tea leaf green webcast from knitting factory 3/10/06

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ORDER PIZZA

ORDER PIZZA

by, William O. Johnson

We have company coming over

and I don't feel like cookng,

it's late and I'm a little hungry.

Friends drop by unannounced, no problem ORDER PIZZA!

A sleep over with a house full of kids,

The game is on and no time for sandwiches.

The Boy Scout Troop has about twenty-five kids,

no problem, ORDER PIZZA!
What can I take to the party?
How many pieces should I bring?
I need a dish for the potluck,

no problem ORDER PIZZA!
Vegetarian, Cheese or the Works, it doesn't matter

neither of these will hurt,

Thick crust, thin crust,

Deep dish or that hand tossed stuff on TV

ORDER PIZZA!

It's a very convenient dish,

not just for you but also for me

ORDER PIZZA!

No matter what the occasion,

there's always kids around,

and if not you have a midnight snack,

now who could argue with that? ORDER PIZZA!
It will get you out of a jam,

trust me I know,

PIZZA IS WHAT I AM.

GO AHEAD ORDER PIZZA!

another man's treasure

i have to estimate the value of my t-shirts for a moving company and i say 400 shirts x $50 each = $20,000.00



i think that's a conservative estimate, some are worth hundreds. nevermind the fact that somebody threw them away at one point. you should see the yellows.

HealthNet is the Devil

Anyone ever considering health insurance, DO NOT USE HEALTHNET.

They will charge you insanely high premiums.

They will not allow you to go to nice doctors that your friends recommend.

They will force you to go to a doctor in a dirty trailer in the ghetto, specializing in AIDS patients with outdated equipment and stains on the walls and ceiling.

They will refuse to pay that doctor because they inexplicably assigned you to a medical group 600 miles away.

They will put you on hold and transfer you around the company for 47 minutes (including hanging up on you) before telling you they will not pay for the
"unauthorized charges."

I will pay for the goddamn doctor and lab fees or else my credit will take a hit.

HealthNet is terrible.

HealthNet is awful.

From Idiotic Customer Service to Third Rate Doctors to not paying for any services, it's been one nightmare after another for 5 years with them.

I wash my hands of HealthNet and jump happily and healthily into the loving arms of Blue Cross.

happy birthday lisa!

happy birthday to lisa my panda in crime - hope you have a swell day in the queen city & there are so many good times around the bend!



it seems like everybody i know and love has a birthday right around now - must be cosmic forces at work!

adios dinner

even though they ignored our reservation, and ignored us, and stuffed us at a table for 8, and microwaved our food, and called ranch dressing 'special jalapeno white sauce,' the kitshickers had a bueno tiempo at cafe coyote in old town last night.

margaritas muy grandes


que bella!


miracle jefe!

i love you guys! !MUCHAS GRACIAS!

she had a tongue like a bullfrooooog!

time again for everybody's favorite video - the drunkumentary!


steely toed capitan got some great footage of wheels chipotle and amazingly they are still friends.

happy birthday beth & cv-3-1!

two of the world's greatest people celebrate a birthday today!

beth the double axle foley



and it's wild chris greenlover



wish i could be with both or either of you for today's funfestivities - have super days & then go head & have super years.

alfred w. fielding

trying to make plastic wallpaper with paper backing didn't work, but from that failure came - bubblewrap!


(read the article)

fed ex arrow

i looked at the fed ex logo hundreds of times before i saw the white arrow pointing right between the e & the x. keep looking til it pops out like a schooner.

santa barbara rocks

i went up to santa barbara this weekend with mappy & hippie & sparkplug for the solutions for dreamers - heal the ocean - ALO - Michael Franti - fest with a guadalajara joe cherry on top & SB has to be the most trippyfun place on the west coast or at least the world.

i did a terrible job of picture-taking but here are a few -

holden in hillcrest - kelsey & magic gnaw bones -


guadalajara joe @ green room + smoke machine


mappy camper leads us in underwater happy birthday!


we're funky & proud!


adios sb





super-rickety san clemente pier


total fun

happy birthday mappy camper!

you're a superstar! so glad i get to celebrate with you this weekend!