raul flying to cabo

DO NOT EAT THE FUCKING GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!

girl scout cookies nutritional info(little brownie bakers dot com)

hydrogenated oils nutritional info

how about the girl scouts sell organic carrots & tomatoes that they grow themselves.

smart ass

mopeds need tripod

peace haiku 1-8

more good work gets done
when like brothers & sisters
we all act as one

there may be peace where
you are and i will do my
best to have peace here

these are dark ages
stoke the flames of truth & light
whenever you can

there's magic in the
paths between the homes of your
friends when you're little

can you remember
the very first time you saw
a dandelion

fuzzy yellow ball
darker gold in the middle
a few together

act like the person
you want to become when you
forget how to act

from december's wet
snow the green of kindness grows
towards roots that were numb

did i catch a niner in there?

oh yeah

for some reason, sentences that start this way may not have one.

fortune teller

it's not too late
to stop the charade
wipe yourself clean
all the mess that you made

before it explodes
distrust turns to hate
the free ins & outs
meet a big metal gate

you think that you hide
you think i can't see
you've never been more than
transparent to me

i know how you'll act
i know what you'll do
they'll force out the laughter
cause i did it too

behind the false face
behind the wide eyes
lives an innocent kid
i'd hate to despise

so don't dress the truth
in the lies of the day
cause the simple fact is
i know anyway

end

all these hurts i didn't intend
all those times i didn't pretend
all my faults i try to defend
all the ways i refuse to bend
all my hands i didn't extend
wonder why it's come to an end

shroom's thoughts on vegas

bucky nacho

notes from crime & delinquency

here is a note between me and my friend brian hoey back in high school. i think the name of the class we were taking was called 'crime & delinquency' - seriously. the beg-a-thon mentioned in the note was our junior class fundraiser consisting of walking around with cans ("the money can") and getting change. it was wildly successful.

here's the note unadulterated:


and then here's the note with some photoshopped heads:


and here's closeups of some key players-





susan and me:


brian hoey:


another of brian:

beth is also mentioned in the note, but the picture i scanned of her didn't come out.

the end.