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from the desk of bill s. preston, esq.

Laboratorio de Labradorios

i have a dream - to set up a Laboratorio de Labradorios -

a place where labs & their kin
romp & play all day on acres fenced in
set up things in their labrador way
make labrador love all labrador day

i'll be there to take pictures & submit lab reports

seeking -

• location
• veterinarian(s)
• farmer(s)/dog wranglers
  
• labs for rescue
• labs to come visit like summer camp

i think there's something to be learned from whatever kind of society a bunch of labrador retrievers, basically left to their own devices, sets up for themselves.

yoga wheel haikus

yoga is just stand
there and don't hurt anyone
including yourself

everytime you go
for a ride you don't have to
reinvent the wheel

much easier than waiting tables

GIRL, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

GIRL, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

by, William O. Johnson

Man, she sure has a nice snap in that thing

and that look is just right.

I like that top she has on, that color sure is bright.

I only have one question for her.

"GIRL, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"

Look at those lips,

my, my, my,

baby's got shapely hips

and she is top heavy too!

What am I to do? I've got to ask,

"GIRL, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"

A short skirt and high heel shoes,

I can't believe her sex appeal!

Her lipstick is just the color I dreamed about,

I better make my move

before she flies away.

EXCUSE ME,

"GIRL, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"

for something similar to listen to: "Girl, I Wanna Lay You Down" - ALO

yes makes you smile

in almost every language, saying the equivalent of the word "yes" forces you the speaker into a smile. saying the word "yes" you have to smile. a few languages yes is spoken "haha."
check it out - if you go down this list, you can't help but be smiling - yes in 550 languages website

to compare, your face isn't half as happy saying no in 550 languages.

just something i was thinking about, considering why weege is such a great nickname, and you say "cheese" to smile, stuff like that.

america's finest city

blake russell wins big race!

my friend, frosty beverage man, told me he & his wife saw my old roomate, blake (used to be) phillips, now blake russell, yesterday after SHE WON the 15k Gate River Run in Jacksonville, Florida! go blake!

you know he's not slow

i can't find A single picture of blake from back when we lived together, but i did find this one that she took, of me & frosty beverage man, sitting in front of the house that she & i lived in, in smurf village. she thought it was funny that we'd sit at the bus stop like it was a lounge chair.


you can see her profile & talking about why she loves running on the reebok website here - click on ATHLETES, she's 2/3 way down

speedy gonzalez!

here too is a picture of frosty beverage man's cousin:


and another of frosty beverage man's friends who may or may not have in their sleep peed on or been peed on by a friend of mine, nobody knows.


anyway, congratulations blake! keep running fast!
the end.

nacho choplicker

rainbow today

may resort to vibrance