Wednesday, July 26, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Phat Mart, Bizarro E.T.


Hallo Wednesday! Hallo WTF!

Hallo Encyclopedia of Cockatoos!

encyclopedia cockatoos

Hallo sad colorblock clown!

sad colorblock clown

Hallo same clown face in twisted tin solder suit!

tin soldier

This picture is wretched but it says "Honk if You've Been Cheated by Verizon!" on the back; the driver's side had a hand-painted board saying "Chevrolet Does Not Honor its Warranty!"

honk if you've been cheated by verizon


Hallo baby doll with blue eyeshadow!

baby lady
 
Hallo entire book about Baking Soda!

baking soda

Hallo brown-faced cart pulling-lamb!

brown faced cart pulling lamb


Hallo lacquered conch shell clock with no hands!

conch shell clock


Hallo glitter piggy bank!

glitter piggy bank


Hallo ram in a vase!

ram in a vase


Hallo, Phat Mart!

phat mart


Last but not least, hallo bizarro E.T. with a patch of grass covering his genitals!

ET


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

WTF Wednesday: The Lord's Respect, Toilet Paper Sweater


Konichiwa, Wednesday! Konichiwa, WTF!

Konichiwa, men nailing plywood to the roof of the thrift store. What is the point of a flat roof?

nailing boards to roof

Konichiwa, owl wine bottle holder. 

owl wine holder


Konichiwa, hungry pets in a snowglobe. 

hungry snowglobe


I love you that much too. 

i love you this much


The lord respects and loves professional singers.

loves me when i sing


Konichiwa, hastening leader!

i am their leader


Last but not least, it's a roll of pink toilet paper wearing a sweater with a baby popping out!

crochet toilet paper holder


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, July 05, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Tennis Nut, The Other Woman


Hi Wednesday! Hi WTF!

Hi poodle with a perm!

perm poodle


Hi maybe Shirley Temple? 

shirley temple


Capitalize the first and last words!

graduation capitalization


Shall we dance? 

plaid


Hi, lacquered nuts and mini 70's tennis racquet glued on top of a mason jar cap!

tennis nut

Hi, Pouncey's tongue while chewing grass!

pouncey tongue


Hi winky the porcupine! 

winky porcupine

Hi furiously intense owl!

google owl


Last but not least, hi the other woman!

the other woman


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Huggy Everything

Hey Wednesday! Hey WTF!

Hey my big fat American wedding!

shotgun wedding

Hey Huggy bears!

huggy bears

Hey Huggy engineer!

huggy engineer

Hey extra trippy Huggy bear!

huggy bear

Hey Huggy armless clown!

huggy clown (2)

Is this Mrs. Snoopy? She needs a hug.

mrs snoopy

Hey Huggy chimp!

huggy chimp

Last but not least, hey Huggy jester!

huggy clown


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Polish Motorcycle, Moth Worshipper


Hola Wednesday! Hola WTF!
 

Thank you to my good friend and fellow WTF-ophile Monique from Supermama Vintage for mailing me a couple ridiculous examples of WTF this week:

Remember Polish jokes? The cow's glasses are 3D. 

polish motorcycle


She also found this sculpture. She calls it a moth worshipper. 

moth worhipper2


What goes in the bowl? What goes in the bowl!

moth worshipper

Along the same lines, hola clay head!

head sculpture


Last but not least, hola dolls straddling a box full of mice!

case of dolls


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, June 07, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Spraytan Jesus, Airbrushed Pig


Hai Wednesday! Hai WTF!

Yesterday was Sugarhoney's 3rd birthday - coincidence? 

hbd honey


Hai, people holding lambs!

lamb holders


This one's actually pretty good. 

salmon


Hai, husky dog piggy bank!

husky piggy bank


Hai, spray tan Jesus!

jesus


Hai, animal family picture!

animal famiy picture


Last but not least, made in China, Hai airbrushed pig with American flag on its butt!

usa pig


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Fake Ice Cream, Towelephant


Bonjour Wednesday! Bonjour WTF!

Bonjour, cherub riding a pair of dolphins!

dolphin riding cherub


Bonjour, toothpick!

toothpick


Bonjour, Goldsboro!

goldsboro


Adieu, Goldsboro!

goldsboro back

Bonjour, happy flautist!

song of the seashore


Bonjour, fake ice cream sundae!

fake ice cream sundae


I think you are a candle, but flame next to plastic straws?

fake ice cream


Bonjour, Tiffy!

tiffy


Bonjour, bowling frog!

bowling frog


Bonjor, warrior sitting on a bear in Reebok high tops!

reebok hitops


Bonjour, baby in a pile of hats!

baby fireman


Last but not least, bonjour, wig-wearing towelephant!

towelephant



 As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:




https://www.etsy.com/listing/518384294/90s-vintage-t-shirt-too-close-you-can

https://www.etsy.com/listing/518784010/vintage-60s-football-jersey-weak-for-you