It's Wednesday which means time again to focus on the whacky! The Greensboro Grasshoppers minor league baseball team has a bat dog. A black lab that goes out on the field during the games to retrieve balls and bats.
The first one was Miss Babe Ruth. Since then, they have used Miss Lou Gehrig, and Master Yogi Berra. I first saw the dogs when they worked the ACC Tournament games for UNC last year. Pouncey saw the bitch of his dreams on TV.
If you've been looking for a sign that the apocalypse is nigh, well, here it is. According to the Greensboro, N.C. News-Record,
Master Yogi Berra, a bat and ball carrying dog for the Greensboro
Grasshoppers, became the first canine ejected from a baseball game when
he was tossed by home plate umpire Jason Hutchings during Greensboro's
9-6 loss to Asheville for "relieving himself" on the field.
The story goes something like this: Master Yogi was involved in one
of his traditional between-innings routines, chasing down a ball that
was sent deep to center field. En route to the plate, he stopped and
left a memento of his trek to get the ball right on the field. Hutchings
wasn't having any of that, and he tossed the pooch right after the act.
Amidst the turmoil, the Grasshoppers are sticking with their man. Or
dog, as the case may be. Team owner Donald Moore said Yogi was fighting
through a stomach virus, and then provided what must be one of the most
sublime quotes in baseball history.
"When you gotta go, you gotta go," Moore said. "Yogi's had a tough
start to his season, and I hope this doesn't get him down. He clearly
couldn't control himself out there. He's such a competitor and he wanted
to do his duties as he's been trained. We all hope Yogi feels better
soon and he returns to us ready to entertain our fans. You know, he's
volunteering his time out there, so I hope he doesn't get fined too much
(for his ejection). I don't know the Rulebook like the back of my hand,
but apparently a dog can't do his business on the field. Let's hope
this is an isolated incident, and Yogi can learn from this experience,"
The best part of the whole episode? Yogi is now listed as day-to-day
on the team's injury report. Yes, a dog is day-to-day. Something tells
us he'll eat some grass and be back out there against Asheville tonight.
By
Cameron Smith
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April 23, 2009
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This makes me giggle with glee!
WTF?!
Next I have to give a giant WTF to the city of Asheville for closing the wildly popular Splasheville water fun park for the entire heat of the summer this year. I understand things break and it takes a while to fix them, but they need to publicize that the fountain is closed! Otherwise, kids in bathing suits arrive ready to play, are met with a cold hard "BROKEN" sign, dreams are dashed, and parents' promises are unfulfilled.
The Asheville Disclaimer has called Splasheville "Asheville's Bidet," but I would like to flush city managers down the toilet for how they've handled this. The city website still shows the park as open.
Last but not least, here is a crazy t-shirt from the late 80's advertising a mail order skull catalog.
available skulls include: wombat, muskrat, hippopotamus, and more!
WTF?! As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf
sugarhoney had the weekend of her life. (so far). my brother and his amazing wife and 3 adorable boys ages 4 years, 2 years, and 11 months (you read that right) came to visit. sugarhoney got lots of head pats, and only the bare minimum of tail pulls. they spent a lot of time shut inside her crate with her. she chased them around and was completely exhausted when they left. eli and pouncey behaved well other than when eli swiped and swallowed an english muffin out of the hands of a 2 year old. we were outside most of the weekend and saw a 6 foot black rat snake, a spider catch, mummify, and devour a wasp in its web, and two box turtles. we also went to the wnc nature center where nephew #1 delivered the most amazing mountain lion impression in the history of mountain lion impressions. could a baby be cuter than this? i really can't imagine how. such a smiley, happy little guy. we had a ball, and now it is time to rest.
sugarhoney is into gardening. she is also into using interesting body parts as pillows. just for fun here's the jolliest picture of eli ever taken. i love these doggies!
Welcome back to WTF Wednesday, the day reserved for celebration of the whacky and the wild. My vintage shopping has been drastically curtailed of late by an un-house-broken puppy, so pickins are kinda slim this week.
