Wednesday, March 23, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Ballet Cat, Banjo Party, Arizona Voter Fraud


Good morning, Wednesday! Good morning, WTF!

Good morning, ballet cat!

ballet cat

Good morning, old man playing cards. 

card player


Good morning, filthy mouse baker licking your filthy spoon.

filthymouse


Good morning, bucket belly bunny puppy!

bucket belly bunny

Good morning, Father Time wishing you Happy Birthday on a VHS tape.

video birthday card


Good morning creepy pink boot doll with filthy bear.

filthy bear


 You don't need a whole doll, here play with this head.

disembodied cabbage patch

I don't know why they are traveling in a swan, I don't know what they are doing with their hands.

two of us in a swan


Take 5 balloons and 2 half-full glasses of red wine - boom, banjo party!

banjo party


Last but not least, Bernie Sanders crushed in Idaho and Utah last night, winning basically 80-20 landslides in both states. Unfortunately, Arizona was rife with reports of voter fraud and suppression, and it seems many thousands of democrat's votes were not counted, and for that Arizona gets a huge WTF. 

5 Examples of Voter Suppression in Arizona Primary: People waited in line 5 hours; Thousands of people were waiting still in line to vote when CNN called the election for $hillary; Reduced number of polling places from 200 to 60; and Lifelong Democrats had their registrations changed to Independent and were forced to cast provisional ballots which will not be counted.

If you'd like to ask the White House to investigate this, please check out this petition: INVESTIGATE THE VOTER FRAUD AND VOTER SUPPRESSION IN ARIZONA 3/22/2016 DEMOCRATIC PARTY

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Wednesday, March 16, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Dogs Eating Meatballs, Super Crappy Tuesday


Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!
 

As I posted on facebook, Super (Crappy) Tuesday yesterday was disappointing, though not unexpected:
after brushing away some fragile white woman tears this morning, i've strongly renewed my resolve to fight as hard as i can for the Bernie Sanders campaign, because it is not the bernie sanders campaign, it is the anti-corruption campaign.

replace 'bernie' with 'anti-corruption' in all the news you see and you will realize that this fight will not be over in june, or november, and it sure as hell will not be over in march.

they thought they buried us, they didn't know we were seeds.

The New York Times map shows Bernie won Western North Carolina by a large margin.  

The New York Times also engaged in corruption yesterday. They published their first positive article about Bernie Sanders. (“Bernie Sanders Scored Victories for Years Via Legislative Side Doors.”)

The Bernie campaign shared this complimentary article via official Facebook and Twitter.

The New York Times then CHANGED the title of the article (
“Via Legislative Side Doors, Bernie Sanders Won Modest Victories.”), and CHANGED the content of the article to be much less favorable towards Bernie.

This is corruption.  This is the New York Times. This is not okay. I will continue to speak out against this corruption until my heart stops or my fingers fall off. WTF NY Times?


We are up against a lying ("1 Week, 6 Hillary Clinton Lies"), cheating, stealing, corrupt political machine, but grassroots run deep and I will keep watering them.

Moving along to the Presidential Primary 2.0.


Moving along, I might call this number today. 

pain relief


Moving further along, yesterday, Pouncey turned 4! And to celebrate he shared burger balls with his siblings.

meat


pouncey meat 2


This brought him joy. 

pouncey meat


Must...have...meat...

eli meat


Sugars like-a the meat. 

sugar meat 3


The meat is-a good. 

sugar meat

 
As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Wednesday, March 09, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Michigan Primary, Bump n Dump, Bernie Cookies


Good morning, Wednesday! Good morning, WTF!

It's gonna be short and sweet this week, let's begin by giving a big WTF to the pundits and pollsters who were wrong, wrong, wrong in their predictions for the Michigan democratic primary - Bernie Sanders WON last night - in what is being called "one of the greatest upsets in modern political history." Feel the Bern! 

Good morning, Nebraska Caucus cookies.

bernie cookies

Good morning, ceramic horse head.

horse head


Good morning, new video from Guadalajara Joe! Do the Bump n Dump! Featuring orange checkerboard hammer pants from Skippy Haha Vintage.

Also features a baby sea lion* skim boarding footage and a terrier on a leash!

gj bump dump




* Update: The baby sea lion footage has been removed because evidently it is illegal to be that close to a sea lion, even though the sea lion was not touched or harmed and seemed to enjoy bumping and dumping. 
 
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Wednesday, March 02, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Dog Braces, March for Bernie, Love Poems


Ellohay, Wednesday! Ellohay, WTF!

Ellohay, Wesley, the golden retriever with braces!

http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2016/03/01/michigan-golden-retriever-gets-braces/81144586/

"Michigan Golden Retriever Gets Braces" (the pup's dad is a "doggie dentist" - how conveeeeeenient). Incidentally, Nacho still has 2 of the top 4 google image results for "labrador overbite" and also "labrador overbite"- luckily Nacho didn't have any problems eating like Wesley had. (Thank you Ted for pointing out this story.)

