Friday, November 15, 2024

Hinckley house

We have sold the Hinckley house! For the past 8 years I lived in what was John Hinckley Jr's last known address at the time he attempted to gain Jodie Foster's favor by shooting Ronald Reagan. 

It was his parents' house. His dad was an oil exec from Texas and they relocated to Evergreen about 5 years earlier. Immediately after Junior shot his shot, his parents moved out to a neigbors' house and never moved back in, lines of TV vans sat outside for weeks and a secret service helicopter landed on the lawn. The address was printed in the NYT.

We didn't know this before buying but also weren't upset upon learning. An oldtimer neighbor who had been there and lived through it told me when she saw me at the mailbox in the first month we were there.

Jeffco summoned Junior to jury duty in 2017. We got the notice in the mailbox. My thought on that is someone in the county office has the address flagged and every time it's sold they summon him in the following year to alert the new owners. It makes zero sense otherwise. 

He was released from prison while we lived there. That was kind of weird. By all appearances now he is a peaceful folk singer. 

There were some attempted assassinations (I think? Still not sure) this summer and the NYT ran a feature profile on Junior on the cover of their magazine the week we put his house on the market. 

We closed on the house 8 years to the day from the date we bought it. Both times trump was brand new president elect. The cycles are pretty bizarre.

Anyway after a wonderful 8 years we are officially out of the Hinckley house and Evergreen and onto more coastal pastures in Oregon and Florida for the next few months as we find a place to land.

Friday, April 19, 2024

Horns for Health!

 

The concept is very simple - turn negativity into laughs.

The method involves bicycle/clown horns. 


Rule 1 is Everyone Consents. 

 

Only 1 Rule because it may only take 1 honk!


Everyone gets a horn that makes a funny honk noise. 

 

Everyone agrees to honk the horn when someone else says or does something that is ______ (this is what you all consent to beforehand.) 



Common honk reasons are for "negativity" or "being unnecessarily critical." 

 

Instead of holding resentment, honk away negativity!


The honk noise may make pets flinch. A 1 inch magnet at the horn's end - aka Pet Mufflers - will muffle the sound.

 


 

Lanyards may be helpful to carry the horn around. 

 

Happy honkers Greta and Clark Walker endorse H4H!

 

HORNS FOR HEALTH!  

 

Horns available at many places online and in dusty garages around the world!

 

COMING SOON: A very limited number of new branded Horns for Health horns may possibly be available for purchase in May 2024.

Sunday, April 07, 2024

Improvised Sunglasses

"Snowblindness is caused by brilliant reflections or glare from the snow. It can occur even on foggy or cloudy days. The first warning of snowblindness comes when you no longer detect variations in the level of ground, followed by a burning sensation of the eyes. Later your eyes pain when exposed to even a weak light. Prevention is the best cure, but if you are stricken, complete darkness is your best medicine. Wear your sunglasses or other material with narrow eye slits cut in it (fig 185)."


Improvised sunglasses x 3

 Using an iPhone, banana peel, and concert ticket
 




 

Adapted from US Army Field Manual 1970 "Survival."

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Safety third! Everyone be careful with the eclipse tomorrow!

Wednesday, April 03, 2024

True Crime Jesus Trinity



"Luminol don't lie"

"The husband did it"

And

"Lie detectors are bullshit"

These are three universal truths gleaned from years of true crime watching 

All 8x10 acrylic on canvas 

Skippyhaha studihohos. 

Sunday, March 31, 2024

Pants as water wings


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"Pants as water wings." Acrylic on canvas 11x14

Adapted from the 1969 US Army Field Manual "Survival, Evasion, and Escape" 

#skippyhaha #studihoho #obviouslynotAiArt #happyeaster2024 #pantsaswaterwings

Wednesday, March 27, 2024

Elk Meadow Winter Sunset

 

Acrylic on canvas, 8x10

Victory Garden for a Family of Five


 

 

Acrylic and ink on canvas, 8x10

Friday, March 22, 2024

Roadkill Chunnies

Here's some spring/Easter art🌷🐰🩵

An age-old story of rebirth, or how a cheddar bunny becomes a cheddar square 🐣💐

Tuesday, March 19, 2024

Today's Wordle Answer

 

Permanent ceasefire now

Monday, March 18, 2024

Kate Middleton photo

 

i found the original photo before the Princess photoshopped it

Saturday, March 16, 2024

Reaping What's Been Sown

 


"reaping what's been sown" acrylic on paper 5.5x5
This one is so bad that I think it's funny in the botched Jesus painting way #botchedjesus
Roy Williams looks like a combo Steve Martin and Bobby Knight
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Sunday, March 10, 2024

Court Storming Leg Healed Up

 


"court storming leg healed up" acrylic on paper 4.5x8