i got a friend named jack

cutest cleaner

watch a pug clean your computer screen!

grim reality

if you go out to dinner with some folks and order two big pizzas but only eat one and want to bring the other one home with you, but want to go for a couple drinks before going home, and don't want the onion pizza to sit in the car for that time, and you put the pizza on top of the hood of your car in a parking lot off the main street, and you expect to go back to it and find a) your pizza and/or b) a party of disney cartoon animals (bluebird, deer, hedgehog, etc) on your hood feasting on the pizza, you will be sorely disappointed.

learning to knit

learning to knit, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

mappy camper is teaching me how to knit! woop woop!

megafun

going to pick up the mappy camper in charlotte, getting ready for a week of MEGA-FUN! obviously.

heart nose

heart nose, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

worst idea

BILF onesies

rock groups and singers

rock groups, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

my first true loves, valentine's day 1984, second grade

Febuary 14, 1984
"Rock groups and singers"

Romanticks Micheal Jackson
Vanheilen Paul McArtney
Quiet Riot Cindi Lauper
The Police
Nena
Duran Duran

vegas tradeshow

vegas tradeshow, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

where t-shirt gold meets its middlemen

late night remodeling

late night remodeling, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

buying a house is a huge deal. fixing it up completely by yourself is also a huge deal. i am highly impressed with the remodeling talents of my friends in asheville. they are able to do all the plumbing, electricity, and master carpenter wooodworking by themselves.
here brian paints his new kitchen ceiling with a long roller at 1am and admires the electricity that will be an under-the-cabinet light.

pornography

pornography, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

hardcore

leash injury

leash injury, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

if you have a dog on a retractable leash and the dog starts hopping and bounding towards another oncoming dog, do not grab the cord of the leash hoping to stop the dog.