7 year old bargaining tactics

[Ha Ha Ha}

Dear mom i would like a smelly earesar from thorpes

love,
Loveable
little
Heather

(i remember the ones i got - mint green & looked like a telephone & purple shaped like grapes.)

relief

stopped at a red light on the way to the dermatologist this morning, the four cars behind me smashed into each other in a crushed metal and plastic chain reaction. thank you to the driver of the volvo behind me for hitting your brakes hard enough to not hit me.

my moles are beauty marks! keep em covered & come back in 2 years. he didn't even mention my bruises.

the man who signed in ahead of me at the office was born in 1912. he drove himself to the doctor in a spotless new honda civic and walked tall into the office unaided. he was pretty wrinkled, i think he was there for botox.

i went to pick up my computer with the repaired power supply and the computer at the computer repair shop was broken so they couldn't process credit cards and want me to send a check instead.

it's freezing cold but there was no snow.

bruised & battered

my move yesterday was a success. i drove a 26 foot truck around these winding asheville streets, even backing out of a narrow lane, without hitting anything. two incredibly amazingly nice friends helped me move all my big heavy furniture to my new place, and my arms and legs feel dead and are covered in scrapes, scratches and bruises the size of dill pickles. my back is in a constant state of clench. the toilet in the new place is still a hole in the floor.
i have a few moles i want a dermatologist to look at and say 'beauty marks' so i called to make an appointment back in december and my insurance is so lame they wouldn't let me go to any just any doctor, so i have to go to a male doctor & the earliest appointment they had was for four months later - 815 tomorrow morning. it's supposed to be snowing tomorrow morning. and i am covered in bruises. but i am also fluorescent white which i think is a good time to see the dermatologist about sun spots.

bagel bush

bagel bush, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

either somebody threw a bagel at my house or this is the ultra-rare bagel bush that blooms once every 50 years

what do you put in the fireplace?

farrwood, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

customers

i have sold 3 peanut butter safes so far.
the buyers' last names were van sickle and stoner
swear

Melissa Kaye Bakatsas

Melissa Kaye Bakatsas

Asheville - Melissa Kaye Bakatsas, 38, of 21 Timberlake Drive, Asheville, NC died April 5, 2008. A native of Cobb County, Georgia, she was the daughter of Nicholas E. and Faye Packer Bakatsas.

Kaye was employed as a teacher of Family Consumer Science at A C Reynolds High School. She was a member of Holy Trinity Greek Orthodox Church in Asheville. She was a graduate of University of Georgia and received her Masters degree from Western Carolina University.

Kaye loved the outdoors, animals and she was especially close to her mom, dad and her only brother Steve. Teaching was the joy of her life and she had acquired many friends due to her ability to embrace life. Her motto in life was take it easy.

A Trisagion Prayer Service will be held in the Chapel of Morris Funeral Home, 304 Merrimon Ave., on Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 1:00 PM with the Rev. Fr. Demetrius Iliou officiating. Burial will be Friday, April 11, 2008 in Atlanta, GA.

Condolences may be sent through the website at www.Morrisfamilyfuneralhome.com

asheville citizen-times


kaye was also the fastest female to play kickball in asheville, always smiling, genuine, compassionate, warm and friendly, she was the first person to hug me in this town. after meeting her last year for the first time at kickball, she gave me a big old southern hug in the parking lot. gone too soon, rest in peace my friend.

shoot asheville

where's cesar milan?

walking nacho last night

my shoe came untied

i said "nacho, SIT" and put his leash on the ground and knelt down to tie my shoe

nacho kept standing, his tail wagging slapping me in the face

i said "NACHO SIT DUDE"

no sitting, wagged in the face with the tail

i said "nacho good boy"

syndrome

i got kidnapped in stockholm...and i loved it!

a lot of nothing

no uhauls available this weekend
computer repair said the fan on the motherboard broke and has fried the motherboard
tried to switch to gmail and it is not working and i DONT HAVE THE FUCKING PATIENCE
crying at the public library

chaos

no progress on toilet/bathroom in new house

a friend of mine that i played kickball with here in asheville died this weekend from complications from her diabetes, her memorial is tomorrow. she was in her mid-30's.

want a cave

not gay josh

notgayjosh1, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

i made this a couple years ago, i think it's still applicable, the fellas go ga-ga for this guy

athens 4 5 08

athens4508, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

tea leaf green played at the 40 watt in athens last night, and brought the fuego start to finish. allie kral from cornmeal came out to fiddle on the "devil's pay" encore & it was one of the most rousing musical performances i've had the great fortune to witness. i hope if i'm lucid on my deathbed that memory comes back. total joseph campbell unity connection moment. josh clark and trevor garrod are just amazingly creative musicians, i can't praise this band and the people who keep them on the road enough, it's an all-star family of genuine sincere gritty hardworking prodigies.

now for crap news, my computer melted this morning when i turned it on, i actually smell burning rubber. 1 year old. ridiculous. computer repair's not open til tomorrow. i might get a mac. does everybody who has a mac love it? should i need a new computer every 6 months? i'd like to beat it with a golf club.

kitchen living room

kitchen living room, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

i seriously love the wallpaper

toilet

toilet, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

here's the one and only toilet in my new house.

i met the carpenter who is fixing it, and he was very nice and tidy and competent and said it should be done in a few days.

the healthy hippie

hop on over to healthyhippie.net for a real good time.

they are incredibly cool people and dish out all kinds of tips on what to eat and how to make it, great new music and show reviews, how to fix and build your house, how to care for your furry friends, MANTRAS to help you through your daily quagmire, just all around good info.

you can sign up for the free email newsletter, and you can subscribe to their bitchin new magazine (100% recycled, with plant-based ink) coming out this spring.

here's the healthy hippie taraleigh interviewing mike rempel from the band lotus about how he stays healthy on the road.



solar power turns her ON!

bread eating champion

bread eating champion, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

i eat bread faster than you

bodybuilding & physics

bodybuilding & physics, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

here's a nice thing jim reilly made for me in physics class 15 years ago. i had just started throwing the shot put for the track team. today is his birthday.

rainbow wheel-o

original wheelo

nacholden

nacholden, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

they like experimenting with peanut butter

if I had an air-o-plane i still couldnt make it on time

i am making soup for the first time. i put vegetable broth & a bunch of cut up vegetables and spices in the crock pot on low this morning.

i am going tomorrow afternoon to pick up the keys to my new place. it is half the size of this place, i am going to measure to see what will fit. it is fenced on one side, i might try to fence the other three. it doesn't have a washer or dryer, i might get a compact washer & clothesline for summer at least.

i am not moving my furniture for a couple weeks, i have both places til the end of april, i can't believe it's been over a year since i moved to asheville, i'm very glad i did.

i have been doing a lot of research and development and experimenting with the peanut butter jar safes, finally getting down to a set process and procedure and tools and method that are the easiest and make the best hidden jar safes most efficiently. it's still an art not a science yet. i thought of a slogan - your safe is secret with me.
here's the laboratory under the watchful eye of a city councilman who thinks the place smells like an amsterdam hash bar.

frosty beer man

our old friend helps your beers stay cold while you make fun of duke, michigan, the yankees, the cowboys, and jeff gordon. they also have the brilliant 'krzyzewski ain't krzyzt' shirt.



frosty beer man

go tar heels!

play count today

bambivalent

if you can't say something nice say something nice about something else

WHY DO THIS?!?!

i spackled sausages to a hostel door in sydney australia.

it was july 2000 (australian winter), i was there for 5 weeks to study health law & professional responsibility with about 30 other american law students.

it was sausage links from the dining room attached with vegemite & it was small & tasteful and said "EXTRAORDINARY" (any photos have been tragically lost in a disposable camera neglect accident.)

the room's occupant sent an email to everybody in the group the next day titled 'petty vandals,' and it was extraordinary, recounting when the maid, emerelda, found it, thinking it was human fecal matter, yelled at him: "WHY DO THIS?!?!"

the reason we did this was the room's occupant was perceived to be haughty & pretentious, and took himself extremely seriously, not unlike many law students, using 50 cent words such as 'extraordinary' during class for no reason. and rather than be caring compassionate people and ignore this, his door was hit.