Moving on to a Hallmark book from 1980 called "Since You Came Along." 

since you came along


It's full of frosted photos and fruity love poems. 

Hello to life!

hello to love


Also matching outfits in common.

have love in common


The fun side of me!

fun side of me


Last but not least, you may not know by watching TV, but thousands of people in as many as 70 cities marched this weekend to support Bernie Sanders and his plans for Campaign Finance Reform, Medicare For All, $15 Minimum Wage, End FrackingStop Endless War in the Middle East, Take Marijuana Off the Federal List of Outlawed Drugs, Racial Justice, and Free Public College Tuition, among dozens of other progressive issues his campaign champions. 

bernie sanders march asheville

The revolution is alive and well, and may not be televised, but will be posted. 

bernie sanders march asheville


Great video of drumming for Bernie in Asheville. 

So when the corporate media and biased pundits tell you that Bernie Sanders has no shot at the nomination, give them the Sugarhoney eye roll. 

sugarhoney 
eyeroll


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Wednesday, February 24, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Mail Order Cats, My Son the Nut, Hillary Cockblocker


Greetings, Wednesday! Greetings, WTF!

Greetings, Cockblocker Hillary, Bill, and Britney Spears.

hillary cockblocker


Greetings, clown on a ball.

clown on a ball


Greetings,  raccoons on a log, labelled raccoons, for $5.

raccoons


Greetings, mail order cats.

mailbox full of cats


Greetings, bear in a sweater.

bear in a sweater


Greetings, my son the nut, this time with strings!

my son the nut


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Wednesday, February 17, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Angry Nun, Giant Pig, Eternity Express


Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!

Hello angry nun!

nuns


Rejoicing in their soul, not in their face.

rejoicing


All aboard Eternity Express.

eternity express

Eternal paradise: 

eternal paradise


That's a big ass pig there. 

giant hog


Last but not least, I have lost all my faith in mainstream media over the course of the last week. This article describes why: The Jonathan Capehart Saga, Or Why Progressives Have Stopped Trusting the Corporate Media 

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Wednesday, February 10, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Giant Microbes, Astroturf


Hi Wednesday! Hi WTF!

Hi World's Happiest Lion.
wtf lion side


Roar...I mean yippee!

wtf lion


Hi tub of giant microbes.

microbes 2

1,000,000 x actual size. 

microbes

Hi worst sailor doll ever made. 

worst sailor doll ever

Hi ...Easter bunny? 

easter bunny 3

From another planet?

easter bunny


Last but not least, what do you use as a dust jacket for your Sports book? Astrofreakinturf.

astroturf dust jacket


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Friday, February 05, 2016

Heartstrings Tax Break


There's a hidden cost savings that would result from universal health care - i haven't seen this addressed anywhere yet - but I spent a bunch of money last year trying to defray the medical costs of people I have never met.

I sent $375 through gofundme to 8 different friends of friends, or friends of friend's friends who, in desperate bids to avoid being completely wiped out by an accident or illness, reached out to the Internet. I read the stories of a woman who lost everything she owned and half her skin in a fire, and had to donate. The 37 year old father with pancreatic cancer. The 5 year old boy with a brain tumor. I wasn't required to pay for their healthcare, but once I read their stories and saw their pictures, once they moved me to tears, felt compelled to donate. Kind of a heartstrings tax. Golden rule tax. 

I could have donated more to each of them and it still wouldn't have been enough. I could have donated to more of the gofundmes that came across my screen and it still wouldn't have been enough.

Would I gladly pay about that same $375/year in taxes every year to ensure NOBODY in this country goes through that ordeal of begging the internet for help when they get sick ever again - to ensure EVERYBODY gets health care? Yes! I believe strongly this is something we should fight for and not give up until it happens. 

Bernie Sanders is fighting hard for this, whether you support him or not, think about supporting universal single payer health care, and pressuring your representatives to do the same.

Wednesday, February 03, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Shish Kebabers, Muzzleloading, Ted Cruz Kiss


Ciao, Wednesday! Ciao, WTF!

Ciao, first Spaniel on the Supreme Court. 

supreme court spaniel


Ciao, double-headed dog sculpture chewing on a bone. 

pile of dog heads


Ciao, teddy bear hitching a ride on a goose.

teddy on a goose


Ciao, heartless asshole. 

hunters guide


Ciao, novice muzzleloader. 

muzzleloading


Ciao, shish kebabers!

shishkebabers


It appears somebody got the sensation of York peppermint patties...

peppermint patty cross


...to a real WTF degree. 

peppermint patty cross 2


 

Last but not least, here is Ted Cruz teaching his 7 year old daughter that no means yes. 


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