scene: kevin driving, me passenging. see the white squirrel in the tree. stop car. roll down window.
us: (yelling out the window) hey sugar! what are you doing? we love you sugar! yeah we love you sugar!
sugar: (looks at us. nibbles acorn. twitches cotton puff tail.)
us: hey sugar, wanna come home with us? we will feed you peanuts! you're a good boy sugar! we love you sugar! yeah we love you sugar!
sugar: (looks at us. nibbles acorn. hops further up the tree.)
us: you are so handsome sugar! you are the most handsome squirrel in the world! we love you sugar! yeah we love you sugar! come home with us! follow us home! you will be happy there! we will protect you from the dogs! we love you sugar!
sugar: (hops further up tree, out of view)
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4 comments:
Oh Sugar, you're such a beautiful squirrel.
She needs a hug! Desperately! I can tell!
thank you for noticing, kid D.
OG that is so funny! We were just saying yesterday how we never see Sugar playing with other squirrels, deciding they might discriminate against him. You are so right - she needs a hug!
I really thought that was a fake squirrel in your first post. Shit be crazy. I want a white squirrel...
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