But still, there is always some WTF: here we have a man so dedicated to weeding the front yard, yet so allergic to poison ivy, that he dons a tyvek hazmat suit to garden. you can order tyvek suits for under $10 each on amazon. they withstand branch and briar sticks. they seem to repel poison ivy, too. next we have a video that is bursting with FUN. it may make you scratch your head and say "huh?" or it may make you sell your belongings and go on ALO tour. "Falling Dominoes" (Official Music Video) - made by the indomitable Guadalajara Joe.
now here's a confusing vintage t-shirt i found last week:
oh seymour, what are you flocking about?
is demi a woman's name? or short for half? is a doctorette a nurse? a med student? hmmmmm....
last but not least, giggling pouncey and sugarhoney think that's a real knee slapper.
WTF?
As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.
For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf
sugarhoney is doing great. other than peeing everywhere, she is doing great. she likes to sit on the couch and snuggle. once it cools off, i think she is really going to like snuggling. i need to get a better picture of this, but she does the cutest hop when she is excited. all 4 limbs are locked straight, and she just bounces up into the air. this is the basic idea:
sugarhoney loves pouncey. really loves him. especially when he has an ice cube in his mouth. it's a sign of respect when a younger dog licks the teeth of an older dog. pouncey digs it, too.
as promised, what seems like 16 years ago, i'm addicted to vintage t-shirts and am going to share some of my favorites here. we'll start with my most blockbuster of heavy hitters - my parents' college t-shirts. i don't wear these, but i could. first off here is my mom's souvenir from the University of Rhode Island SAE Spring Weekend 1970. it's a beautiful faded red-orange color. awesome contrast stitching seams
sweet v-neck style
ooooold sportswear label
best part is it's a nightshirt! pretty bold that the fraternity t-shirt giveaway is a NIGHTshirt. gotta love the 70's! (my dad was not an SAE. i'm not asking too many questions about how she got this one. just loving it.) the other most prized t-shirt in my collection is this one of my dad's also from URI, circa 1968.
extremely faded navy blue
distressed, but hanging in there
check out that 60's vintage champion runner tag
air conditioning vents on back these shirts are not for sale, nor will they ever be for sale. you know what, if somebody wants to send me $1 Million for them ($2M for both), i would part with them. other than that, forget it.
this concludes the priceless edition of 'my old clothes.' stay tuned for more of my favorites, ones that i actually wear, sometime in the near future.
sugarhoney passed her first checkup this morning with flying colors. she got two big shots in her scruff and did not even flinch. she weighs 16 lbs. she met two giant pit bulls who really wanted to play with her in the waiting room and was calm and cool as a cucumber.
she is the mellowest, laziest puppy i could ever imagine.
look who made cover of the daily puppy today! go over there and give her 11 puppy biscuits! i put 20 photos in her album, and it seems to me that they picked 9 of my least favorite to feature. maybe the editors were drunk, or maybe it's a random generator. anyway, here are some pictures i wish they had picked! sugarhoney tennis ball sugarhoney down the stairs leaping sugarhoney sugarhoney lies down when she eats pouncey, sugarhoney, and eli - family portrait ah well, i am very grateful she is featured at all - and next time on the daily puppy i will know to only upload the pictures that i want them to use!
And just like that, it's WTF Wednesday again - time to look at some bizarre things and wonder.
First we have an interesting "get rich from home" scheme that is better than herbalife:
Raising earthworms for profit! A multi-million dollar market. published in 1959, this book will show you how to grow a 4 pound parsnip and a 6 pound carrot.
Next we have a member of the species jackass americanus. Girls? Not even Asian women? Girls? Honk if you're a racist misogynist!
Last but not least, speaking of jackasses, no garden is complete without a burro garden planter - lifelike features with a saddlebag planter!
For only 5 books of S&H green stamps in 1975, this burro could've been yours. I like his spiked feet. WTF? As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf
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