WTF Wednesday: Body Rubs, Swallowed Magnets

Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!

I had no idea swallowed magnets could be so destructive. Warning: keep this kids' toy away from kids.

Moving on to 1995, the sculpture. 

Oriental sauna spa body rubs. 

Reminds me of the Willie O poem "Can I Have a Body Rub? Gladly!"

A long day, a hot and sore body,

you're tired after a long drive,

Can I have a body rub?

Playing with the kids, working in the yard,

you've just completed that five mile run.

Can I have a body rub?

Sitting at that desk for six of seven hours,

the stress and all the tension is trying to make you sour, 

Can I have a body rub?

We had a great time at the picnic, softball, sack races and a

whole lot more, now I am in a little bit of pain.

Can I have a body rub?

Coaching Little League and playing in the city league, as you

get older you play the price for these.

Can I have a body rub?

Our days have ups and downs, we do so many things to get

ourselves off track, or make life a funny thing, but to let off

a little steam and help yourself relax.

GO AHEAD AND GET A BODY RUB
YOUR LOVER WILL CHARGE NO TAX!

CAN I HAVE A BODY RUB?
GLADLY,

NOW JUST KICK BACK!

Last but not least, minimum wage rock n roll from the Bus Boys.

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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New WTF this week:

• 70s Here Comes Trouble T-shirt
• 70s Touch of Class Rose Ringer T-shirt

WTF Wednesday: Beach Cow, Let's Disco, Hillary Lies Sign

Buenos dias, Wednesday! Buenos dias, WTF!

Buenos dias, dead cow joke. 

Buenos dias, same dead cow joke spotted 1 day later at Wintzell's Oyster House in Mobile, Alabama. (yellow sign under poster). 

Buenos dias, another cow, this one in a prairie nightgown, building a sand castle in a snowglobe at the beach.

Not a pineapple, very different. 

The hands on the guy in the middle. Let's Disco!

Bless my ladybugs. 

Last but not least, this insurance agency in Travelers Rest, SC has some opinions on Hillary's truthiness. 

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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New WTF this week:

• 80s Mimi's Batch 3D Cookies Sweatshirt
• 80s Clam Big 5 Reunion T-shirt

WTF Wednesday: Fist Faces, Hacking Democracy

Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!

First up, your fist becomes a real face. 

Check out this comprehensive book. 

via facebook, via Lindsay :-)

Onto the fun subject of election fraud, we watched the documentary "Hacking Democracy" -  billed as "the disturbingly shocking HBO documentary Hacking Democracy bravely tangles with our nation's ills at the heart of democracy. The film the Diebold corporation doesn't want you to see, this revelatory journey follows tenacious Seattle grandmother Bev Harris and her band of extraordinary citizen-activists as they set out to ask one simple question: How does America count its votes?" 

Spoiler alert: the Diebold and ES&S machines, memory cards, and central tabulators can be easily hacked and rigged for any desired outcome. The machines in the film are still used today. They run Windows XP. We can do better. 

Watch it for free here: Hacking Democracy.  

A crucial 7 minutes of the film is here: 



The film was nominated for an Emmy for Outstanding Long Form Investigative Journalism and features an election official in Tallahassee who used to go to Kevin's baseball games. 

Last but not least it's a dog who looks high as hell. 

 
As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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New WTF this week:

• 80s Native Glitter Rhinestone T-shirt

WTF Wednesday: Bowel Bodysuit, Moist Bills, Election Fraud

Hey Wednesday! Hey WTF!

Hey lady in an irritable bowel syndrome drug commercial in a full length bowel bodysuit!

Hey Portland liquor store sick of touching your boob and sock money!

Hey Sugars snoozing with her face against the glass!

Last but not least, in light of Bernie's "loss" in NY - I ask you to consider that on top of dropping more than 100,000 people from the rolls in Bernie's hometown Brooklyn, that the unverified voting machines are rigged.  Exit polls are historically very accurate - the voter is actually there, with no incentive to lie. The exit polls in NY were 52-48 for Hillary, much closer than the recorded vote ended up. Mathematician Richard Charnin does an excellent job of working out the numbers, but basically the odds of Bernie's exit poll share exceeding his recorded share in 17 out of 18 primaries (as has happened this year) is 1 in 13,797. There is a 99.9% probability that this anomaly was not due to chance and must have been the result of election fraud.  (He also offers a solution: Can Current Technology Insure Fair Elections? - open source technology PLUS hand counts, auditable by citizens.) 

An in-depth video interview with Charnin about it is here. A petition asking Bernie to address the fraud in this primary season is here.  Tin foil hats sold separately.

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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New WTF this week:

• 80s Cattin Round Charleston Cropped Tank Top
• 80s Beaver Cheerleader Sweatshirt 

WTF Wednesday: Toilet Training, Clocker Spaniels

Hi Wednesday! Hi WTF!

First up, in what must be a relic from the time before digital photography, it's a framed picture of a tree trunk with vines. 

Would you like to potty train your child in just one day, or less than one day?

Hi angry Asian dude.

Hi angry soccer player.

This appears to be a Native American Indian cow.

Cooking a skillet fish.

Thanks a lot, Lois, you bitch.

Last but not least, $5 for broken Clocker Spaniels.

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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New WTF this week:

• 70s Buffalo Football City USA T-shirt

WTF Wednesday: Spanking Teddy Angels, Vegas Grandma

Hola Wednesday! Hola WTF!

Let's begin with some vintage LPs. Smooth sailin' - complete with grapes and a blunt.

Silverwind: 

You don't need to understand. That's good.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall on a photo.

