the christmas scene in hickory, nc. that's a real world war I howitzer on the left. i want to know how many people it killed.
Monday, December 15, 2008
Thursday, December 11, 2008
wise holden
we have gotten so much rain in the last two days, but the skies cleared for a while this afternoon
holden hopes it keeps raining because we're still a foot low
saw this online somewhere in the last year, don't know where
listened to or understood?
understood or challenged?
mannequin
i just got a torso mannequin for some more efficient t-shirt modeling, and i think with dick cheney's head in the window it will also scare away would-be burglars, unless they think there's an armless dick cheney inside and break in just to kick him.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
Monday, December 08, 2008
my face hurts
myfacehurts.com
celebrating hysterical laughter and facial injuries
click on myfacehurts.com
Sunday, December 07, 2008
coke adds life
has there ever been a torso better suited for modeling vintage t-shirts?
SamiSalsa rules.
Saturday, December 06, 2008
hemipene
what do you do when you're at a herpetologist's house for a ladies' potluck?
make her explain snake sex!
(hemipene - pronounced like hemi-peen - The bi-lobed male reproductive organs in most reptiles, kept inverted in the tail until needed.)
Thursday, December 04, 2008
no worries
holden & nacho went for their yearly checkup and vaccines this week.
their report cards say:
holden is 10.5 years old, weighs 71.3 lbs, heartrate 110, very good range of motion in hips, he is doing very well for his age, call him mr. velvet ears
nacho is 5.5. years old, weighs 53.5 lbs, heartrate 100, bright, alert, responsive, good body condition, tortilla chip ears
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
crank
my general crankiness boils down to things being out of my control
i wish i could control weather
i wish i could click my heels and be in NY
i wish i could control the behavior of others
i wish i could control the irritability of others
i wish i could live in a cave full of labrador retrievers