Wednesday, July 05, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Tennis Nut, The Other Woman


Hi Wednesday! Hi WTF!

Hi poodle with a perm!

perm poodle


Hi maybe Shirley Temple? 

shirley temple


Capitalize the first and last words!

graduation capitalization


Shall we dance? 

plaid


Hi, lacquered nuts and mini 70's tennis racquet glued on top of a mason jar cap!

tennis nut

Hi, Pouncey's tongue while chewing grass!

pouncey tongue


Hi winky the porcupine! 

winky porcupine

Hi furiously intense owl!

google owl


Last but not least, hi the other woman!

the other woman


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Huggy Everything

Hey Wednesday! Hey WTF!

Hey my big fat American wedding!

shotgun wedding

Hey Huggy bears!

huggy bears

Hey Huggy engineer!

huggy engineer

Hey extra trippy Huggy bear!

huggy bear

Hey Huggy armless clown!

huggy clown (2)

Is this Mrs. Snoopy? She needs a hug.

mrs snoopy

Hey Huggy chimp!

huggy chimp

Last but not least, hey Huggy jester!

huggy clown


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Polish Motorcycle, Moth Worshipper


Hola Wednesday! Hola WTF!
 

Thank you to my good friend and fellow WTF-ophile Monique from Supermama Vintage for mailing me a couple ridiculous examples of WTF this week:

Remember Polish jokes? The cow's glasses are 3D. 

polish motorcycle


She also found this sculpture. She calls it a moth worshipper. 

moth worhipper2


What goes in the bowl? What goes in the bowl!

moth worshipper

Along the same lines, hola clay head!

head sculpture


Last but not least, hola dolls straddling a box full of mice!

case of dolls


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, June 07, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Spraytan Jesus, Airbrushed Pig


Hai Wednesday! Hai WTF!

Yesterday was Sugarhoney's 3rd birthday - coincidence? 

hbd honey


Hai, people holding lambs!

lamb holders


This one's actually pretty good. 

salmon


Hai, husky dog piggy bank!

husky piggy bank


Hai, spray tan Jesus!

jesus


Hai, animal family picture!

animal famiy picture


Last but not least, made in China, Hai airbrushed pig with American flag on its butt!

usa pig


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Fake Ice Cream, Towelephant


Bonjour Wednesday! Bonjour WTF!

Bonjour, cherub riding a pair of dolphins!

dolphin riding cherub


Bonjour, toothpick!

toothpick


Bonjour, Goldsboro!

goldsboro


Adieu, Goldsboro!

goldsboro back

Bonjour, happy flautist!

song of the seashore


Bonjour, fake ice cream sundae!

fake ice cream sundae


I think you are a candle, but flame next to plastic straws?

fake ice cream


Bonjour, Tiffy!

tiffy


Bonjour, bowling frog!

bowling frog


Bonjor, warrior sitting on a bear in Reebok high tops!

reebok hitops


Bonjour, baby in a pile of hats!

baby fireman


Last but not least, bonjour, wig-wearing towelephant!

towelephant



 As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:




https://www.etsy.com/listing/518384294/90s-vintage-t-shirt-too-close-you-can

https://www.etsy.com/listing/518784010/vintage-60s-football-jersey-weak-for-you

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Pienis Cream Cookies


Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!

We had a bunch of people over here Sunday for Mother's Day brunch. 

About halfway through, two sweet, hilarious, creative boys, age 6 and 8, asked me to help turn on the typewriter. They were gleeful about typing a story, so gleeful in fact that I took a picture to document their glee.

Typewriter


After everybody left, I found ripped up pieces of paper thrown like confetti around the desk chair in my office. 

I taped them back together and a masterpiece (masterpienis) began to emerge...voila! Jhon with Hispienis Cream Cookies!

Jhon with hispienis cream cookies

JHON WITH HISPIENIS CREAM COOKIES

CHAPTER ONE

PIENIS CREAM COOKIES

ONE DAY JHON SAW SOME COOKIES THEY WERE THE KIND WAS PIENIS
CREAM ON THE COVER OF THE CAN IT HAD A PIENIS. HE ATE ONE OF
THE COOKIES IT TASTED LIKE PIENISIS. 

CHAPTER TWO

PINISIS INSIDE
 **********

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Thursday, May 11, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Come at Me Bro Jesus, Spooning for You


Greetz Wednesday (Thursday)! Greetz WTF!

There was a major hailstorm in Denver this week and next day spotted this guy driving with a shattered windshield and a dozen new windshields in his pickup truck. 

windshields


As I was turning left next to this Chihuahua covered Intruder, it promptly intruded into my lane and I had to slam on the brakes and horn.

intruder


Indianapolis with China, Enormous Japan, and Russia looming on the horizon.

indianapolis


I heart beanies. 

i heart beanies


Greetz, overhead projector presentation!

presentation


Greetz, doll! 

bald


Somebody could use an eyeshadow tutorial. 

eyeshadow


Greetz, beakless rooster spooning for you and your rings! 

spooning for you


Greetz, powder pig! 

powder pig


Greetz, candle blower and gilded otter head!

candle blower

Last but not least, greetz, Come At Me Bro Jesus!

come at me bro jesus


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week: