christ arose fish bait

christ arose fish bait, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

went tubing down the green river near saluda, nc this past weekend.
stayed in a tiny cabin with 4 people and 4 dogs and had a blast. it wasn't too fast but there were definitely small rapids. what's not to love about psychedelic smores, lemon thyme summer salad, and a case of pbr.
http://www.wildernesscovecampground.com/

Frisée - Who Likes this Shit?

Frisée is some kind of gross lettuce with the texture of slimy, coarse, wiry hair. It tastes like nothing and ruins salads. Who wants the roof of their mouth tickled by furry lettuce? I refuse to eat any more of it.

happy nacho

happy nacho, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

sometimes there's too much joy to be contained in just one dog

chris & angela got married

first meal, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

my brother chris got married to an absolute sweetheart angela this weekend in newport rhode island. everything went amazingly well - the weather, the food, the happy families and friends - i can't imagine a more beautiful wedding weekend. they got married twice, once inside st. gregory's, the catholic church where chris & i were baptized, and the next day at the inn at castle hill overlooking the water with sailboats in the background. it was all pretty freakin awesome.

this is a picture of their first meal as husband and wife at the fine dining eatery jigger's in east greenwich. all the pictures are here - http://www.flickr.com/photos/skippyhaha/sets/72157621749269662/

fruit fly trap

should you ever find your kitchen overrun by fruit flies, i don't suggest trying to swat them all with a fly swatter. they are too small - they can escape through the wires of the swatter, and they are too fast - they scoot away.

this plastic wrap-glass trap works like a charm, though.

1. put apple cider vinegar in glass
2. cover with plastic wrap
3. poke a dozen holes in plastic wrap with toothpick
4. flies get in but can't find their way out

another suggestion i read on the internet is to put a rotting banana in the oven with the door open overnight. the flies attack the banana. early in the morning sneak in the kitchen and close the oven door before they can escape. turn the oven on to 425.

frenching dogs

frenching dogs, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

like silence of the lambs - quid pro quo

you want honey?
kiss your brother.

fireworks = skyboobs

bursting, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

me: that firework looked like a boob! flesh colored with a red circle inside.
he: they all look like boobs, actually. just different colors.

what is this world coming to?

what is this world coming to?, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

what do you love about botox? the giant needle? the botulism toxins that freeze your facial tissues? the way it makes you look like you're carved from wax?

if i had the chance i would absolutely fire the persons responsible for designing and ordering this craptastic makeup bag.

*****

in other and more heartwarming news, head over to the magical blog of tobias - toby or not toby - and post a limerick about michael jackson and win a sweet prize!

what they say is wrong

eventually watched pots boil.

son exposure

son exposure, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

looks like i'll be frying to a crisp.

RIP michael jackson

R.I.P.
you certainly didn't seem to L.I.P.
what a talent. and a twisted life.

downed branch on line

downed branch on line, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

somebody should call somebody