hound dog
you said you was high class
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Monday, October 23, 2006
Friday, October 20, 2006
happy anniversary mom & dad!
Thursday, October 19, 2006
seeds
if you dumped some kind of organic seeds (fruit, vegetable, grass, tree, or) onto landfills would good prevail
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Monday, October 16, 2006
Sunday, October 15, 2006
cops love me
10/14/06 3:30PM
Pulled over in Del Mar
Followed for past mile from highway twisting streets neighborhood by
dark shark of roads
patrol car
flashes lights
Officer A. Garcia badge 50-ish
short of course stout aviators khaki
license registration proof of insurance
did i do something wrong?
i'll tell you just as soon as you do what i just said
hand license from wallet
reach to glove box
ehh- it's okay - everything in your name? -the registration?
yeah yeah all me
well heather you know what you're sposta do at a stop sign?
stop
yeahhhh- you rolled through not one but two stop signs usually you see a patrol car behind you people come to complete stop or they been drinking--?
i haven't
Loud beeping sound muffled operator walkietalkie
okay i'm gonna let you go today with just a warning heather
writes my name in all caps in pocket notebook
but you're gonna hafta show some more effort-?
sure yeah okay
okay boots on gravel turn walk back
shaking hands shift to drive
i thought i stopped
Pulled over in Del Mar
Followed for past mile from highway twisting streets neighborhood by
dark shark of roads
patrol car
flashes lights
Officer A. Garcia badge 50-ish
short of course stout aviators khaki
license registration proof of insurance
did i do something wrong?
i'll tell you just as soon as you do what i just said
hand license from wallet
reach to glove box
ehh- it's okay - everything in your name? -the registration?
yeah yeah all me
well heather you know what you're sposta do at a stop sign?
stop
yeahhhh- you rolled through not one but two stop signs usually you see a patrol car behind you people come to complete stop or they been drinking--?
i haven't
Loud beeping sound muffled operator walkietalkie
okay i'm gonna let you go today with just a warning heather
writes my name in all caps in pocket notebook
but you're gonna hafta show some more effort-?
sure yeah okay
okay boots on gravel turn walk back
shaking hands shift to drive
i thought i stopped
Saturday, October 14, 2006
how they got there
stats from october 06 kitshickers.com-
stats from october 06 vintagevantage.com-
i want to find the two people who searched for "tuck-oop scoop-uk"
Top 20 of 31 Total Search Strings | |||
---|---|---|---|
# | Hits | Search String | |
1 | 23 | 20.35% | ivan drago |
2 | 15 | 13.27% | sexpanther |
3 | 10 | 8.85% | kitshickers |
4 | 9 | 7.96% | her spandex |
5 | 8 | 7.08% | beaner |
6 | 6 | 5.31% | ivan%20drago |
7 | 4 | 3.54% | redteam |
8 | 3 | 2.65% | trampolines |
9 | 2 | 1.77% | drago rocky iv |
10 | 2 | 1.77% | female target |
11 | 2 | 1.77% | ivan%20drago%20pictures |
12 | 2 | 1.77% | kickball teams southern california |
13 | 2 | 1.77% | moose drunk |
14 | 2 | 1.77% | mooseknuckles |
15 | 2 | 1.77% | rocky 4 drago |
16 | 2 | 1.77% | rocky drago |
17 | 2 | 1.77% | rocky ivan drago |
18 | 2 | 1.77% | ruggy joesten |
19 | 2 | 1.77% | tuck-oop scoop-uk |
20 | 2 | 1.77% | www.kitshickers.com |
stats from october 06 vintagevantage.com-
Top 20 of 1153 Total Search Strings | |||
---|---|---|---|
# | Hits | Search String | |
1 | 3908 | 37.00% | vintage t-shirts |
2 | 598 | 5.66% | steroids |
3 | 495 | 4.69% | vintage vantage |
4 | 328 | 3.11% | cowgirl |
5 | 300 | 2.84% | vintage t shirts |
6 | 298 | 2.82% | rednecks |
7 | 279 | 2.64% | mud trucks |
8 | 213 | 2.02% | vintage tee shirts |
9 | 181 | 1.71% | tuna |
10 | 168 | 1.59% | noodling |
11 | 115 | 1.09% | 2 live crew |
12 | 104 | 0.98% | vintage tshirts |
13 | 97 | 0.92% | jack johnson |
14 | 93 | 0.88% | vintage tees |
15 | 80 | 0.76% | weekend at bernies |
16 | 70 | 0.66% | vintagevantage |
17 | 69 | 0.65% | vintage tee |
18 | 61 | 0.58% | chunky |
19 | 58 | 0.55% | hoochie |
20 | 57 | 0.54% | vintage shirts |
i want to find the two people who searched for "tuck-oop scoop-uk"
Friday, October 13, 2006
conversation between supermarket produce workers
A: hey i got a invitation on myspace to a party down in TJ
B: i’m good with TJ i got boys in TJ. a friend of yours?
A: naw i don’t know
B: are you gonna go?
A: no i don’t think they like white boys down there
B: it’s cool man i can go with you if you want
A: cool yeah okay
B: i’m good with TJ i got boys in TJ. a friend of yours?
A: naw i don’t know
B: are you gonna go?
A: no i don’t think they like white boys down there
B: it’s cool man i can go with you if you want
A: cool yeah okay
Thursday, October 12, 2006
restaurant waste
sell by today
or throw it away
make you some more
a big tub before
the trash men
come empty your tray
enough for an army
or family of five
served all to one
that old principal's wife
and she eats like a bird from benin
fold up your manners
remember your napkin
if asked to say grace
just say
thank you sweet garden
of heavenly bounty
a bountiful heaven on earth
here today
with you all
peaceful blessings
of health and great cheer
let's dig in
or throw it away
make you some more
a big tub before
the trash men
come empty your tray
enough for an army
or family of five
served all to one
that old principal's wife
and she eats like a bird from benin
fold up your manners
remember your napkin
if asked to say grace
just say
thank you sweet garden
of heavenly bounty
a bountiful heaven on earth
here today
with you all
peaceful blessings
of health and great cheer
let's dig in
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
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