Monday, May 14, 2007

wet on arrival

JFK new york sat on the runway
2 hours waiting to take off
arrive in Cincinnati 30 minutes after
my flight the last flight
to asheville left. got hotel
voucher took Marriott shuttle
with 10 other people Delta screwed
one girl about 25 years old
trying to get to Memphis for a funeral
mother and daughter to Louisville
calling for substitute teacher for tomorrow
everybody trying to get home
check into hotel elevator to second floor
turn left to room card out ready to swipe
turn corner & there's the girl going to funeral
outside her room next to mine
with her rolling suitcase next to her
pants around her ankles
squatting in front of her door
peeing
i said 'oh!'
she said 'sorry' & scooted back closer to her door
i said 'that's okay'
she kept peeing
i swiped my door key card
& went in my room

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

love your mother this weekend

going to NY for mother's day & some ALO.

don't worry little brother henry, i'll be home soon

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

photos recentos 2






Monday, May 07, 2007

eight ball acid pocket



nasty

Friday, May 04, 2007

golf bags on the side of the road



Thursday, May 03, 2007

bad nanny

i gleeked on a kid i babysat for and told him it was raining.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

choc'laty chip cookies

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

subarus

asheville, north carolina =

more subaru wagons per capita than anywhere on the planet

Monday, April 30, 2007

hearts & rainbows & unicorns

TO: EVERYBODY

from: Little loveable Lella

Sunday, April 29, 2007

hey buds



Friday, April 27, 2007

flip

to do a flip you have to
trust yourself that you'll
see the horizon again
on the other side
the flip side
because
you can't do a flip
staring at the horizon

Thursday, April 26, 2007

heather must slow down and check her work

does this seem a little rough for a 7-8 year old?


i think things took a turn for the worse with my "social development" when i found out we'd be moving that summer from rhode island to new york.

the last quarter, she enjoyed having me in class because i got 99% on all their stupid standardized tests. i mean give me a break.

the red stamps up top are from chuck e. cheese which gave half off dinner to kids who brought their report cards & had some G's or E's or something like that. the grease marks are from there too.