fruit fly trap

should you ever find your kitchen overrun by fruit flies, i don't suggest trying to swat them all with a fly swatter. they are too small - they can escape through the wires of the swatter, and they are too fast - they scoot away.

this plastic wrap-glass trap works like a charm, though.

1. put apple cider vinegar in glass
2. cover with plastic wrap
3. poke a dozen holes in plastic wrap with toothpick
4. flies get in but can't find their way out

another suggestion i read on the internet is to put a rotting banana in the oven with the door open overnight. the flies attack the banana. early in the morning sneak in the kitchen and close the oven door before they can escape. turn the oven on to 425.

frenching dogs

frenching dogs, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

like silence of the lambs - quid pro quo

you want honey?
kiss your brother.

fireworks = skyboobs

bursting, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

me: that firework looked like a boob! flesh colored with a red circle inside.
he: they all look like boobs, actually. just different colors.

what is this world coming to?

what is this world coming to?, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

what do you love about botox? the giant needle? the botulism toxins that freeze your facial tissues? the way it makes you look like you're carved from wax?

if i had the chance i would absolutely fire the persons responsible for designing and ordering this craptastic makeup bag.

*****

in other and more heartwarming news, head over to the magical blog of tobias - toby or not toby - and post a limerick about michael jackson and win a sweet prize!

what they say is wrong

eventually watched pots boil.

son exposure

son exposure, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

looks like i'll be frying to a crisp.

RIP michael jackson

R.I.P.
you certainly didn't seem to L.I.P.
what a talent. and a twisted life.

downed branch on line

downed branch on line, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

somebody should call somebody

h n polaroid

h n polaroid, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

happy father's day! hope everybody's weekend was spectacular. i learned many things:
1. if nacho has to go to the bathroom and there is no door open, he will relieve himself on the carpet.
2. a mixture of white vinegar and heavy duty carpet cleaner will get this up.
3. the UNCA campus is bursting with echinacea right now.
4. the 'savory crepes' from the first tent at the UNCA farmers market are gigantic and totally delicious.
5. if you bring empty growlers back to pisgah brewery they will not fill them up with anything you want from the taps. they will take the empty & give you a $5 discount on another already filled growler though.
6. if two full growlers knock into each other on a sharp van turn, one may explode into shattering glass and an atomic mushroom cloud of foamy brown ale before settling into the 1993 teal carpet.
7. if nacho has to go to the bathroom and there is no door open, he will relieve himself on the carpet.
8. a mixture of white vinegar and heavy duty carpet cleaner will get this up.
9. lucero sounds like dropkick murphys from the dirty south.
10. i am surrounded by good people and dogs.

Crappydrivingville

from asheville craigslist

Possibly two bad drivers.? One just doesn't realize it. (Crappydrivingville)
Reply to: pers-
Date: 2009-06-17, 7:18PM EDT


Your both crappy drivers you for making last minute eratic moves instead of going down the road turning around and coming back. But of course you don't see the fact that your driving sucks also. He again so common here in the melting pot let your crappy driving affect his crappy driving. Think about all the other drivers next time your not the only one out there. You miss your turn you pay the price not everybody around you. Uh duh quit bitching and fix your bad driving habits. Stop blaming others it really is you.

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bud for mom

bud for mom, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

all time worst mother's day present

at least 10 people in this photo are hugging

at least 10 people in this photo are hugging, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

phish at the asheville civic center last night was a great time. extreme amount of energy put forth by the band and the crowd was full and fired up. the light show was like nothing i've ever seen, completely dialed in. they ran out of beer before the second set. the male to female ratio had to be 20-1. there were tons of uniformed cops everywhere in the streets and throughout the civic center but the atmosphere was intensely positive.

Set I: Kill Devil Falls, The Moma Dance, Sample In A Jar, Stash, Dog Faced Boy, Gumbo, Tube, Lengthwise, The Divided Sky, When The Cactus Is In Bloom*, Bold As Love
Set II: Backwards Down the Number Line > Ghost > Fast Enough For You, Halley's Comet > Maze, Alaska, Theme From The Bottom, Golgi Apparatus, Possum
Encore: Loving Cup
* debut, by Bill Monroe