WTF Wednesday: Santa's Lap, Clams, Tray Table War

Hi Wednesday! Hi WTF!

Again with the strange KFC marketing. Don't get me wrong, I love clams. But?

This went on throughout the 4 hour flight.  I touched the grubby paw with my phone and the grubby paw started flicking its fingers at me.

Hi crochet ballerina.

Flashback to the time in October 1986 when I dressed up as Santa and put a sign saying "Sit on Santa's Lap - $1" on our mailbox. Shockingly, nobody stopped.

 
Short but sweet this week, hopefully next week will be more WTFruitful. 

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:   

• 80s Duck Hunting Dogs Sweater 
• 70s I Cracked My Nuts on the Bull T-shirt

WTF Wednesday: Mating Unicorns, Clown in a Witch Hat

Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!

Hello slightly deformed cats.

Hello sumo life vest cabbage patch kid.

Hello doll with red eyebrows and a green face.

 

Hello clown in a witch hat.

Last but not least, how unicorns mate. 

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:   

• 80s Family of Rabbits T-shirt  
• 80s Raccoon Eating Watermelon Sweatshirt

WTF Wednesday: Siamese Twins, Oak Ridge Puppy, Troll Hunting

Greetings, Wednesday! Greetings, WTF!

Let's begin with something I saw on Antiques Roadshow. They were in Charleston and showed an old double-seated chair belonging to Siamese twins attached on the side. The woman was their descendant and said they had 21 children between the two of them. I got this book Chang & Eng in the mail yesterday and cannot wait to read it. 

Next, the Oak Ridge Boys Christmas album. The front is just the boys and a tinsel tree. 

The back is a full family photo, complete with spaniel puppy.



These were a good 2 feet out the back of the van. 

There's a hike around here that goes by some stone ruins that has become a sanctuary for trolls. 



this kind of trolls.



There are other trolls hidden along the trail in tree stumps and who knows where else.

Last but not least, baby boy figurine.

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:   

• 80s Teddy Bears Better than Men T-shirt  
• 80s Are We Rich Yet? T-shirt
• 80s Basketful of Shar Peis T-shirt
• 90s We're All Stars T-shirt
• 80s Teddy Bears Pocket T-shirt
• 90s Weavers Technology T-shirt
• 90s Dr. Talton Just Says Yes T-Shirt
• 80s Mountain Bike Ran Me Over T-shirt  
• 90s Lady Rifles Basketball Camp T-shirt

WTF Wednesday: Ashamed Workmen, Fried Chicken, Self Esteem

Hi Wednesday! Hi WTF!

Right off the bat, gold nosed creepster clown:

Where does this leave unapproved workmen?

Forever in love with aerobics records.

I hope they toured the city in those suits.

Happiness is a grown man playing with a baby doll.

Dinner on the ground looks insane.

Give the world a smile. Literally.

Great day for a snorkelfest.

I don't know where to begin with this doll.

You can't just add a "Y" to a word and make it an adjective, that's not how it works. 

Last but not least, step one: stop calling yourself a complete idiot.

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:   

• 80s Nutbush Virginia T-shirt
• 90s Shagging South Carolina T-shirt