Wednesday, May 24, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Fake Ice Cream, Towelephant


Bonjour Wednesday! Bonjour WTF!

Bonjour, cherub riding a pair of dolphins!

dolphin riding cherub


Bonjour, toothpick!

toothpick


Bonjour, Goldsboro!

goldsboro


Adieu, Goldsboro!

goldsboro back

Bonjour, happy flautist!

song of the seashore


Bonjour, fake ice cream sundae!

fake ice cream sundae


I think you are a candle, but flame next to plastic straws?

fake ice cream


Bonjour, Tiffy!

tiffy


Bonjour, bowling frog!

bowling frog


Bonjor, warrior sitting on a bear in Reebok high tops!

reebok hitops


Bonjour, baby in a pile of hats!

baby fireman


Last but not least, bonjour, wig-wearing towelephant!

towelephant



 As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:




https://www.etsy.com/listing/518384294/90s-vintage-t-shirt-too-close-you-can

https://www.etsy.com/listing/518784010/vintage-60s-football-jersey-weak-for-you

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Pienis Cream Cookies


Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!

We had a bunch of people over here Sunday for Mother's Day brunch. 

About halfway through, two sweet, hilarious, creative boys, age 6 and 8, asked me to help turn on the typewriter. They were gleeful about typing a story, so gleeful in fact that I took a picture to document their glee.

Typewriter


After everybody left, I found ripped up pieces of paper thrown like confetti around the desk chair in my office. 

I taped them back together and a masterpiece (masterpienis) began to emerge...voila! Jhon with Hispienis Cream Cookies!

Jhon with hispienis cream cookies

JHON WITH HISPIENIS CREAM COOKIES

CHAPTER ONE

PIENIS CREAM COOKIES

ONE DAY JHON SAW SOME COOKIES THEY WERE THE KIND WAS PIENIS
CREAM ON THE COVER OF THE CAN IT HAD A PIENIS. HE ATE ONE OF
THE COOKIES IT TASTED LIKE PIENISIS. 

CHAPTER TWO

PINISIS INSIDE
 **********

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Thursday, May 11, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Come at Me Bro Jesus, Spooning for You


Greetz Wednesday (Thursday)! Greetz WTF!

There was a major hailstorm in Denver this week and next day spotted this guy driving with a shattered windshield and a dozen new windshields in his pickup truck. 

windshields


As I was turning left next to this Chihuahua covered Intruder, it promptly intruded into my lane and I had to slam on the brakes and horn.

intruder


Indianapolis with China, Enormous Japan, and Russia looming on the horizon.

indianapolis


I heart beanies. 

i heart beanies


Greetz, overhead projector presentation!

presentation


Greetz, doll! 

bald


Somebody could use an eyeshadow tutorial. 

eyeshadow


Greetz, beakless rooster spooning for you and your rings! 

spooning for you


Greetz, powder pig! 

powder pig


Greetz, candle blower and gilded otter head!

candle blower

Last but not least, greetz, Come At Me Bro Jesus!

come at me bro jesus


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week: