Wednesday, October 24, 2007

the polish rifle's bed!

here's the 100% real legit craigslist post for the polish rifle's bed - he's crazy.


Ikea King Size Bed Frame, Black MALM style nice! - $200
Reply to: sale-457995469@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-10-23, 11:27PM PDT


This posting is for a brand new bed frame that can be found here: http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/S69849241

Posting is for the King size version listed at $229.99. We are asking $200 and will include the bed slats (an extra 50 bucks) in the price.

Bed is brand new, but was mistakenly bought for a Cal King matress and couldn't be used. This unfortunate circumstance was not made clear to me until I actually set it up. By then, I had screwed up the packaging beyond reasonable wear and couldn't return it. So buying this from us will save you $80 bucks and the mandatory 3-mile walk inside the labyrinth that is IKEA, the world's first sweedish furniture mega outlet.

One more thing, we lost the instructions. But don't fear...

The guy in the following picture will come over and set up your bed for an additional charge of 1 case of Pabst Genuine Draft, available at most Ralph's grocery stores for $10.99. Money will not be accepted in lieu of PGD.
http://www.kitshickers.com/images/gallery/season5.tlgfeb06/main/DSCN8167.JPG

Also, you can find out more about PGD here: http://www.epinions.com/content_2264703108

Call pat at 858-337-1536 to set up delivery or just respond to this posting.


here's the link - rifle's bed

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Seriously? I'll take it Rifle....can you drive it up to SB? tee hee. and who is he referring to when he says "we"?

skippy haha said...

i'm not sure who the 'we' is but it might include the blonde beaner? baseless rumor alert. maybe it's pauly g?

Anonymous said...

ahhhh hahahahahha....i was going to say the same thing but i thought it might be over the top...but then again...i am usually over the top right ! mappy