once in a while you can get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Thursday, December 25, 2008
the holidays are here and we're still at war
lookin for someone to set us free
a king with fists like muhammad ali
merry christmas from the early 80's
me: flying reindeer! on my roof! tonight!
chris: presents! presents! presents!
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
footwarmers
i thought i hated cats. howard is henry's brother and a sweet kitten who likes to snuggle and doesn't act like a sneaky liar who is merely tolerating my presence. i would still run one over with my car to avoid an accident, but he's melting my lump of coal heart. they sat like this on my feet for an hour this afternoon while i read.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
way happier
other good news - i am dogsitting another dog named henry this week & he is the same colors and a good boy too
other good news, holden will look like hannibal lecter with his cage muzzle mask and might turn from world's wussiest to more studly, he will at least look very scary
so fucking sick
he threw up his dinner last night undigested
i stayed up all night convinced he'd eaten something cloth and deciding to put him to sleep
i can't deal with this
compulsively obsessive dog has to be watched every damn second
i took him to the vet when they opened & they x-rayed him & saw something in his stomach and not yet in his intestines, and gave him the amorphine shot and he threw up two fucking socks
i have no idea where he got them, they were not mine - i guess out in the yard.
$300 of dog puke later here i am
i am going to hell but i wish he had died
i can't deal with this anymore
does anybody want a free dog?
i am serious.
i can't afford a dog like this anymore. mentally i can't.
Sunday, December 21, 2008
nacho dock
the days are getting longer again
that wasn't so bad
Saturday, December 20, 2008
my face hurts squirrel
this was deemed "mucho mucho demasiado" for myfacehurts.com
but i don't think it's that terrible
they're bushy tailed rats
brains the size of a raisin
i went through a time in high school where i killed at least a dozen birds, squirrels, chipmunks with my car in the span of a month but haven't killed any in years.
i don't brake for them though. a girl i knew in college with a huge gash scar across her forehead and eye and nose from braking for a squirrel cured me of that. i see her face and don't brake. i brake for people, dogs and maaaaybe a cat if there was no oncoming traffic.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
whiny notes
somebody in my neighborhood had a duffel bag stolen out of his yard. he proceeded to cut up cartons and write melodramatic guilt-trip paragraphs and taped them to telephone poles. the person who took his bag wishes they had a grandma who would give them nice things. get real jackass.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
just one step after the next
"Mountains should be climbed with as little effort as possible and without desire. The reality of your own nature should determine the speed. If you become restless, speed up. If you become winded, slow down. You climb the mountain in an equilibrium between restlessness and exhaustion. Then, when you're no longer thinking ahead, each footstep isn't just a means to an end but a unique event in itself. This leaf has jagged edges. This rock looks loose. From this place the snow is less visible, even though closer. These are things you should notice anyway. To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountain which sustain life, not the top. Here's where things grow.
But of course, without the top you can't have any sides. It's the top that defines the sides. So on we go...we have a long way...no hurry...just one step after the next...with a little Chautauqua for entertainment. ...Mental reflection is so much more interesting than TV it's a shame more people don't switch over to it. They probably think what they hear is unimportant but it never is."
- Robert M. Pirsig - Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
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