Jello Wednesday! Jello WTF!
Here's Linda...working out on her own foot.
Welcome home, Mike!
That solid waste hat you always wanted.
Can one person eat enough pigs in a blanket to necessitate a dedicated machine?
Speaking of pigs.
No doubt the good shopper bought this.
Flair without fuss.
Just your average, run of the mill, mouse riding a grasshopper scene.
A cow with bumblebee antennae.
Let's put 5 identical terriers staring at each other in a ring formation.
Last but not least purple-eyed crying bellydancer doll.
WTF.
As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.
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Wednesday, July 29, 2015
WTF Wednesday: Ring of Terriers, Aerobics, Crying Belly Dancer
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Wednesday, July 22, 2015
WTF Wednesday: Camo Face, High Gospel, Weiner Dog, Clown Hands
Ellohay, Wednesday! Ellohay WTF!
It's a camo-face woman with soul-stealing eyes.
Knights in tight satin.
Poor Anita Bryant must've blown a gasket after Obergefell. The threat of militant homosexuality my ass.
Sego brothers and Naomi make awesome singing faces.
Their hair is high.
Juvenile deliquency - how you can help.
Written by her mother. I'd like a life-size poster of this hanging next to my bed.
The doll has no face, but is wearing a panda hat. Myrtle Beach, baby.
Hey craptastic weiner dog sculpture.
Last but not least, the hands of a clown. I sincerely hope there's a piano missing.
As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.
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It's a camo-face woman with soul-stealing eyes.
Knights in tight satin.
Poor Anita Bryant must've blown a gasket after Obergefell. The threat of militant homosexuality my ass.
Sego brothers and Naomi make awesome singing faces.
Their hair is high.
Juvenile deliquency - how you can help.
Written by her mother. I'd like a life-size poster of this hanging next to my bed.
The doll has no face, but is wearing a panda hat. Myrtle Beach, baby.
Hey craptastic weiner dog sculpture.
Last but not least, the hands of a clown. I sincerely hope there's a piano missing.
As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.
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Friday, July 17, 2015
hootie & the rebel flag
In a UNC dorm room in 1994, I listened to the the South Carolina band Hootie & the Blowfish CD "Cracked Rear View" many, many times.
One song, "Drowning" was about racism, but I never understood the first verse clearly, Darius Rucker kind of mumbles through it.
But 21 years later, it's timely. Very timely.
Trouble with the world is we're too busy to think about it, all right
Why is there a rebel flag hanging from the state house walls?
Tired of hearin' this shit about heritage not hate
Time to make the world a better place
Why must we hate one another?
Well no matter what we gotta live together
Just that you don't look like me, tell me what do you see
When we pass on the street what do you wanna see
P.E.'s coming is all I gotta say
Wanna turn and run away
They're just telling you how they see it
Right or wrong they don't care, you wish that they would quit
chorus:
Drowning in a sea of tears
Hatred trying to hide your fears
Living only for yourself
Hating everybody else
Cause they don't look like you
Nanci singing it's a hard life wherever you go
About some fat racist living in Chicago
Trying to teach his kids to hate everyone
Well tell me why is that something you wanna teach your son?
Why must we hate one another?
When the people in the church, they tell me you're my brother
You don't walk like me, ... you don't talk like me, saying
Go back to Africa, I just don't understand
(chorus)
I'm trying to be someone that he could look up to, but
When I walk down the street, tell me what do you see
I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man
No I'm not like you
Why do you hate me so
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
Hating everybody else cause they don't look like you
This week I found an authentic vintage 90s Hootie & the Blowfish tour t-shirt with that lyric on back "Cause they don't look like you."
I am glad there is no longer a rebel flag hanging from the statehouse walls. It's a start.
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Wednesday, July 15, 2015
WTF Wednesday: Trim Twist, $19 Bride, Rockstar Jesus
Bonjour, Wednesday! Bonjour, WTF!
Before there was youtube, people learned how to make things by reading books like the Family Creative Workshop 24 volume set. (1976)
Things such as Candy Wreaths:
And Pulley Cable Glides:
Nothing says "Country" like cufflinks and a director's chair in a wheat field.
Trim Twist was a 1968 exercise fad where CEO's were expected to stand on a 1 foot square lazy Susan and twist.
This one unfortunately warped and no longer twisted.
But if it still worked, a boss and his secretary could twist all day to this kind of music:
Hello clown on stilts holding a puppy in a matching hat.
This beautiful bride was 3 feet tall and nineteen dollars. Priciest thing in the store - you can get a new couch at goodwill for less than that.
Last but not least, a couple of Jesuses. Jesus's blond phase (1942).
And a charcoal drawing of windblown rockstar Jesus.
As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.
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Wednesday, July 08, 2015
running bear
and we've got to get ourselves back to the gaaaa-aaaa-aaaa-arden!
saw this little fella stopped in a neighbor's driveway yesterday afternoon. it started running from us, through yards, into the woods.
looked to be young and healthy, about 150 lbs.
we had an encounter in the yard last week with a bear - i was out there throwing the ball for all 3 dogs around lunchtime, sugarhoney stopped in her tracks and started growling, eli blazed past her directly at a big black bear 20 yards away just over a hill, i started yelling for all dogs to come with me back to the house, they followed me, and the bear walked in the opposite direction.
it's a jungle out there!
saw this little fella stopped in a neighbor's driveway yesterday afternoon. it started running from us, through yards, into the woods.
looked to be young and healthy, about 150 lbs.
we had an encounter in the yard last week with a bear - i was out there throwing the ball for all 3 dogs around lunchtime, sugarhoney stopped in her tracks and started growling, eli blazed past her directly at a big black bear 20 yards away just over a hill, i started yelling for all dogs to come with me back to the house, they followed me, and the bear walked in the opposite direction.
it's a jungle out there!
WTF Wednesday: Bicycle Injury, Sewing with Nancy, Spreadeagle Cherub
Hola Wednesday! Hola WTF!
Hola Raggedy Ann.
1-900-CALL-TEDDY
A sailor with a lemon is a scurvy-free sailor.
Sweet acronym. PRIDE = Preventing Returns Involves Daily Effort. Tell me about it.
A couple tidbits from 1978's Bicycle Digest.
Covering both injured and uninjured eyes can help.
This is wheelie dangerous.
Hey random kids.
An hour of contemporary serging with Nancy.
This reeks of Saturday Night Live.
Last but not least, a spreadeagle cherub.
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Wednesday, July 01, 2015
WTF Wednesday: Old Lovers, Moby Dick, Dog Bite Art, Monkey Testing
Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!
Let us begin with a whacked out Christmas elf (?), dated 1976.
Hey #1 Mom. And Kristie.
Ashes of old lovers. #neverforget
Teddy bear rides a unicorn bareback.
Here we have a giant beer stein vividly depicting Moby Dick. A hump like a snowhill!
Good old dog bite sculpture.
Lipstick on a pig on a coconut.
Nice scene from a book about fractions.
Here's a different spin on animal testing. Did he say sedative or laxative?
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