True Crime Jesus Trinity

"Luminol don't lie"

"The husband did it"

And

"Lie detectors are bullshit"

These are three universal truths gleaned from years of true crime watching 

All 8x10 acrylic on canvas 

Skippyhaha studihohos. 

Pants as water wings

✨💜🩵

"Pants as water wings." Acrylic on canvas 11x14

Adapted from the 1969 US Army Field Manual "Survival, Evasion, and Escape" 

#skippyhaha #studihoho #obviouslynotAiArt #happyeaster2024 #pantsaswaterwings

Victory Garden for a Family of Five

 

 

Acrylic and ink on canvas, 8x10

Roadkill Chunnies

Here's some spring/Easter art🌷🐰🩵

An age-old story of rebirth, or how a cheddar bunny becomes a cheddar square 🐣💐

Skippyhaha Studihoho

Just thought I'd share a few skippyhaha studihoho paintings ("hohos") I've made this year.

When I was thinking of t-shirt ideas and graphics professionally for a few years with Vintage Vantage, I would be happy if the idea made people laugh or made people think.

That is still the goal!

"Scrolling Genocide" - acrylic on paper, 7x10

"I Like Fried Chicken!" - acrylic on paper, 8x10

"Elk and Clouds" - acrylic on paper, 8x10

"Kentucky Fried Chicken Right Here" - acrylic on paper, 8x10

WTF Wednesday: Toilet Training, Clocker Spaniels

Hi Wednesday! Hi WTF!

First up, in what must be a relic from the time before digital photography, it's a framed picture of a tree trunk with vines. 

Would you like to potty train your child in just one day, or less than one day?

Hi angry Asian dude.

Hi angry soccer player.

This appears to be a Native American Indian cow.

Cooking a skillet fish.

Thanks a lot, Lois, you bitch.

Last but not least, $5 for broken Clocker Spaniels.

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

• 70s Buffalo Football City USA T-shirt

WTF Wednesday: Dog Braces, March for Bernie, Love Poems

Ellohay, Wednesday! Ellohay, WTF!

Ellohay, Wesley, the golden retriever with braces!

"Michigan Golden Retriever Gets Braces" (the pup's dad is a "doggie dentist" - how conveeeeeenient). Incidentally, Nacho still has 2 of the top 4 google image results for "labrador overbite" and also "labrador overbite"- luckily Nacho didn't have any problems eating like Wesley had. (Thank you Ted for pointing out this story.)

Moving on to a Hallmark book from 1980 called "Since You Came Along." 

It's full of frosted photos and fruity love poems. 

Hello to life!

Also matching outfits in common.

The fun side of me!

Last but not least, you may not know by watching TV, but thousands of people in as many as 70 cities marched this weekend to support Bernie Sanders and his plans for Campaign Finance Reform, Medicare For All, $15 Minimum Wage, End Fracking,  Stop Endless War in the Middle East, Take Marijuana Off the Federal List of Outlawed Drugs, Racial Justice, and Free Public College Tuition, among dozens of other progressive issues his campaign champions. 

The revolution is alive and well, and may not be televised, but will be posted. 

Great video of drumming for Bernie in Asheville. 

So when the corporate media and biased pundits tell you that Bernie Sanders has no shot at the nomination, give them the Sugarhoney eye roll. 

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

• 60s Cricket the Sport 3D Tee 
• 80s Chains of Love Taz Bon Jovi T-shirt
• 80s Louisiana Flute Society T-shirt 
• 80s Jingle Bells 3D Xmas Sweatshirt
• 90s Money out My Butt T-shirt
• 80s Dave the King Wilson Elvis Tee
• 90s Cocker Spaniel T-shirt
• 70s Baby Boy Dot Matrix Photo T-shirt
• 80s I Love Juggling T-shirt

WTF Wednesday: Mail Order Cats, My Son the Nut, Hillary Cockblocker

Greetings, Wednesday! Greetings, WTF!

Greetings, Cockblocker Hillary, Bill, and Britney Spears.

Greetings, clown on a ball.

Greetings,  raccoons on a log, labelled raccoons, for $5.

Greetings, mail order cats.

Greetings, bear in a sweater.

Greetings, my son the nut, this time with strings!

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

• 70s Bali Beverly Hills Pigs on Bikes Shirt 
• 80s Florida Glitter Carousel T-shirt
• 80s 3D Koala Bear Sweater
• 70s IGA Can't Beat our Meat Jacket
• 90s Fuel Supply Readiness Competition T-shirt
• 80s Smoke Dog Sweatshirt

WTF Wednesday: Giant Microbes, Astroturf

Hi Wednesday! Hi WTF!

Hi World's Happiest Lion.

Roar...I mean yippee!

Hi tub of giant microbes.

1,000,000 x actual size. 

Hi worst sailor doll ever made. 

Hi ...Easter bunny? 

From another planet?

Last but not least, what do you use as a dust jacket for your Sports book? Astrofreakinturf.

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

• 90s Too Sexy for My Hair Bald T-shirt 
• 90s Coors Light Big One T-shirt
• 70s Crab Pot Florida T-shirt
• 90s Healing Hands Massage T-shirt

WTF Wednesday: Shish Kebabers, Muzzleloading, Ted Cruz Kiss

Ciao, Wednesday! Ciao, WTF!

Ciao, first Spaniel on the Supreme Court. 

Ciao, double-headed dog sculpture chewing on a bone. 

Ciao, teddy bear hitching a ride on a goose.

Ciao, heartless asshole. 

Ciao, novice muzzleloader. 

Ciao, shish kebabers!

It appears somebody got the sensation of York peppermint patties...

...to a real WTF degree. 

 

Last but not least, here is Ted Cruz teaching his 7 year old daughter that no means yes. 

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

• 80s California Raisins Mission Hospital T-shirt

WTF Wednesday: Fiddling Angel, Coach K

Hola Wednesday! Hola WTF!

Behold a fiddling skipping angel next to jumbo roses: 

Is she saying stop? Kneeling? Missing another half to play pattycake? I hope?

The running coke.





Last but not least, Coach K of Duke had a couple of atrocious tantrums Monday night after losing his 3rd game in a row.   About the play below he stated" "It was an amazing ending. Amazing. Go see it, it's literally amazing. It's amazing basketball, let's put it that way. We put ourselves in a position to win. Matt [Jones, #13] made a great play and he wasn't rewarded. He made a great play, and it's amazing. It's literally amazing. God bless America."

Pay close attention to Matt Jones #13 from Duke:




The great play he wasn't rewarded for -  was a flop. He flings his hands over his head to fake a foul. Instead of going for the ball he flings his hands backwards. He wasn't rewarded. God bless America.

Following this loss, Coach K for whatever reason didn't shake hands with the Syracuse bench. Excellent sportsmanship. 

This is my reaction to Coach K.



As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

• 80s Tennis Applique Windbreaker
• 80s Can't Hide Marion Pride T-shirt
• 80s Cocoon the Return Movie Sweatshirt
• 80s Arkansas Gift Shop Corduroy Hat