Friday, October 05, 2012
Thursday, October 04, 2012
Wednesday, October 03, 2012
don't drink the kool aid
this ad is from 1975.
"so do something sweet for yourself. save yourself some money. mix your sugar with our unsweetened kool-aid."
what kind of craptastic advice is this?
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Saturday, September 29, 2012
put kimmy back together!
the year was 1980 ish.
the family had 3 kids under 6 years old.
the family had some gerbils.
the gerbils were kept in a cage with a wheel in the spare bedroom.
they named one of the gerbils kimmy.
kimmy learned how to escape her cage and was found in another bedroom.
for the safety of kimmy, everybody agreed to make sure she stayed in her cage in the spare bedroom.
one of the boys was playing with her and she tried to run out the door.
the boy may or may not have looked like this.
the boy slammed the door shut to keep kimmy inside.
the door slammed shut on kimmy.
kimmy was split in half. there were two arms on each side of the separated animal.
the boy screamed at his mother for the first time
PUT KIMMY BACK TOGETHER!
the mother laughed.
the children got a cat.
the children named the cat princess mary.
princess mary lived for 20 years.
the family had 3 kids under 6 years old.
the family had some gerbils.
the gerbils were kept in a cage with a wheel in the spare bedroom.
they named one of the gerbils kimmy.
kimmy learned how to escape her cage and was found in another bedroom.
for the safety of kimmy, everybody agreed to make sure she stayed in her cage in the spare bedroom.
one of the boys was playing with her and she tried to run out the door.
the boy may or may not have looked like this.
the boy slammed the door shut to keep kimmy inside.
the door slammed shut on kimmy.
kimmy was split in half. there were two arms on each side of the separated animal.
the boy screamed at his mother for the first time
PUT KIMMY BACK TOGETHER!
the mother laughed.
the children got a cat.
the children named the cat princess mary.
princess mary lived for 20 years.
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
week at the beach
a week at the beach was awesome.
we took the dogs, and they were good boys.
pouncey had some trouble staying in control. he wanted to pounce after everything he saw. dogs are not allowed off-leash until november 15, so this was a challenge. nacho and eli had a ball.
we took some loooooong walks on the beach.
we ate like kings. the place had a kitchen and kevin made seafood feast after seafood feast. we had an awesome dinner at the fat hen.
we turned a gift bottle of grey goose into daily 'boat drinks' that improved the tone of the whole week. we played lots of pro-kadima.
we boogie boarded. scrabble. rummy. chillin.
celebrated 4 years of dating. all was well. all is well.
as fantastic as the beach is, there's no place like home.
Friday, September 21, 2012
Thursday, September 20, 2012
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
obie the obese doxie
this dachshund is on a diet.
a huge diet. his elderly owners fed the crap out of him and now he needs to lose more than half his weight.
see him waddle around in the grass.
a nice woman has taken him in and is supervising his diet.
read the story here and follow along with this puppy's weight loss journey.
*****
in other dogs on the internet news, saw this slideshow yesterday - always a tearjerker. dog heroes of 9/11
a huge diet. his elderly owners fed the crap out of him and now he needs to lose more than half his weight.
see him waddle around in the grass.
a nice woman has taken him in and is supervising his diet.
read the story here and follow along with this puppy's weight loss journey.
*****
in other dogs on the internet news, saw this slideshow yesterday - always a tearjerker. dog heroes of 9/11
Monday, September 10, 2012
pouncey met his match
two big young dogs came to visit this weekend.
it was great for eli & nacho to get a breather, and it was great for pouncey to be completely outweighed and out-spazzed by the new guys.
the sweet german short haired pointer in the picture is porter. he turned 3 this weekend. he has more energy than an entire preschool class combined.
the only humans who should be allowed to own german short haired pointers are 1. ironman triathletes and 2. people with big fenced in farms, like over 10 acres.
Friday, September 07, 2012
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