8 years later i'm not really that sorry. is this a character flaw? righteousness? playground bullying? the maid had to clean the same amount as wiping a plate, and while in reality it only caused him to take himself more seriously, it made sense at the time. and i'm pretty sure pretentiousness is a force worth fighting.

two faced

two faced, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

do you have the cojones to paint the front of your house one color, the sides another? i think this is beautiful.

yes it is

is this the punchline?

white after easter or memorial day

happy spring

happy spring, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

easter egg tree

easter egg tree, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

out with the old, in with the new

sprung modelfesting

today is the first day of spring, though you can't tell by the 36 degree temperature right now.

it is also the day of modelfest, where kindly people come over, take their shirts off, put on shirts that other people have thrown away, have their photo taken, and do it again.

it is always a good time, and always a lot of work.

here are a couple gems of the past:











in the next few weeks, these shirts will find their way to the top shelf or eBay. some of them are unconscionably expensive, but the code 'skippyhaha' gets 40% off, and they really are the coolest shirts of all time.

black thread

black thread, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

mentalblocks

mentalblocks, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

bust those suckers

bastard people

no sixth anniversary

tree

tree, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

can safes

can safes, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

the bottom of each of these cans unscrews, revealing a secret jar inside perfect for stashing money, jewels, whatever valuables you may have.

buy or bid on eBay or email me to buy one outside of eBay.

they are the world's luckiest diversion safes. each one blessed by the 'cops love me' cop.

*also, anybody who would like to donate their cans and jars to me for this ongoing project, i would be eternally grateful. reduce, reuse, recycle. i'm looking for (1) wide-mouth glass jars with lids and no onion smells, (2) cans with the bottom cut off - *and cut along the height of the cylinder, not around the inside circle of the top* and labels intact and their cut-off bottoms, and (3) plastic peanut butter jars with tops and labels.

secret to survivin

crunchy top fish - scallop delight

crunchy top fish - scallop delight, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

raining bunny's and bears in rhode island

Raining bunny's + bears in Rhode Island
One day on April 30th 1967 at 11 thirdy P.M. it started raining bunnys + bears everyone looked out their windows and my mom caught a bunny. it was white with pink ears and a stubby tan tail. I kept him in my room. But when it stopped 2 hours later there was bunny's + bear's every where! In the morning My mom + dad and I tried to get to McDonalds but we squished to many bears + bunny's.

our gay apparel

the truth

i just paid $182 for a stranger to pull a chicken bone out of my dog's ass.

home in the evening still got nothing to say

if any song is worth hearing 8 times in a row it may be this.



hidden track

vote for the best one, listen to tea leaf green.

joseph campbell and the grateful dead

i posted this to another site about a year ago, and want to resurrect it here.

i've been reading a couple of joseph campbell's books & a biography lately and came across this quote of his yesterday in "The Hero's Journey" a kind of autobiographical conversation book Campbell did during the last years of his life where he went over the main points of his lectures and life's work that he'd done on mythology, symbols, dreams, etc. which is all summed up nicely in this book & PBS series, The Power of Myth.

"The next great, proud moment was when Mickey Hart and Bob Weir come along and tell me I've helped them. Well, I never -- the rock music never appealed to me at all. It was largely monotonous, it seemed to me. Then they invited Jean [his wife] and me to an event in Oakland that just became a dance revelation. I got something there that made me note that this is magic. And it's magic for the future...

They hit a level of humanity that makes everybody at one with each other. It doesn't matter about this race thing, this age thing, I mean, everything else dropped out. The wonderful thing was, compared to the Hitler rallies that you see in the film that were used to a political purpose, here it was just the experience of the identity of everybody with everybody else.

I was carried away in a rapture. And so I am a Deadhead now..."

In February of 1985, Campbell had attended a Grateful Dead concert and below are his comments from that experience.

Joseph Campbell :

"The Deadheads are doing the dance of life and this I would say, is the answer to the atom bomb."

"I had a marvelous experience two nights ago. I was invited to a rock concert. ( laughter in the audience) I'd never seen one. This was a big hall in Berkeley and the rock group were the Grateful Dead, whose name, by the way, is from the Egyptian Book of the Dead. And these are very sophisticated boys. This was news to me.

Rock Music has never seemed that interesting to me. It's very simple and the beat is the same old thing. But when you see a room with 8000 young people for five hours going through it to the beat of these boys ... The genius of these musicians- these three guitars and two wild drummers in the back... The central guitar, Bob Weir, just controls this crowd and when you see 8000 kids all going up in the air together... Listen, this is powerful stuff! And what is it? The first thing I thought of was the Dionysian festivals, of course. This energy and these terrific instruments with electric things that zoom in... This is more than music. It turns something on in here (the heart?). And what it turns on is life energy. This is Dionysus talking through these kids. Now I've seen similar manifestations, but nothing as innocent as what I saw with this bunch. This was sheer innocence. And when the great beam of light would go over the crowd you' d see these marvelous young faces in sheer rapture- for five hours! Packed together like sardines! Eight thousand of them! Then there was an opening in the back with a series of panel windows and you look out and there's a whole bunch in another hall, dancing crazy. This is a wonderful fervent loss of self in the larger self of a homogeneous community. This is what it is all about!

It reminded me of Russian Easter. Down in New York we have a big Russian Cathedral. You go there on Russian Easter at midnight and you hear Kristos anesti! Christ is Risen! Christ is Risen! It's almost as good as a rock concert. (laughter) It has the same kind of life feel. When I was in Mexico City at the Cathedral of the Virgin of Guadeloupe, there it was again. In India, in Puri, at the temple of the Jagannath- that means the lord of the Moving World- the same damn thing again. It doesn't matter what the name of the God is, or whether its a rock group or a clergy. It's somehow hitting that chord of realization of the unity of God in you all, that's a terrific thing and it just blows the rest away."

live music is the best.

greenlife minestrone

greenlife minestrone, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

this is the minestrone soup at greenlife grocery. it is hot and spicy and so full of vegetables it's almost nuts. on a cold day there's no beating it.

wtc hole

wtc hole, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

ground zero, six and a half years later

the med

the med, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

the mediterranean snack bar, huntington village, since 1974

henry

henry, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

home alone

i left the house at 9:30 thursday morning, and returned today (sunday) around 3PM. my wonderful neighbor was supposed to come over twice a day to feed holden & nacho and let them go outside, and she forgot. she has been traveling all over the country and accidentally deleted the cell phone reminders she'd set for herself and has been visiting a sick friend in the hospital, and i didn't call her before i left to make sure it was still on her radar, so the pups were inside the house for over three days with no food. she was completely beside herself inconsolable with sorrow when i called her and we realized what happened. i am just happy the pups didn't turn cannibal on each other. there was still water left in their bowl and they are completely fine and romping around happy as clams. a couple dusty accidents on the sun room carpet, and it's like nothing even happened - it's like they were on a 3-day fast. she just came over really upset, but felt better once she saw that the dogs are absolutely a-ok.

punk

punk, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

henry, i'm on my way, little bro.

if you're looking for things to do online this weekend, how about those sweet photos at jay archibald and zenography?

and this site is completely fascinating - designed breakdown