Wednesday, October 06, 2010

airplane etiquette


1. if you have the window or aisle seat, do not take the middle armrest.
2. if you sneeze, cover your mouth with your arm or a tissue
3. if you shoot snot out of your mouth or nose when you sneeze, don't wipe your hands on the tray table/wall
4. do not eat 6 oz. of curry before boarding

2 comments:

phil said...

5. Don't put a pillow on the center armrest and pretend that its for my benefit.

6. Don't put your bare feet up on the bulkhead in front of you, rub it, then eat with your bare hands without washing.

7. Don't jam your feet/knee past the neutral zone.

kid D said...

ugh, i concur.