Wednesday, June 07, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Spraytan Jesus, Airbrushed Pig


Hai Wednesday! Hai WTF!

Yesterday was Sugarhoney's 3rd birthday - coincidence? 

hbd honey


Hai, people holding lambs!

lamb holders


This one's actually pretty good. 

salmon


Hai, husky dog piggy bank!

husky piggy bank


Hai, spray tan Jesus!

jesus


Hai, animal family picture!

animal famiy picture


Last but not least, made in China, Hai airbrushed pig with American flag on its butt!

usa pig


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Fake Ice Cream, Towelephant


Bonjour Wednesday! Bonjour WTF!

Bonjour, cherub riding a pair of dolphins!

dolphin riding cherub


Bonjour, toothpick!

toothpick


Bonjour, Goldsboro!

goldsboro


Adieu, Goldsboro!

goldsboro back

Bonjour, happy flautist!

song of the seashore


Bonjour, fake ice cream sundae!

fake ice cream sundae


I think you are a candle, but flame next to plastic straws?

fake ice cream


Bonjour, Tiffy!

tiffy


Bonjour, bowling frog!

bowling frog


Bonjor, warrior sitting on a bear in Reebok high tops!

reebok hitops


Bonjour, baby in a pile of hats!

baby fireman


Last but not least, bonjour, wig-wearing towelephant!

towelephant



 As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:




https://www.etsy.com/listing/518384294/90s-vintage-t-shirt-too-close-you-can

https://www.etsy.com/listing/518784010/vintage-60s-football-jersey-weak-for-you

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Pienis Cream Cookies


Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!

We had a bunch of people over here Sunday for Mother's Day brunch. 

About halfway through, two sweet, hilarious, creative boys, age 6 and 8, asked me to help turn on the typewriter. They were gleeful about typing a story, so gleeful in fact that I took a picture to document their glee.

Typewriter


After everybody left, I found ripped up pieces of paper thrown like confetti around the desk chair in my office. 

I taped them back together and a masterpiece (masterpienis) began to emerge...voila! Jhon with Hispienis Cream Cookies!

Jhon with hispienis cream cookies

JHON WITH HISPIENIS CREAM COOKIES

CHAPTER ONE

PIENIS CREAM COOKIES

ONE DAY JHON SAW SOME COOKIES THEY WERE THE KIND WAS PIENIS
CREAM ON THE COVER OF THE CAN IT HAD A PIENIS. HE ATE ONE OF
THE COOKIES IT TASTED LIKE PIENISIS. 

CHAPTER TWO

PINISIS INSIDE
 **********

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Thursday, May 11, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Come at Me Bro Jesus, Spooning for You


Greetz Wednesday (Thursday)! Greetz WTF!

There was a major hailstorm in Denver this week and next day spotted this guy driving with a shattered windshield and a dozen new windshields in his pickup truck. 

windshields


As I was turning left next to this Chihuahua covered Intruder, it promptly intruded into my lane and I had to slam on the brakes and horn.

intruder


Indianapolis with China, Enormous Japan, and Russia looming on the horizon.

indianapolis


I heart beanies. 

i heart beanies


Greetz, overhead projector presentation!

presentation


Greetz, doll! 

bald


Somebody could use an eyeshadow tutorial. 

eyeshadow


Greetz, beakless rooster spooning for you and your rings! 

spooning for you


Greetz, powder pig! 

powder pig


Greetz, candle blower and gilded otter head!

candle blower

Last but not least, greetz, Come At Me Bro Jesus!

come at me bro jesus


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Pens of Pencils, Chia Romney


Hey Wednesday! Hey WTF!

Hey bead face jester!

bead face clown

Hey drum clown!

drum clown

Hey naked man behind kid with 3 swim rings!

naked dad

Hey palm trees and teddy bears glued to a sea shell!

florida shell

Hey bowling trophy/ashtray combo!

bowling ashtray

Hey cross-eyed cat and curious clown frame!

crosseyed cat

Hey pens of pencils!

pens of pencils

Hey calisthenics Raggedys!

calisthenics raggedys


So a German shepherd, a beagle, a Lab, and a panda bear walk into a bar...

3 dogs and a panda

Last but not least, hey Chia Romney!

chia romney


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Pig in a Bucket, Deer in a Vase


Hola Wednesday! Hola WTF!

Hola pig in an apple bucket!

pig in a bucket


You'd see 'em wearin' their baggies, Huarache sandals too, a bushy bushy blond hairdo...

huarache sandals too

 Hola polka clown!

polka clown


Hola, bunny holding a blanket with a mushroom stuck on his head!

mushroom bunny


Hola, snickering squirrel!

squirrel


Last but not least, hola deer stuck inside a vase!

deer in a vase


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week: