They called for 5 inches, and we got 5 inches. The dogs love it!
This is a different kinda snowball.
Sunrise on the snowy Swannanoa river.
I always dreamed of becoming a white lab.
Pouncey will get the ball, no matter what.
Sugarhoney will stalk him on the bank, no matter what.
Something on your nose, E.
Snow pounce!
Sugar heart tongue.
Stay warm, amigos!
Thursday, February 26, 2015
Wednesday, February 25, 2015
WTF Wednesday: Pest Control, Head Cuddles, Butter Warmers
Good day, Wednesday! Good day, WTF!
Let us begin with some strange things spotted in sunny Florida. We went down last weekend to see my parents and we had a ball.
Nothing says pest control like a 6 foot dead cockroach.
Unless maybe you've got a 12 foot dead cockroach.
This one is pretty adorable. Like the great pyramid. Of fro yo.
Here we have a classic case of "unnecessary" quotation marks.
We toured a house for sale that was built in 1982 and not touched since. Everything was wood grain, and lo-fi.
I mean everything.
Welcome to our home! Dog butt.
Moving along to last night's terrible basketball game between UNC and NC State. Brice Johnson fell out of bounds and then cuddled the State assistant coach's head.
Pre-cuddle:
Early cuddle:
End cuddle:
Background lady loves head cuddles.
Now for some thrifting treasures. Dental implants - a solid choice indeed.
Creepy washed out boy-girl twin dolls lacquered onto a piece of wood, anyone?
Good point, passive aggressive bathroom sign.
This was found inside a Kenny Rogers LP. Straight outta 1988 via Print Shop.
Last but not least, butter warmers.
As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.
For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf
New WTF this week:
Let us begin with some strange things spotted in sunny Florida. We went down last weekend to see my parents and we had a ball.
Nothing says pest control like a 6 foot dead cockroach.
Unless maybe you've got a 12 foot dead cockroach.
This one is pretty adorable. Like the great pyramid. Of fro yo.
Here we have a classic case of "unnecessary" quotation marks.
We toured a house for sale that was built in 1982 and not touched since. Everything was wood grain, and lo-fi.
I mean everything.
Welcome to our home! Dog butt.
Moving along to last night's terrible basketball game between UNC and NC State. Brice Johnson fell out of bounds and then cuddled the State assistant coach's head.
Pre-cuddle:
Early cuddle:
End cuddle:
Background lady loves head cuddles.
Now for some thrifting treasures. Dental implants - a solid choice indeed.
Creepy washed out boy-girl twin dolls lacquered onto a piece of wood, anyone?
Good point, passive aggressive bathroom sign.
This was found inside a Kenny Rogers LP. Straight outta 1988 via Print Shop.
Last but not least, butter warmers.
As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.
For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf
New WTF this week:
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Wednesday, February 18, 2015
WTF Wednesday: Bag Feet, Horned Toads, The Fatheads
Greetings, Wednesday! Greetings, WTF!
Old man winter has again dealt an icy blow to western NC, thereby impeding my thrifting, but still there is WTF to be found, just gotta poke around!
Speaking of winter, here's a polaroid from back when little kids didn't have boots, they tied plastic bags to their feet.
Behold a book called Taxidermy. First published in 1943.
Full of instructions and diagrams for skinning and mounting a panoply of animals.
Includes the easy way to skin any kind of lizard, and a great tip - put crumpled tissue paper under your stuffed crayfish. More lifelike.
Here was one of my first business ventures:
It was a failure.
Meet the Fatheads. Second grade art gone awry.
Last but not least, Pouncey's tail.
As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.
For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf
New WTF this week:
Old man winter has again dealt an icy blow to western NC, thereby impeding my thrifting, but still there is WTF to be found, just gotta poke around!
Speaking of winter, here's a polaroid from back when little kids didn't have boots, they tied plastic bags to their feet.
Behold a book called Taxidermy. First published in 1943.
Full of instructions and diagrams for skinning and mounting a panoply of animals.
Includes the easy way to skin any kind of lizard, and a great tip - put crumpled tissue paper under your stuffed crayfish. More lifelike.
Here was one of my first business ventures:
It was a failure.
Meet the Fatheads. Second grade art gone awry.
Last but not least, Pouncey's tail.
As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.
For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf
New WTF this week:
Monday, February 16, 2015
addicted to power
once again this year, we gleefully celebrated valentine's day with arby's.
power went out during a wild windstorm saturday at 830 pm, and it was restored at 5pm on sunday. generally i spent the outage railing against humanity, researching generators, calling duke power for updates every 15 minutes, scampering through neighbors' yards looking for signs of progress, rage-cleaning the stovetop, and going to creekside taphouse for many dranks.
sugarhoney spent the outage sitting like a human.
i hope everybody stays safe, snuggly, and warm during the forecasted ice storm!
power went out during a wild windstorm saturday at 830 pm, and it was restored at 5pm on sunday. generally i spent the outage railing against humanity, researching generators, calling duke power for updates every 15 minutes, scampering through neighbors' yards looking for signs of progress, rage-cleaning the stovetop, and going to creekside taphouse for many dranks.
sugarhoney spent the outage sitting like a human.
i hope everybody stays safe, snuggly, and warm during the forecasted ice storm!
Wednesday, February 11, 2015
WTF Wednesday: Clowns, Servants, Feral Swine
Good morning, Wednesday! Let's WTF!
Here is a school bus with some crocs in the windshield.
Behold a divine assortment of housewares at the Goodwill. A butler/servant figurine, a vodka bottle wrapped in tassels, and a plastic giraffe filled with photos of safari animals.
Here's a fantastic story of a hunter who killed a 707 lb feral pig about 45 minutes from here last month.
I've hiked a lot of these woods, and have never seen a feral pig. Some great quotes in the story:
And this gem about what to do if a wild pig attacks you:
Okay! WTF?!
Last but not least, a thrift store clown.
As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.
For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf
New WTF this week:
Here is a school bus with some crocs in the windshield.
Behold a divine assortment of housewares at the Goodwill. A butler/servant figurine, a vodka bottle wrapped in tassels, and a plastic giraffe filled with photos of safari animals.
Here's a fantastic story of a hunter who killed a 707 lb feral pig about 45 minutes from here last month.
I've hiked a lot of these woods, and have never seen a feral pig. Some great quotes in the story:
When a 707-pound wild hog with razor sharp tusks is hurtling at you at full speed, it's, well, a tad unsettling. "I thought I done filled one of my boots up," Bruce Florence said with a hearty laugh. "It scared the fool out of me."*****
"We got about 150 pounds of sausage off him," Bruce Florence said. "The tenderloin was 5 foot, 10 inches long."
They killed the beast at 9:15 a.m., and by that afternoon Florence said he was eating ribs and sausage, with the tenderloin on the menu for Saturday.
"I had to bump my blood pressure medicine from one to two pills a day, I've eaten so much pork," Florence said with a laugh.
They're also tanning the hide, and Florence said they removed six, five-gallon buckets of fat, just from the hide.*****
And this gem about what to do if a wild pig attacks you:
If you fall or are knocked down, get onto your back with your feet facing the animal, and start kicking rapidly with your feet against the end of the snout or head, making sure that your feet don't get caught in the pig's mouth.*****
Okay! WTF?!
Last but not least, a thrift store clown.
As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.
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Wednesday, February 04, 2015
WTF Wednesday: Groundhogs, Meatballs, Boy in a Teacup
Greetings to Wednesday! Greetings to WTF!
Starting with a couple of WTF internet animals. It's Groundhog week, and Jimmy the Groundhog from Sun Prairie, Wisconsin took his one shining moment and bit the Mayor in the ear.
Here's Rami the stray pitbull-weiner dog from Moultrie, Georgia. I hope his mom was a pitbull. He looks like a sweetheart, he is even scared of cats.
Now for some thrift store treasures: who needs a curling iron?
Ceramic mask covered in feathers?
I love Eddie Rabbitt as much as the next guy. It's the mullet and medallion I am WTFing.
How many meatballs could there possibly be?
Here's a boy in a teacup.
$8?! Have you lost your minds, Goodwill?
This was on the back of a 24x36 framed poster of North Carolina rhododendrons.
It looks like every person in that high energy lounge is about to have an affair.
Shield your eyes, Kid D, and other haters of clowns.
Last but not least, the creepiest doll I have ever seen:
As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.
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Wednesday, January 28, 2015
WTF Wednesday: Pig Pickin, Bikini Frog, Satin Jesus
Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!
Here's a new twist on the term "pig pickin'."
Now a delightful naked person sitting on a cloud of bubbles.
Total babe. Yes.
I don't remember Jesus wearing a white suit with shiny peach necktie, but I guess so.
Last but not least, here is Pouncey giving his WTF face.
As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.
For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf
New WTF this week:
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