Wednesday, January 14, 2009

black widow murder

rolled with the duct tape


kid D said...

i won't turn you in and will provide an alibi if you need one.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the black widow spiders unziped your golf bag and ate the fingers off your glove. Maybe it wasn't lovable Holden. Those black widows are clever and can't be trusted either.

skippy haha said...

thanks kidD, i feel like we could be like thelma & louise of spider killing.

that is a good idea, Anon, and is kind of likely. the golf bag had been in the basement for 8 months, and was rescued a couple weeks ago when a kindhearted man slaughtered with a lacrosse stick the fucking hugest black widow i've ever seen - its body, not including its head was bigger than a quarter - that was hanging on the wall down there. since my clubs are rescued to the upstairs, i don't have anything down there and i don't plan to go in the basement ever again. but it's possible there are maverick black widows in my golf bag and they ate the fingers off my glove. definitely.