Wednesday, August 26, 2015

WTF Wednesday: Santa's Lap, Clams, Tray Table War


Hi Wednesday! Hi WTF!

Again with the strange KFC marketing. Don't get me wrong, I love clams. But?

clams


This went on throughout the 4 hour flight.  I touched the grubby paw with my phone and the grubby paw started flicking its fingers at me.

grabby hands


Hi crochet ballerina.

knit ballerina


Flashback to the time in October 1986 when I dressed up as Santa and put a sign saying "Sit on Santa's Lap - $1" on our mailbox. Shockingly, nobody stopped.

sit on santa's lap
 
Short but sweet this week, hopefully next week will be more WTFruitful. 

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

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Wednesday, August 19, 2015

WTF Wednesday: Mating Unicorns, Clown in a Witch Hat


Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!

Hello slightly deformed cats.

slightly deformed cats


Hello sumo life vest cabbage patch kid.

life jacket sumo cabbage patch


Hello doll with red eyebrows and a green face.

red eyebrows
 

Hello clown in a witch hat.

clown in witch hat


Last but not least, how unicorns mate. 

how unicorns mate 2




how unicorns mate


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

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Wednesday, August 12, 2015

WTF Wednesday: Siamese Twins, Oak Ridge Puppy, Troll Hunting


Greetings, Wednesday! Greetings, WTF!

Let's begin with something I saw on Antiques Roadshow. They were in Charleston and showed an old double-seated chair belonging to Siamese twins attached on the side. The woman was their descendant and said they had 21 children between the two of them. I got this book Chang & Eng in the mail yesterday and cannot wait to read it. 

chang eng


Next, the Oak Ridge Boys Christmas album. The front is just the boys and a tinsel tree. 

oak ridge boys xmas 2


The back is a full family photo, complete with spaniel puppy.

oak ridge boys xmas

These were a good 2 feet out the back of the van. 

loose 2x4s


There's a hike around here that goes by some stone ruins that has become a sanctuary for trolls. 

i'm a troll

this kind of trolls.

troll ruins

There are other trolls hidden along the trail in tree stumps and who knows where else.

Last but not least, baby boy figurine.

little kid

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

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Wednesday, August 05, 2015

WTF Wednesday: Ashamed Workmen, Fried Chicken, Self Esteem


Hi Wednesday! Hi WTF!

Right off the bat, gold nosed creepster clown:

evil clown


Where does this leave unapproved workmen?

approved workmen


Forever in love with aerobics records.

aerobics


I hope they toured the city in those suits.

touring the city


Happiness is a grown man playing with a baby doll.

happiness is


Dinner on the ground looks insane.

grady nutt


Give the world a smile. Literally.

give the world a smile


Great day for a snorkelfest.

great day for a snorkelfest


I don't know where to begin with this doll.

wtf doll


You can't just add a "Y" to a word and make it an adjective, that's not how it works. 

basementy


Last but not least, step one: stop calling yourself a complete idiot.

complete idiot self esteem


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

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Wednesday, July 29, 2015

WTF Wednesday: Ring of Terriers, Aerobics, Crying Belly Dancer

Jello Wednesday! Jello WTF!

Here's Linda...working out on her own foot.

linda fratianne


Welcome home, Mike!

mike warnke


That solid waste hat you always wanted.

solid waste


Can one person eat enough pigs in a blanket to necessitate a dedicated machine?

pigs in a blanket
  

Speaking of pigs.

reading pigs


No doubt the good shopper bought this. 

good shopper bad golfer


 Flair without fuss. 

flair without fuss

 
Just your average, run of the mill, mouse riding a grasshopper scene.

mouse riding grasshopper


 A cow with bumblebee antennae. 

bumblebee cow

Let's put 5 identical terriers staring at each other in a ring formation.

ring of terriers


Last but not least purple-eyed crying bellydancer doll.

crying bellydance doll



WTF.

crying bellydance


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

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Wednesday, July 22, 2015

WTF Wednesday: Camo Face, High Gospel, Weiner Dog, Clown Hands

Ellohay, Wednesday! Ellohay WTF!

It's a camo-face woman with soul-stealing eyes.

woman camo face


Knights in tight satin.

gatlin brothers


Poor Anita Bryant must've blown a gasket after Obergefell. The threat of militant homosexuality my ass. 

militant homosexuality


Sego brothers and Naomi make awesome singing faces.

sego brothers and naomi

Their hair is high.

high in gospel country

Juvenile deliquency - how you can help. 

juvenile deliquency

Written by her mother. I'd like a life-size poster of this hanging next to my bed.

yes you can heather

The doll has no face, but is wearing a panda hat. Myrtle Beach, baby.

myrtle beach panda face

Hey craptastic weiner dog sculpture.

weiner dog sculpture

Last but not least, the hands of a clown. I sincerely hope there's a piano missing.

hands of a clown

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

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