Ah the heavily rouged praying grandma Las Vegas bell.

Last but not least, a pair of teddy bear angels.

Spanking teddy bear angels.

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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New WTF this week:

• 90s Mister Christmas Party Drunk T-shirt

WTF Wednesday: Taco Casserole, Guadalajara Mermaid

Hey Wednesday! Hey WTF!

I only have 2 things for this week, this appears to be a flash card to teach emotions. 

Your taco casserole hurts, embarrasses, disappoints, disgusts, repulses, and amuses me.

Last up, another gem from Guadalajara Joe! Basically it's a solo Chris Isaak "Wicked Game" meets "Big Top Pee Wee" - behold, "OMG I'm So Cray-Cray" -



 Bachelorette parties need to hire him! 

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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New WTF this week:

• 70s Embroidered Horse Face Sweater

WTF Wednesday: Ballet Cat, Banjo Party, Arizona Voter Fraud

Good morning, Wednesday! Good morning, WTF!

Good morning, ballet cat!

Good morning, old man playing cards. 

Good morning, filthy mouse baker licking your filthy spoon.

Good morning, bucket belly bunny puppy!

Good morning, Father Time wishing you Happy Birthday on a VHS tape.

Good morning creepy pink boot doll with filthy bear.

 You don't need a whole doll, here play with this head.

I don't know why they are traveling in a swan, I don't know what they are doing with their hands.

Take 5 balloons and 2 half-full glasses of red wine - boom, banjo party!

Last but not least, Bernie Sanders crushed in Idaho and Utah last night, winning basically 80-20 landslides in both states. Unfortunately, Arizona was rife with reports of voter fraud and suppression, and it seems many thousands of democrat's votes were not counted, and for that Arizona gets a huge WTF. 

5 Examples of Voter Suppression in Arizona Primary: People waited in line 5 hours; Thousands of people were waiting still in line to vote when CNN called the election for $hillary; Reduced number of polling places from 200 to 60; and Lifelong Democrats had their registrations changed to Independent and were forced to cast provisional ballots which will not be counted.

If you'd like to ask the White House to investigate this, please check out this petition: INVESTIGATE THE VOTER FRAUD AND VOTER SUPPRESSION IN ARIZONA 3/22/2016 DEMOCRATIC PARTY

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

• 70s Bayview Historical Phallic Monument T-shirt 
• 80s Masterbatters Can't Lose T-shirt

WTF Wednesday: Dogs Eating Meatballs, Super Crappy Tuesday

Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!
 
As I posted on facebook, Super (Crappy) Tuesday yesterday was disappointing, though not unexpected:

after brushing away some fragile white woman tears this morning, i've strongly renewed my resolve to fight as hard as i can for the Bernie Sanders campaign, because it is not the bernie sanders campaign, it is the anti-corruption campaign.

replace 'bernie' with 'anti-corruption' in all the news you see and you will realize that this fight will not be over in june, or november, and it sure as hell will not be over in march.

they thought they buried us, they didn't know we were seeds.

The New York Times map shows Bernie won Western North Carolina by a large margin.  

The New York Times also engaged in corruption yesterday. They published their first positive article about Bernie Sanders. (“Bernie Sanders Scored Victories for Years Via Legislative Side Doors.”)

The Bernie campaign shared this complimentary article via official Facebook and Twitter.

The New York Times then CHANGED the title of the article (“Via Legislative Side Doors, Bernie Sanders Won Modest Victories.”), and CHANGED the content of the article to be much less favorable towards Bernie.

This is corruption.  This is the New York Times. This is not okay. I will continue to speak out against this corruption until my heart stops or my fingers fall off. WTF NY Times?

We are up against a lying ("1 Week, 6 Hillary Clinton Lies"), cheating, stealing, corrupt political machine, but grassroots run deep and I will keep watering them.

Moving along to the Presidential Primary 2.0.

Moving along, I might call this number today. 

Moving further along, yesterday, Pouncey turned 4! And to celebrate he shared burger balls with his siblings.

This brought him joy. 

Must...have...meat...

Sugars like-a the meat. 

The meat is-a good. 

 
As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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New WTF this week:

• 70s I Survived Hurricane David T-shirt 
• 90s Shrimp Festival T-shirt

WTF Wednesday: Michigan Primary, Bump n Dump, Bernie Cookies

Good morning, Wednesday! Good morning, WTF!

It's gonna be short and sweet this week, let's begin by giving a big WTF to the pundits and pollsters who were wrong, wrong, wrong in their predictions for the Michigan democratic primary - Bernie Sanders WON last night - in what is being called "one of the greatest upsets in modern political history." Feel the Bern! 

Good morning, Nebraska Caucus cookies.

Good morning, ceramic horse head.

Good morning, new video from Guadalajara Joe! Do the Bump n Dump! Featuring orange checkerboard hammer pants from Skippy Haha Vintage.

Also features a baby sea lion* skim boarding footage and a terrier on a leash!

* Update: The baby sea lion footage has been removed because evidently it is illegal to be that close to a sea lion, even though the sea lion was not touched or harmed and seemed to enjoy bumping and dumping. 
 
As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

• 80s Born to Teach English Sweatshirt 
• 70s Daddy's Little Man T-shirt
• 70s BF Rats Baseball Ringer
• 80s Stress Gut Says No Mouth Says Yes Sweatshirt 
• 90s Sugar Daddy Wanted T-shirt
• 80s I Love This Carmel Indiana T-shirt
• 80s Don't Even Ask, Answer Is NO! T-shirt