jesus loves you greeting card ca. 1982

my grandma carolina was an artist and she made some churchy greeting cards later in life, including this "jesus loves you" one, which i drew a couple of bears on.

frosty

two roads converged
in a darkened wood
two paths intersected
we dreamed that they could

the space wasn't wide enough
as often's the case
what starts as a journey
turns into a race
that has no big winner
just losers' disgrace
& slowly but surely
the furious pace
takes what was together
and kills it with space

two roads diverged
in a yellow wood
two paths redirected
we knew that they could

vv greatest hits

going through some dusty folders, i found a few interesting pics from the early days of vintage vantage:


cape cod?


cape tuna.

consider bangs for your children

just like on oprah

fluff hunt 2001

what do you do when you're in chapel hill, north carolina, and you really need a fluffernutter? with real fluff, not marshmallow creme? you pick up another yankee friend at 11PM on a school night, both put on 2XXL denver broncos t-shirts and thermal legging pants and start driving.

first - west to greensboro. fluff at food lion? (click to see)


keep going west, fluff in winston-salem?


not looking good going west, we know they have it in maryland, let's head back towards the coast. huge fires on the side of the road:


fluff in roanoke, virgina?


fluff in baltimore, maryland?


that's the real stuff there:


what a rush


his name is jeff, he was a sous chef-


a couple of fluffernutters in the car and it's back to chapel hill. somebody's house fell off its trailer:

the end.

happy birthday panda kelly

wonderin if she'd changed at all

4 haikus

if nobody else
will do it sometimes you have
to call your own bluff

quiet through the week
weekends come washing machines
hoses drills vacuums

everybody has
secrets or is it just they're
too lazy to share

what more do i seek
will anything be enough
but the greenest grass

the basstards

the basstards play for deaf people, because the basstards aren't great at music, but deaf people only hear the drums & bass, and the basstards can play those well enough.

omg a real amish family

taken in balboa park about a month ago, the mom totally caught me:

first checkbook register