Wednesday, January 27, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Scorpion Suckers, Attack Jackass


Aloha Wednesday! Aloha WTF!

Back from a few days in Arizona where the sun was a-shining and the WTF was a-flowing. 

Thanks for the warning. 

attack jackass


 My sweet niece caught the WTF bug and helped me find some "weird stuff" at the ghost town:

jeremiah

What's floating inside that lollipop? 

scorpion sucker


Oh you know, just a scorpion carcass.

scorpion suckers


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Wednesday, January 20, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Fiddling Angel, Coach K


Hola Wednesday! Hola WTF!

Behold a fiddling skipping angel next to jumbo roses: 

fiddling skipping angel


Is she saying stop? Kneeling? Missing another half to play pattycake? I hope?

kneeling stopping


The running coke.


come n git it


Last but not least, Coach K of Duke had a couple of atrocious tantrums Monday night after losing his 3rd game in a row.   About the play below he stated" "It was an amazing ending. Amazing. Go see it, it's literally amazing. It's amazing basketball, let's put it that way. We put ourselves in a position to win. Matt [Jones, #13] made a great play and he wasn't rewarded. He made a great play, and it's amazing. It's literally amazing. God bless America."

Pay close attention to Matt Jones #13 from Duke:




The great play he wasn't rewarded for -  was a flop. He flings his hands over his head to fake a foul. Instead of going for the ball he flings his hands backwards. He wasn't rewarded. God bless America.

Following this loss, Coach K for whatever reason didn't shake hands with the Syracuse bench. Excellent sportsmanship. 

This is my reaction to Coach K.




As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Wednesday, January 13, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Melting Dog, Feel the Bern, Pax Americana


Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!

Hello Max Webster and his Live Magnetic Air Mullets.

live magnetic air mullets


This is why you can't walk a dog in the rain.

rain dog 1


His fur will melt off, becoming one with your jacket.

rain dog

This is some good assvice right here. 

let it mellow


Last but not least, I am taking this WTFW to announce my endorsement of Bernie Sanders for President 2016.  I realize I am trying to sell t-shirts here and my political views may offend others who will in turn not want to buy my t-shirts, but really, fuck this shit - I believe all Americans should have health care, sue me.   

feelthebern


I think Bernie is honest, and I strongly agree with basically every single word that comes out of his mouth. The notion that he might take Elizabeth Warren as a running mate has me positively giddy. I imagine 4 years of Sanders/Warren, and then another 8 with her at the helm and I think we could reverse climate change in 12 years. We could have light rail, solar highways, and wind farms in 12 years. We could reduce the wage gap and get real about stopping racism. We could usher in a new era of Pax Americana. Imagine - peace. Imagine? 

I found this t-shirt at goodwill on New Years Eve - my dream ticket is right!

my dream ticket


Bernie Sanders on the issues.

How and when to vote for Bernie Sanders in your state. 

To buy a sweet Bernie T-shirt made in Vermont by a really good dude, check out Eat More Kale.

To read an insightful blog about the harm our current Health Care system is causing to families, see this from WNC Debt Law.

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Wednesday, January 06, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Nail Clipper, Nonchalant Clown


Happy New Year Wednesday! Happy New Year WTF!

First, a commercial for a horrific product that clips your nails.

rotoclipper (2)


Clipping was a battle for Jen B. 

clipping was a battle


Horrific.

rotoclipper



Never trust a skinny cook, says the teddy bear with a rolling pin.

never trust skinny cook


Last but not least, a lazy nonchalant clown.

nonchalant clown



As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

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