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Wednesday, March 23, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Ballet Cat, Banjo Party, Arizona Voter Fraud


Good morning, Wednesday! Good morning, WTF!

Good morning, ballet cat!

ballet cat

Good morning, old man playing cards. 

card player


Good morning, filthy mouse baker licking your filthy spoon.

filthymouse


Good morning, bucket belly bunny puppy!

bucket belly bunny

Good morning, Father Time wishing you Happy Birthday on a VHS tape.

video birthday card


Good morning creepy pink boot doll with filthy bear.

filthy bear


 You don't need a whole doll, here play with this head.

disembodied cabbage patch

I don't know why they are traveling in a swan, I don't know what they are doing with their hands.

two of us in a swan


Take 5 balloons and 2 half-full glasses of red wine - boom, banjo party!

banjo party


Last but not least, Bernie Sanders crushed in Idaho and Utah last night, winning basically 80-20 landslides in both states. Unfortunately, Arizona was rife with reports of voter fraud and suppression, and it seems many thousands of democrat's votes were not counted, and for that Arizona gets a huge WTF. 

5 Examples of Voter Suppression in Arizona Primary: People waited in line 5 hours; Thousands of people were waiting still in line to vote when CNN called the election for $hillary; Reduced number of polling places from 200 to 60; and Lifelong Democrats had their registrations changed to Independent and were forced to cast provisional ballots which will not be counted.

If you'd like to ask the White House to investigate this, please check out this petition: INVESTIGATE THE VOTER FRAUD AND VOTER SUPPRESSION IN ARIZONA 3/22/2016 DEMOCRATIC PARTY

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, March 02, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Dog Braces, March for Bernie, Love Poems


Ellohay, Wednesday! Ellohay, WTF!

Ellohay, Wesley, the golden retriever with braces!

http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2016/03/01/michigan-golden-retriever-gets-braces/81144586/

"Michigan Golden Retriever Gets Braces" (the pup's dad is a "doggie dentist" - how conveeeeeenient). Incidentally, Nacho still has 2 of the top 4 google image results for "labrador overbite" and also "labrador overbite"- luckily Nacho didn't have any problems eating like Wesley had. (Thank you Ted for pointing out this story.)

Moving on to a Hallmark book from 1980 called "Since You Came Along." 

since you came along


It's full of frosted photos and fruity love poems. 

Hello to life!

hello to love


Also matching outfits in common.

have love in common


The fun side of me!

fun side of me


Last but not least, you may not know by watching TV, but thousands of people in as many as 70 cities marched this weekend to support Bernie Sanders and his plans for Campaign Finance Reform, Medicare For All, $15 Minimum Wage, End FrackingStop Endless War in the Middle East, Take Marijuana Off the Federal List of Outlawed Drugs, Racial Justice, and Free Public College Tuition, among dozens of other progressive issues his campaign champions. 

bernie sanders march asheville

The revolution is alive and well, and may not be televised, but will be posted. 

bernie sanders march asheville


Great video of drumming for Bernie in Asheville. 

So when the corporate media and biased pundits tell you that Bernie Sanders has no shot at the nomination, give them the Sugarhoney eye roll. 

sugarhoney 
eyeroll


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Mail Order Cats, My Son the Nut, Hillary Cockblocker


Greetings, Wednesday! Greetings, WTF!

Greetings, Cockblocker Hillary, Bill, and Britney Spears.

hillary cockblocker


Greetings, clown on a ball.

clown on a ball


Greetings,  raccoons on a log, labelled raccoons, for $5.

raccoons


Greetings, mail order cats.

mailbox full of cats


Greetings, bear in a sweater.

bear in a sweater


Greetings, my son the nut, this time with strings!

my son the nut


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Giant Microbes, Astroturf


Hi Wednesday! Hi WTF!

Hi World's Happiest Lion.
wtf lion side


Roar...I mean yippee!

wtf lion


Hi tub of giant microbes.

microbes 2

1,000,000 x actual size. 

microbes

Hi worst sailor doll ever made. 

worst sailor doll ever

Hi ...Easter bunny? 

easter bunny 3

From another planet?

easter bunny


Last but not least, what do you use as a dust jacket for your Sports book? Astrofreakinturf.

astroturf dust jacket


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Scorpion Suckers, Attack Jackass


Aloha Wednesday! Aloha WTF!

Back from a few days in Arizona where the sun was a-shining and the WTF was a-flowing. 

Thanks for the warning. 

attack jackass


 My sweet niece caught the WTF bug and helped me find some "weird stuff" at the ghost town:

jeremiah

What's floating inside that lollipop? 

scorpion sucker


Oh you know, just a scorpion carcass.

scorpion suckers


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Melting Dog, Feel the Bern, Pax Americana


Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!

Hello Max Webster and his Live Magnetic Air Mullets.

live magnetic air mullets


This is why you can't walk a dog in the rain.

rain dog 1


His fur will melt off, becoming one with your jacket.

rain dog

This is some good assvice right here. 

let it mellow


Last but not least, I am taking this WTFW to announce my endorsement of Bernie Sanders for President 2016.  I realize I am trying to sell t-shirts here and my political views may offend others who will in turn not want to buy my t-shirts, but really, fuck this shit - I believe all Americans should have health care, sue me.   

feelthebern


I think Bernie is honest, and I strongly agree with basically every single word that comes out of his mouth. The notion that he might take Elizabeth Warren as a running mate has me positively giddy. I imagine 4 years of Sanders/Warren, and then another 8 with her at the helm and I think we could reverse climate change in 12 years. We could have light rail, solar highways, and wind farms in 12 years. We could reduce the wage gap and get real about stopping racism. We could usher in a new era of Pax Americana. Imagine - peace. Imagine? 

I found this t-shirt at goodwill on New Years Eve - my dream ticket is right!

my dream ticket


Bernie Sanders on the issues.

How and when to vote for Bernie Sanders in your state. 

To buy a sweet Bernie T-shirt made in Vermont by a really good dude, check out Eat More Kale.

To read an insightful blog about the harm our current Health Care system is causing to families, see this from WNC Debt Law.

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:
 

Wednesday, January 06, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Nail Clipper, Nonchalant Clown


Happy New Year Wednesday! Happy New Year WTF!

First, a commercial for a horrific product that clips your nails.

rotoclipper (2)


Clipping was a battle for Jen B. 

clipping was a battle


Horrific.

rotoclipper



Never trust a skinny cook, says the teddy bear with a rolling pin.

never trust skinny cook


Last but not least, a lazy nonchalant clown.

nonchalant clown



As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

WTF Wednesday: Gorilla Bikini, Redneck Shot Glass, Diaper Puppy


Hai Wednesday! Hai WTF!

Let's start with an overtly racist souvenir - A Redneck's Shot Glass.

redneck shot glass


Two shots for yankees, three shots for NRA members, four shots for Good Ol Boys, and five shots for Rednecks. Okay, Savannah, Georgia, settle down, that's enough outta you.

redneck shot glass 1



Best choice for you.

dolphin spin


Hai gorilla in a bikini.

gorilla in a bikini


Hai pug in a camera bag.

camera bag of pug


Last but not least, hai puppy in a diaper.

changing times


Welcome to these changing times.

changing times 1


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week: