Tuesday, September 04, 2012

the wily fox of breckenridge golf course



this summer has come and gone like a great blue heron flying very quickly in one direction. 

one of the craziest things that happened was on the breckenridge golf course. i was walking around while kevin, his dad, and brother played. it is a spectacular place to walk around. i would not want to be chasing a blasted little white ball into the chaparral and beaver ponds, but it is a spectacular place to walk around.

it was a par 4 on the front 9, and everybody hit their second shots close to the green. kevin's dad's ball unfortunately went into a greenside bunker. maybe the first time i've ever seen him hit a shot into a bunker. everybody else's shots were on the green. we were about 100 yards away. 

suddenly, a big fox appeared. big like 40 lbs. he looked at us, trotted across the green, down into the bunker, took kevin's dad's ball out of the trap, and dropped it on the green 10 feet from the hole.  

he then trotted to kevin's brother's ball, picked it up, and ran away with it into the woods.

supposedly he thinks the balls are eggs.

supposedly there is a fox den in breckenridge overflowing with titleist pro v1's. 

kevin's dad played the ball from the green where the fox left it. after the round, we heard that the right ruling would have been to put his ball back in the bunker.

Friday, August 24, 2012

leo pee-o



if he doesn't watch it i'm gonna submit his wrinkled ass to dog-shaming.com

Thursday, August 23, 2012

pouncey's birth


Monday, August 20, 2012

tiger woods loves his putter



make sure it hefts well in your hands.

from a pre-scandal book published in 2001.  

hard to believe he approved these graphics. 

stocky tiger woods

Friday, August 17, 2012

5 months, 50 pounds



pouncey is a baby elephant. 

he is already in the 'large dog' category for flea medicine. 

he shreds sticks. 

he shreds paper towels. 

he shreds sunglasses. 

he tries to be a good boy. 

Thursday, August 16, 2012

"holy fauxhawk"



from wikipedia:
Chrism (Greek word literally meaning "an anointing"), also called "myrrh" (myron), holy anointing oil, or "consecrated oil", is a consecrated oil used in the Roman Catholic Church in the administration of certain sacraments.

Chrism is made of olive oil and is scented with a sweet perfume, usually balsam.

its scent has been likened to clove cigarettes. 

it does not mean jism of christ. 

it has been bemoaned for its tendency to seep into stuffed animals and clothing. 

it may take more than 2 shampoos to remove the scent.

it makes a fine hair gel for the recently baptized.

Tuesday, August 07, 2012

rattlesnake love




rattlesnakes at the wnc nature center getting frisky.

her eyes are BUGGIN

Thursday, August 02, 2012

happy birthday MOM!



happy birthday to the most wonderful mother! i hope your day is fabulous and dad is wearing jorts!

also happy birthday to kate - my best friend from high school beth's & bill's baby! born today! wooo doggy!

me beth hoey mike

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

beaver bone!

the dogs found a beaver-hewn log at the river.

hello beaver bone!

eli has beaver bone

pouncey wants beaver bone
pouncey wants beaver bone

pouncey stole beaver bone
pouncey took beaver bone

pouncey loves beaver bone
pouncey loves beaver bone

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

the ancient and modern olympics


i made this poster in the 4th grade - 1986.

the basement flooded and the index card from the ancient olympics is missing.

the index card from the modern olympics contains some dated phrases:

  it was so important i used white-out to correct a lowercase "o" in olympics.

Friday, July 27, 2012

cherokee



the drive between cherokee and maggie valley is littered with awesome signs. 

it's as if time stopped in 1981.  

granny's casino
granny's restaurant - happy birthday angela - cherokee casino in background


cool valley motel
cool valley motel (no pool)


tribal bingo

"he plays that choctaw bingo every friday night, drinks that johnny walker at the club 69" - james mcmurtry


hemlock motel
hemlock motel seems to have gone the way of many carolina hemlocks


country vittles
all you can eat country vittles!


blur
seriously back in time


dish barn
sweet spot for a dish barn


starvin marvins
starvin' marvin's - stop! and shop i need your money!


smallest house in the world
smallest house in the world? but room for a porch.


stompin grounds
stompin ground for all your square dancing and clogging needs


abc store
abc store for all your grain alcohol needs


chainsaw bears amish jams
chainsaw bears, amish jams 


joeys pancake house
i bet the flapjacks are good here 


tarheel kountry kitchen
tarheel kountry kitchen - home of the BIG biscuit, biker wear

we were out there to go to sequoyah national golf course, which is a really wild place, and another story for another day.

Friday, July 20, 2012

somethings wrong with this dog's tongue