Showing posts with label halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label halloween. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Easy Funny Vintage Halloween Costumes


The world does not need another Sexy Black Cat this Halloween. Be different! Be funny! Be comfortable!

1. Be a Physics Team Coach. (wear goggles, carry magnets).


http://www.skippyhaha.com/shop/physics-teacher-coach-wtf-tee/


2.  Be Owner of the World's Cutest Cat. (carry stuffed animal, or real animal, or photo album).


https://www.etsy.com/listing/167657865/t-shirt-vintage-80s-owner-of-worlds


3. Be a Chop Stix Express Delivery Person. (wear an Asian hat and carry a box of chow mein).


4. Be Michael Jackson from "Beat It"  (no one wants to be defeated).




5. Be a Brand New Grandma.


https://www.etsy.com/listing/196492106/vintage-90s-t-shirt-brand-new-grandma


6. Be a Beauty Pageant Contestant. (wear a big wig and a tiara, carry a dozen carnations).




7. Be a Senior Olympian - Elderly athlete in the Haywood County Senior Games: (green) 


https://www.etsy.com/listing/166085803/vintage-70s-t-shirt-haywood-county


and/or red for a two person cosutme:


https://www.etsy.com/listing/170905091/vintage-70s-t-shirt-haywood-county


8. Be a Concessions Monitor (check/take everybody's drinks).


https://www.etsy.com/listing/69046415/vintage-80s-chesapeake-jubilee


9. Be an Oscar Mayer Hot Dog salesperson. (carry a bag of buns).




10. Be a Mall Walker (Wear wind pants and wrist weights). (Another one available here for a funny 2 person costume).


https://www.etsy.com/listing/163689427/vintage-tee-shirt-80s-soft-mall-walkers


11. Be a Football Quarterback.


http://www.skippyhaha.com/shop/70s-football-jersey-quarterback/


12. Be the Captain and Admiral of the "Breezy" yacht. Easy funny Two Person Halloween Costume:

These costumes are easy, quick, cheap, comfortable, and reusable, and it won't take you 10 minutes to remove them to take a piss.

Happy Halloween!