywood star Johnny Depp in a film is a luxury that director Mira Nair cannot afford, perhaps.


According to our sources, Nair’s ambitious project, Shantaram , has been shelved because the actor demanded a huge price. “Mira Nair will be unable to go ahead with the film because Warner Productions has decided to back out of the project. Also, the amount quoted by Johnny Depp is very huge. The producers don’t see how they will be able to complete the film with such big money involved,” says a source.

Mira Nair had announced her ambitious film, Shantaram , based on Gregory David Roberts’ book of the same name, earlier this year. Hollywood superstar Johnny Depp and Bollywood icon Amitabh Bachchan had been roped in to play key roles.

She had also approached Vishal Bharadwaj to score the music of the film. Our source says, “Mira Nair was to start shooting with Amitabh Bachchan from January 2008. Unfortunately, that will not happen any more.”

Deals with all the other actors had fallen into place but things did not somehow work out with Depp. Our source says, “Depp loved the novel by Gregory Roberts. He even invited the author to visit him in London. Gregory Roberts did go and meet him. Everything was going fine until Depp quoted his price! All activity related to Shantaram came to a screeching halt after that.”

It may soon be officially announced that the film has been shelved. Our source says, “Warner Productions will hold a press conference announcing the cancellation of their Shantaram project in the second week of December.”

The official spokesperson of Warner Productions kept mum about the film being shelved because of the sky-high money quoted by Johnny Depp. The spokesperson just mailed the production house’s official statement that says: “Production on Shantaram is being postponed due to Hollywood writers’ strike and the inability to guarantee a February start, which would then place the production in India in an inclement weather corridor.”

greedy americans


human babies


human babies, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

cheer up

nothing to be
sad about
so smile til your
teeth fall out

Friday, November 23, 2007

american toad


american toad, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

thanksgiving


6 cans of trash, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

waiting for scraps

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

ole


ole, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

thanksgiving pups


thanksgiving pups, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

have a fabulous thanksgiving this year

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

what about this guy

dennis & elizabeth kucinich





makes sense to me i must confess

Monday, November 19, 2007

visual excitement

google image search = "fist pump"

Sunday, November 18, 2007

rocking tots

recent conversation between me, lande (6.5 year old girl) and ryal (3.5 year old boy):
me: is dan zanes your favorite rockstar?

lande: dan zanes is my favorite - or hannah montana - no dan zanes is my favorite THEN hannah montana THEN hilary duff

me: who's your favorite ryal?

ryal: daddy



***

me: are you gonna be an accountant like your dad when you grow up?

lande: no a rockstar

me: what instrument are you gonna play?

lande: the microphone





Saturday, November 17, 2007

road warrior

he took the train
he caught his flight
he hailed a cab
he rode his bike
he walked a mile
a million times
with hope
out there
his love
he'd find

with shoes wore down
he heard it all
the tragic spring
the comic fall
the coldest days
he hummed the song
my love
is right
here all
along

Friday, November 16, 2007

tumor or not tumor?



the vet called with holden & nacho's blood tests & they're both "pretty much perfect" which is great but she's recommending surgery to take off holden's tumors.

she stuck a needle in them to test while we were at the office and said she's 99% positive they're benign.

the tumors have been there for about 4 years now, starting with one - the biggest golf ball looking one - now there are 4, all on holden's ribcage (cheetah chest) and don't get in his way.



they'd have to put him under for the surgery

he's 9 1/2 years old, which is like in his late 60's people years

it would cost $500-600, which really means $750

i don't want these to get to be the size of grapefruit & put stress on his other organs

if i wait much longer he'll be too old for surgery

but they're not cancerous and he's in great health and that's a lot of fucking money

anybody with tips, experience, advice, pointers, a rusty razor, let me know




holden votes "no"




Thursday, November 15, 2007

it's snowing!

40 AM


40 am, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

drove back and forth to chapel hill yesterday thrifting along the way. it was great to get back to tar heel country after 5 years. got a tuna sandwich at foster's and it was just as good as i remember. here's a driving & clicking photo from around 730 am coming down off the mountain.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

scattering tea leaves

i almost feel like someone died. i got this email last night:

"After ten great years on the road as a touring musician, I have come to the realization that this life is not for me. As a result, I have decided to leave Tea Leaf Green to pursue some of my life's other passions. I wish my brothers in the band only the best. Their future is surely bright. Most of all, I am so grateful to my family, friends, and fans. You've always encouraged my free spirit; thanks for your continued support.

Ben C.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

In any band, there exists a dynamic between the collective's goals and those of the individual members. At times, aspirations that were once aligned, diverge. This is one of those times. We support Ben's decision without reservation and wish him only the best. We know he put his heart and soul into thinking this through, just like he did with Tea Leaf Green these past ten years; we admire Ben for staying true to himself.

As one chapter ends, so another begins. In this moment of transition, we've reached out to our good friend, Reed Mathis, who enthusiastically accepted the torch. Please join us in Santa Cruz as we welcome Reed to the band. Let's get this show on the road!

Tea Leaf Green"




he went by many names - milky chambers, the weed, franz hanzerbeak, & more - he was hard to photograph because he moved too constantly, always grooving head bobbing chicken walking plucking his bass hard and when they passed the mic to him he rapped heady funky goodness and the dancefloor was instantly transformed from manic schwirly chaos to a community getting down to ben c. all together now.

and today he's off to pursue other passions and i wish him extremely well but my heart aches with i feel like we let him down, i as a fan let him down, he wasn't happy enough playing for us to keep doing it. i shouldve gone to more shows, shouldve burned cd's for more people, all that stuff a band as talented as tea leaf green deserves but i also feel like could be they're tilting in a different direction from the planet of green love into the rock n roll band and they're playing 100+ shows a year back and forth and back and forth across the US and canada & a lot of those shows are short festival sets and opening for other bands, and hardly ever do they pass the mic to ben c. in a show like that. life on the road for these people is never easy i imagine. i'll always have a biscuit from NYE '05 to remember him by, and the memories, good god the memories, and the live music archive.

can't wait to see the new tea leaf green, hope they come this way soon.


Tuesday, November 13, 2007

it's a husky world

the la times says disney is fixing the ride "it's a small world" so the boats stop getting stuck in a couple places. they're making the water deeper and the boats more buoyant. when boats stick on the ride now, a disney worker goes back there and asks somebody to get out of the boat & gives them a food ticket for their trouble.

here is a shirt they could give out instead

in related news, a dunkin donuts just opened nearby, with plans for more to spread into the area soon.

Monday, November 12, 2007

happy birthday brother


peanut butter time 3, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

little brother henry turns 2 today! he's a good boy.