clark, what do you need a hammer for?

nacho sheds

hound dog

you said you was high class

a couple from the midwest

back from a great two days in madison and chicago!

kitshickers in the madion concourse, photo: parttown

come in peace and seek out your cheese, who is fun to have on roadtrips?

our hero & the warrior king

who else would change channels at the airport but chicago city cops on segways?

good times!

happy anniversary mom & dad!

i hope your day is more fun than a shrimp convention in texas!


i'm headed to the midwest & that oven mitt made of cheese they call wisconsin for the weekend!

seeds

if you dumped some kind of organic seeds (fruit, vegetable, grass, tree, or) onto landfills would good prevail

smog

jj wanted something 'the colors of the sunset'



i made some california smog




which will color the sunset till it's gone

nachos alertos

happy birthday bobby huntington!

i hope you have a great day & don't let that punk henry boss you around!

cops love me

10/14/06 3:30PM

Pulled over in Del Mar
Followed for past mile from highway twisting streets neighborhood by
dark shark of roads
patrol car
flashes lights
Officer A. Garcia badge 50-ish
short of course stout aviators khaki
license registration proof of insurance
did i do something wrong?
i'll tell you just as soon as you do what i just said
hand license from wallet
reach to glove box
ehh- it's okay - everything in your name? -the registration?
yeah yeah all me
well heather you know what you're sposta do at a stop sign?
stop
yeahhhh- you rolled through not one but two stop signs usually you see a patrol car behind you people come to complete stop or they been drinking--?
i haven't
Loud beeping sound muffled operator walkietalkie
okay i'm gonna let you go today with just a warning heather
writes my name in all caps in pocket notebook
but you're gonna hafta show some more effort-?
sure yeah okay
okay boots on gravel turn walk back
shaking hands shift to drive
i thought i stopped

how they got there

stats from october 06 kitshickers.com-

Top 20 of 31 Total Search Strings
#	Hits		Search String
1	23	20.35%	ivan drago
2	15	13.27%	sexpanther
3	10	8.85%	kitshickers
4	9	7.96%	her spandex
5	8	7.08%	beaner
6	6	5.31%	ivan%20drago
7	4	3.54%	redteam
8	3	2.65%	trampolines
9	2	1.77%	drago rocky iv
10	2	1.77%	female target
11	2	1.77%	ivan%20drago%20pictures
12	2	1.77%	kickball teams southern california
13	2	1.77%	moose drunk
14	2	1.77%	mooseknuckles
15	2	1.77%	rocky 4 drago
16	2	1.77%	rocky drago
17	2	1.77%	rocky ivan drago
18	2	1.77%	ruggy joesten
19	2	1.77%	tuck-oop scoop-uk
20	2	1.77%	www.kitshickers.com

stats from october 06 vintagevantage.com-

Top 20 of 1153 Total Search Strings
#	Hits		Search String
1	3908	37.00%	vintage t-shirts
2	598	5.66%	steroids
3	495	4.69%	vintage vantage
4	328	3.11%	cowgirl
5	300	2.84%	vintage t shirts
6	298	2.82%	rednecks
7	279	2.64%	mud trucks
8	213	2.02%	vintage tee shirts
9	181	1.71%	tuna
10	168	1.59%	noodling
11	115	1.09%	2 live crew
12	104	0.98%	vintage tshirts
13	97	0.92%	jack johnson
14	93	0.88%	vintage tees
15	80	0.76%	weekend at bernies
16	70	0.66%	vintagevantage
17	69	0.65%	vintage tee
18	61	0.58%	chunky
19	58	0.55%	hoochie
20	57	0.54%	vintage shirts

i want to find the two people who searched for "tuck-oop scoop-uk"

conversation between supermarket produce workers

A: hey i got a invitation on myspace to a party down in TJ

B: i’m good with TJ i got boys in TJ. a friend of yours?

A: naw i don’t know

B: are you gonna go?

A: no i don’t think they like white boys down there

B: it’s cool man i can go with you if you want

A: cool yeah okay