Thursday, February 02, 2012
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
carolina vs. nc state: starting 5: smile ratio
all of unc basketball starting 5 headshots are smiling, some broadly.
none of nc state's are.
i wonder if it correlates to player happiness.
i wonder if it correlates to campus happiness.
i wonder if it correlates to player talent.
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
hunger and whistling
i am hungry.
for the first time in 5 days.
which makes me ecstatic!
i don't know if it was stomach virus, flu, or food poisoning. all i know is that i've had no appetite since last thursday. frowing up, spare you the details, bad news. my last meal was probably the culprit but since there's no way to *really* know the cause, i'm just going to look at the last thing i ate and whistle.
[looks at picture above and whistles] [goddamn you taco truck chicken]
this was a trick of my great late grandfather named flops. when he wanted to blame somebody, he would say "i'm not going to name any names, i'm just going to look at the person who did it and whistle." and then he would look at somebody in the room and whistle.
Labels:
asheville,
fambly,
food,
olden days,
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Thursday, January 19, 2012
i'm gonna git you worm
i babysat for a total of 1.75 hours today and felt like i deserve to funnel a case of beer and get $5000.
how the HELL do you people with kids do it?
how do you wash your hands while holding a baby? i was covered in milk, water, soap, baby fart medicine. after not even two hours. with one 7 month old adorable sweet boy who didn't fuss one time. not even a fuss face one time. and still i can't imagine tending to him 24/7.
congratulations, parents! you have all my respect.
Monday, January 16, 2012
Saturday, January 14, 2012
happy birthday kelvin
i wish he could revert to this age for a few minutes just so i could rumple his hair and squeeze his cheeks!
i have also witnessed him speak to an owl. he made an owl noise and a great owl swooped in and landed on a branch 20 feet away.
***** ALSO - please head over to his website: wnc debt law - he helps people having financial trouble in western north carolina (seems to be about everybody today) and blogs often about how to f your bank before your bank f's you.
two things i would like to share: he was a superstar pitcher in his youth and struck out a-rod with 3 pitches one time in a florida high school championship game. yes that a-rod. 3 pitches!
Labels:
celebrate,
happy birthday,
love,
olden days
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Thursday, January 12, 2012
Monday, January 09, 2012
retriever reunion
get out your kleenex.
golden retriever squeals with joy at seeing her mom for the first time in a year.
her mom was in afghanistan.
Saturday, January 07, 2012
Thursday, January 05, 2012
vet expansion
the dogs' vet is undergoing a massive expansion. doubling in size. it was already nicer than my own doctor in there.
on one hand i think it's great the dogs can get top notch care right around the corner.
on the other hand, i think those fuckers must be overcharging.
Labels:
asheville,
confrontation,
crazy,
photo,
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Wednesday, January 04, 2012
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