Showing posts with label SkippyHaHa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SkippyHaHa. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 27, 2024

Victory Garden for a Family of Five


 

 

Acrylic and ink on canvas, 8x10

Friday, March 22, 2024

Roadkill Chunnies

Here's some spring/Easter art🌷🐰🩡

An age-old story of rebirth, or how a cheddar bunny becomes a cheddar square πŸ£πŸ’

Thursday, March 07, 2024

Skippyhaha Studihoho

Just thought I'd share a few skippyhaha studihoho paintings ("hohos") I've made this year.

When I was thinking of t-shirt ideas and graphics professionally for a few years with Vintage Vantage, I would be happy if the idea made people laugh or made people think.

That is still the goal!

"Scrolling Genocide" - acrylic on paper, 7x10


"I Like Fried Chicken!" - acrylic on paper, 8x10


"Elk and Clouds" - acrylic on paper, 8x10



"Kentucky Fried Chicken Right Here" - acrylic on paper, 8x10




Wednesday, April 13, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Toilet Training, Clocker Spaniels

Hi Wednesday! Hi WTF!

First up, in what must be a relic from the time before digital photography, it's a framed picture of a tree trunk with vines. 

tree photo

Would you like to potty train your child in just one day, or less than one day?

potty training in one day or less than one day


Hi angry Asian dude.

asian angry man


Hi angry soccer player.

angry soccer player


This appears to be a Native American Indian cow.

fish cooking native cow


Cooking a skillet fish.

fish cooking native cow 2


Thanks a lot, Lois, you bitch.

nice girls dont get the corner office


Last but not least, $5 for broken Clocker Spaniels.

clocker spaniels


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, March 02, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Dog Braces, March for Bernie, Love Poems


Ellohay, Wednesday! Ellohay, WTF!

Ellohay, Wesley, the golden retriever with braces!

http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2016/03/01/michigan-golden-retriever-gets-braces/81144586/

"Michigan Golden Retriever Gets Braces" (the pup's dad is a "doggie dentist" - how conveeeeeenient). Incidentally, Nacho still has 2 of the top 4 google image results for "labrador overbite" and also "labrador overbite"- luckily Nacho didn't have any problems eating like Wesley had. (Thank you Ted for pointing out this story.)

Moving on to a Hallmark book from 1980 called "Since You Came Along." 

since you came along


It's full of frosted photos and fruity love poems. 

Hello to life!

hello to love


Also matching outfits in common.

have love in common


The fun side of me!

fun side of me


Last but not least, you may not know by watching TV, but thousands of people in as many as 70 cities marched this weekend to support Bernie Sanders and his plans for Campaign Finance Reform, Medicare For All, $15 Minimum Wage, End FrackingStop Endless War in the Middle East, Take Marijuana Off the Federal List of Outlawed Drugs, Racial Justice, and Free Public College Tuition, among dozens of other progressive issues his campaign champions. 

bernie sanders march asheville

The revolution is alive and well, and may not be televised, but will be posted. 

bernie sanders march asheville


Great video of drumming for Bernie in Asheville. 

So when the corporate media and biased pundits tell you that Bernie Sanders has no shot at the nomination, give them the Sugarhoney eye roll. 

sugarhoney 
eyeroll


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Mail Order Cats, My Son the Nut, Hillary Cockblocker


Greetings, Wednesday! Greetings, WTF!

Greetings, Cockblocker Hillary, Bill, and Britney Spears.

hillary cockblocker


Greetings, clown on a ball.

clown on a ball


Greetings,  raccoons on a log, labelled raccoons, for $5.

raccoons


Greetings, mail order cats.

mailbox full of cats


Greetings, bear in a sweater.

bear in a sweater


Greetings, my son the nut, this time with strings!

my son the nut


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Giant Microbes, Astroturf


Hi Wednesday! Hi WTF!

Hi World's Happiest Lion.
wtf lion side


Roar...I mean yippee!

wtf lion


Hi tub of giant microbes.

microbes 2

1,000,000 x actual size. 

microbes

Hi worst sailor doll ever made. 

worst sailor doll ever

Hi ...Easter bunny? 

easter bunny 3

From another planet?

easter bunny


Last but not least, what do you use as a dust jacket for your Sports book? Astrofreakinturf.

astroturf dust jacket


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, February 03, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Shish Kebabers, Muzzleloading, Ted Cruz Kiss


Ciao, Wednesday! Ciao, WTF!

Ciao, first Spaniel on the Supreme Court. 

supreme court spaniel


Ciao, double-headed dog sculpture chewing on a bone. 

pile of dog heads


Ciao, teddy bear hitching a ride on a goose.

teddy on a goose


Ciao, heartless asshole. 

hunters guide


Ciao, novice muzzleloader. 

muzzleloading


Ciao, shish kebabers!

shishkebabers


It appears somebody got the sensation of York peppermint patties...

peppermint patty cross


...to a real WTF degree. 

peppermint patty cross 2


 

Last but not least, here is Ted Cruz teaching his 7 year old daughter that no means yes. 


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Fiddling Angel, Coach K


Hola Wednesday! Hola WTF!

Behold a fiddling skipping angel next to jumbo roses: 

fiddling skipping angel


Is she saying stop? Kneeling? Missing another half to play pattycake? I hope?

kneeling stopping


The running coke.


come n git it


Last but not least, Coach K of Duke had a couple of atrocious tantrums Monday night after losing his 3rd game in a row.   About the play below he stated" "It was an amazing ending. Amazing. Go see it, it's literally amazing. It's amazing basketball, let's put it that way. We put ourselves in a position to win. Matt [Jones, #13] made a great play and he wasn't rewarded. He made a great play, and it's amazing. It's literally amazing. God bless America."

Pay close attention to Matt Jones #13 from Duke:




The great play he wasn't rewarded for -  was a flop. He flings his hands over his head to fake a foul. Instead of going for the ball he flings his hands backwards. He wasn't rewarded. God bless America.

Following this loss, Coach K for whatever reason didn't shake hands with the Syracuse bench. Excellent sportsmanship. 

This is my reaction to Coach K.




As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Melting Dog, Feel the Bern, Pax Americana


Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!

Hello Max Webster and his Live Magnetic Air Mullets.

live magnetic air mullets


This is why you can't walk a dog in the rain.

rain dog 1


His fur will melt off, becoming one with your jacket.

rain dog

This is some good assvice right here. 

let it mellow


Last but not least, I am taking this WTFW to announce my endorsement of Bernie Sanders for President 2016.  I realize I am trying to sell t-shirts here and my political views may offend others who will in turn not want to buy my t-shirts, but really, fuck this shit - I believe all Americans should have health care, sue me.   

feelthebern


I think Bernie is honest, and I strongly agree with basically every single word that comes out of his mouth. The notion that he might take Elizabeth Warren as a running mate has me positively giddy. I imagine 4 years of Sanders/Warren, and then another 8 with her at the helm and I think we could reverse climate change in 12 years. We could have light rail, solar highways, and wind farms in 12 years. We could reduce the wage gap and get real about stopping racism. We could usher in a new era of Pax Americana. Imagine - peace. Imagine? 

I found this t-shirt at goodwill on New Years Eve - my dream ticket is right!

my dream ticket


Bernie Sanders on the issues.

How and when to vote for Bernie Sanders in your state. 

To buy a sweet Bernie T-shirt made in Vermont by a really good dude, check out Eat More Kale.

To read an insightful blog about the harm our current Health Care system is causing to families, see this from WNC Debt Law.

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week: