Thursday, June 13, 2013

is that a dildo?

the river is kind of a trash can. especially after heavy rains, it's easy to find things like plastic bags, nerf balls, socks, hubcaps, and makeup brushes washed upon the banks.

the other night we were down there throwing balls for the dogs and saw what looked like a dildo bobbing around in a little cove. it was skin colored. it was phallic. it was floating. what the hell else could it be? a paint roller? we were flummoxed.


reenactment featuring curious pouncey as a puppy
do you want to know what it was?

it wasn't a dildo!




it looked like a dildo though, didn't it?










do you really want to know?










okay!






it was a baby doll arm!




3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's a very interesting river.

skippy haha said...

you got that right. never the same!

kid D said...

both are equally frightening when seen floating down a river.