kitchen slice

cuts come not from
sharp knives but
dull ones
pushed too hard

sexy mussels

i mean jeez

smile

if you want to smile, just say 'lengthy extensions'

some holiday cheer!

here we have some of the other haha's on holiday in temecula-



stonehill? stonecreek? stonehouse


fluff & tigah


click the BOBCAT


that's a peach hon


oj tastetest, dole = ammonia, organic = oranges


leonesse cellars, it's like italy in riverside county


getting lucky at pechanga casino


pipe cleaner santa hats!


negative ghost rider the pattern is full


see the grinch & the not-homeless lady in the back?


HAPPY HOLIDAYS! may your days be merry & bright!


and yes they would like a few more christmas treats

feliz navidad

Teri Hatcher's dog is a porker.

emails between me & my dad today =

skippy: teri hatcher’s dog is so much fluffier than brother henri


Bobby Huntington: Skippy, the brown and white dog isn't a King Charles is it? If it is, that ain't all hair. That dog is a porker. Henry has some cool feathering. Particularly his tail. His lack of fluff keeps him aerodynamic. That little punk can fly. He gets going so fast in the hallway upstairs you swear he'll go right through Chris's front window someday. He's got the wheels but thank god he's got the brakes.

warehouse holidays

it all begins where it ends

bells are ringing

why is it chris-MISS when you're talking but
chris-MUSS when you're singing?

unstable stay back

sad boy

he had a party
and nobody came
the next day was sunday
went on all the same

he wasn't too ugly
old folks said he's cute
brown faced & round
thick glasses played flute

light in the loafers
with wrists giggly limp
whistling & clumsy
a daydreaming wimp

he sent out the invites
they said they'd all come
his mother bought streamers
and drank all the rum

do you remember?