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Wednesday, March 23, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Ballet Cat, Banjo Party, Arizona Voter Fraud


Good morning, Wednesday! Good morning, WTF!

Good morning, ballet cat!

ballet cat

Good morning, old man playing cards. 

card player


Good morning, filthy mouse baker licking your filthy spoon.

filthymouse


Good morning, bucket belly bunny puppy!

bucket belly bunny

Good morning, Father Time wishing you Happy Birthday on a VHS tape.

video birthday card


Good morning creepy pink boot doll with filthy bear.

filthy bear


 You don't need a whole doll, here play with this head.

disembodied cabbage patch

I don't know why they are traveling in a swan, I don't know what they are doing with their hands.

two of us in a swan


Take 5 balloons and 2 half-full glasses of red wine - boom, banjo party!

banjo party


Last but not least, Bernie Sanders crushed in Idaho and Utah last night, winning basically 80-20 landslides in both states. Unfortunately, Arizona was rife with reports of voter fraud and suppression, and it seems many thousands of democrat's votes were not counted, and for that Arizona gets a huge WTF. 

5 Examples of Voter Suppression in Arizona Primary: People waited in line 5 hours; Thousands of people were waiting still in line to vote when CNN called the election for $hillary; Reduced number of polling places from 200 to 60; and Lifelong Democrats had their registrations changed to Independent and were forced to cast provisional ballots which will not be counted.

If you'd like to ask the White House to investigate this, please check out this petition: INVESTIGATE THE VOTER FRAUD AND VOTER SUPPRESSION IN ARIZONA 3/22/2016 DEMOCRATIC PARTY

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

WTF Wednesday: Lettuce Angel Birth, Fitness Trophy


Hi Wednesday! Hi WTF!

Short and sweet this week so everybody can get back to jingling bells. 

First we have a cabbage patch lettuce head angel being born.

cabbage head angel

Last but not least, a super legit 2 Fit 2 Quit trophy.

2 fit 2 quit

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

WTF Wednesday: Jesus Gloves, Dog Pee Salt Shaker


Greetz, Wednesday! Greetz, WTF!

Greetz, Jesus wearing leather gloves.

the gloves of jesus


Greetz, framed 3x5 photo of Agent Mulder for $10. 

david duchovny


Put spots on him. Spots? Like polka dots? Yes.

spotted dog


Greetz, peeing dog salt shaker.

dog pee salt shaker


The last in today's trilogy of Dalmation WTFery: the nursing pig.

mama pig dog


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

WTF Wednesday: Cat in a Loafer, Phallus Duplicatus

Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!
 

I must start this WTF Wednesday with a moment of silence for my Grandpa Wallace who passed away in Palm Beach at the ripe old age of 94 this weekend. He was pretty cool.  He was an architectural delineator and led a fairly charmed life. 94 is a lot of years, we should all be so lucky.

grandpa wallace lobster


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Now it's a cat in a loafer. 

cat in a loafer

And a rabbit on a carrot. 

rabbit climbs carrot


Last but not least, a stinkhorn mushroom spotted on a hike on Big Butt mountain off the Blue Ridge Parkway on Monday. Phallus duplicatus - astonishing net-like skirt.

stinkhorn
 
As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:   

Wednesday, September 30, 2015

WTF Wednesday: Dressing Right, A Guide for Men, 1978

 Heyo Wednesday! Heyo WTF!

This week will focus exclusively on a book called "Dressing Right, A Guide for Men" - straight out of 1978.

 dressing right

You may remember this author from his first book, "Looking Good."

Color works either by harmonizing, or contrasting. 

contrast

Neutrals calm, brights energize.

neutrals colors

Pattern Play: Togetherness.

pattern play

Practice the big step: asserting yourself.

practice asserting yourself

All about outerwear.

outerwear

Active sports influence.

active sports

Finally, a few sentences to repeat every morning. 

dressing right back


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:   

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

WTF Wednesday: Fat Friends, Barbie Party, Cabbage Patch Eyes


Hai Wednesday! Hai WTF!

Here's a nice sign for a fat and spiteful person.

make my friends fat

The umlauts here makes me think it's Engrish.

you are special today

Ah, a good old white ceramic fist adorned with polka dot scrunchie with hole cut out.

ceramic hand

Barbie Party!

barbie party

Clutched by an angel.

grabbed by an angel

Good morning pumpkin fairy child!

blooming pumpkin

Last but not least, ceramic Cabbage Patch Kid with freaked out eyes who just wants a hug.
the eyes of the cabbage patch


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:   

Wednesday, September 09, 2015

WTF Wednesday: Melon Garnishing, Spaghetti Head, Christians Can't Count


Buenos Wednesdays! Buenos WTFs!

Let's begin with some thrift art - Cat in a Nike:

cat in a nike


Harvey Rosen presents Melon Garnishing.

melon garnishing 2


Learn how to carve seahorses out of honeydew.

melon garnishing



How to avoid starving or stuffing your child. 

get your kid to eat

 
Just some tree frogs having a seance. 

ring of frogs



Good old spaghetti head.

spaghetti head

A gaggle of giant creepy dolls. 

slew of dolls

This one spiked her egg nog.

xmas doll


Swing low, sweet chariot.

chariot

Comin for to carry me hoooome.

angel chariot

Last but not least, the Temple Quartet (and a half.)

temple quartet


This has been added to the flickr group "Christians Can't Count."

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:   

Wednesday, September 02, 2015

WTF Wednesday: Whip, Nae Nae, Praying Cat, Spacey School Girl


Willkommen, Wednesday! Willkommen, WTF!

Willkommen, flower planter in the shape of a grumpy explorer's face and knife:

explorer planter
  
 And hello washed out clown with a banjo and tiny hat. 

banjo clown


Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord a cat to keep.

praying cat


I always feel like somebody's watching me.

somebody's watching

This doll looks okay from afar...

school doll


But she may be the creepiest of all. 

school doll close


Now watch me whip, now watch me nae nae.

watch me whip watch me nae nae

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week: