nachos alertos

happy birthday bobby huntington!

i hope you have a great day & don't let that punk henry boss you around!

cops love me

10/14/06 3:30PM

Pulled over in Del Mar
Followed for past mile from highway twisting streets neighborhood by
dark shark of roads
patrol car
flashes lights
Officer A. Garcia badge 50-ish
short of course stout aviators khaki
license registration proof of insurance
did i do something wrong?
i'll tell you just as soon as you do what i just said
hand license from wallet
reach to glove box
ehh- it's okay - everything in your name? -the registration?
yeah yeah all me
well heather you know what you're sposta do at a stop sign?
stop
yeahhhh- you rolled through not one but two stop signs usually you see a patrol car behind you people come to complete stop or they been drinking--?
i haven't
Loud beeping sound muffled operator walkietalkie
okay i'm gonna let you go today with just a warning heather
writes my name in all caps in pocket notebook
but you're gonna hafta show some more effort-?
sure yeah okay
okay boots on gravel turn walk back
shaking hands shift to drive
i thought i stopped

how they got there

stats from october 06 kitshickers.com-

Top 20 of 31 Total Search Strings
#	Hits		Search String
1	23	20.35%	ivan drago
2	15	13.27%	sexpanther
3	10	8.85%	kitshickers
4	9	7.96%	her spandex
5	8	7.08%	beaner
6	6	5.31%	ivan%20drago
7	4	3.54%	redteam
8	3	2.65%	trampolines
9	2	1.77%	drago rocky iv
10	2	1.77%	female target
11	2	1.77%	ivan%20drago%20pictures
12	2	1.77%	kickball teams southern california
13	2	1.77%	moose drunk
14	2	1.77%	mooseknuckles
15	2	1.77%	rocky 4 drago
16	2	1.77%	rocky drago
17	2	1.77%	rocky ivan drago
18	2	1.77%	ruggy joesten
19	2	1.77%	tuck-oop scoop-uk
20	2	1.77%	www.kitshickers.com

stats from october 06 vintagevantage.com-

Top 20 of 1153 Total Search Strings
#	Hits		Search String
1	3908	37.00%	vintage t-shirts
2	598	5.66%	steroids
3	495	4.69%	vintage vantage
4	328	3.11%	cowgirl
5	300	2.84%	vintage t shirts
6	298	2.82%	rednecks
7	279	2.64%	mud trucks
8	213	2.02%	vintage tee shirts
9	181	1.71%	tuna
10	168	1.59%	noodling
11	115	1.09%	2 live crew
12	104	0.98%	vintage tshirts
13	97	0.92%	jack johnson
14	93	0.88%	vintage tees
15	80	0.76%	weekend at bernies
16	70	0.66%	vintagevantage
17	69	0.65%	vintage tee
18	61	0.58%	chunky
19	58	0.55%	hoochie
20	57	0.54%	vintage shirts

i want to find the two people who searched for "tuck-oop scoop-uk"

conversation between supermarket produce workers

A: hey i got a invitation on myspace to a party down in TJ

B: i’m good with TJ i got boys in TJ. a friend of yours?

A: naw i don’t know

B: are you gonna go?

A: no i don’t think they like white boys down there

B: it’s cool man i can go with you if you want

A: cool yeah okay

restaurant waste

sell by today
or throw it away
make you some more
a big tub before
the trash men
come empty your tray

enough for an army
or family of five
served all to one
that old principal's wife
and she eats like a bird from benin

fold up your manners
remember your napkin
if asked to say grace
just say
thank you sweet garden
of heavenly bounty
a bountiful heaven on earth
here today
with you all
peaceful blessings
of health and great cheer
let's dig in

simple if then logic

i shouldn't see the driver

not longing haiku 49-55

ignorance is bliss
and yet we're still compelled to
learn at every turn

oh jesus christ god
almighty give me someone
to blame besides me

the toasty warm lives
i imagine for others
are cold & grinding

fertility drugs
blessing the rich with the curse
of the poor masses

if he could live that
long would all Holden's hair turn
gray eventually

cover your bases
with plastic foam padding &
you'll never get home

how long will you just
hide behind your bad choices
and pray for sunshine

guadalajara joe's latest antics!

guadalajara joe does gerardo better than gerardo!

(Gerardo's Rico Suave) Vegoose Contest

tootie's bong

Tootie's Bong

"look here
BONG
BONG
BONG
...
we figured if we couldn't be in the group, at least we'll have the same stuff"

junk on the trunk

i'm on an asian urn

"'Beauty is truth, truth beauty,—that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.'"
- John Keats, "Ode on a Grecian Urn" 1819